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20-08-2013, 03:21 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I await the response of my great leader.

I should purge them from Shekinah's world great Enoch?!

They will not change

They will not see light

One must hasten the end!

My killing arm is becoming restless!

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20-08-2013, 03:25 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 03:05 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Religion has never frightened me more than it has today...on many levels...

It don't scare me. My 14 year old has shit scarier in his pockets than this dude.

This dude is just garden variety batshit crazy.

And really not impressive crazy...

He'll probably claim next that his "god" keeps his dick in chasity and his hawt goddess wears the key around her neck and only releases him if he sucks her toes and properly worships her feet just right.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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20-08-2013, 03:27 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
FYI, this guy made an account on atheist forums.org today as well. I'm leaning towards troll.

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20-08-2013, 03:30 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Other than being a proponent of an evil text, I don't see where this guy is malicious. Consider

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20-08-2013, 03:47 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I mean seriously. What the fuck is wrong with these people? They come outta fuck knows where with one unoriginal fixed idea in their heads and the *first* bloody thing that springs to mind is to find some atheist forum where we're quietly minding our own business and tell us all about whatever ridiculous fantasy land they've convinced themselves that they are lord and master of...

IT WON'T WORK YA TWIT! Now go desist from being stupid.
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20-08-2013, 03:48 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 02:55 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I was thinking the same thing MSBB (in my head I call you Miss BB. Weird huh?)

So let's get this straight...god is a hot black chick who likes to smoke the Ganga and party like it's 1999? Sounds like Quill and I had a secret Love Child.




God is more "shy", than "hot".

A delicate, lovely thing.

Pretty.

Seemingly, fragile.

Pure.

Hemp is in the bible.

And God consumes hemp.

Drinking?

About once, every few months.

Except, during the 15 day "Shekinah's Jubilee".

The celebration of her birthday.

Then she drinks a little more, than average.

But drinking, is like once, every two months.

But hemp, anytime she wants.

She considers hemp to be normal.

Like we think of coffee.

She considers hemp to be "harmless"

And normal, for everyday use.

Drinking, that is more for special occasions.

Normally God drinks weak coffee, everyday.

So coffee and hemp, God would consume everyday.

That is the normal fair, for God.

And every 60 days or so, she might get one bottle of something.

Some kind of booze.

Normally on a Friday night, the Sabbath.

But not every Sabbath.

1 out of 8

Or 1 out of 10.

Something like that.
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20-08-2013, 03:59 PM
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(20-08-2013 03:47 PM)morondog Wrote:  IT WON'T WORK YA TWIT! Now go desist from being stupid.

Speak for yourself ignorant unbeliever!

Please great prophet lend me the power to smite this one in the name of his holiness!

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20-08-2013, 04:01 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 03:21 PM)ridethespiral Wrote:  I await the response of my great leader.

I should purge them from Shekinah's world great Enoch?!

They will not change

They will not see light

One must hasten the end!

My killing arm is becoming restless!




God does not need help in killing people.

That is her normal routine.

She decides the day you die

And then you do.

That is just normal.

She has to decide, when every person dies.

It is a part of her responsibilities.

If you say grace, she lets you live much much much longer.

You can extend your life, almost indefinitely.

Simply, by saying grace, at every meal.

God, just can not kill you, if you do that.

She just can not bear, to lose you.

So, she gives you another day.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

As long as you say grace, God will not kill you.

That is her habit.

But

If you do not say grace

The opposite occurs.

She looks for ANY EXCUSE, to kill you.

The slightest thing, and you're dead.

That is how God works.

Grace

Will make you live

Almost indefinitely.
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20-08-2013, 04:09 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 07:56 AM)Chas Wrote:  Oh, goody, another True Believer™. Drinking Beverage

How long will you last here, Mark? You will not gain any converts or convince anyone that belief is the same as knowledge or that faith is evidence.

What do you hope to accomplish?

Geez, I hope it isn't true that no Christian can "gain any converts" among open-minded people who avail themselves to reason. While it certainly is unlikely (most people are close-minded and unreasonable, atheist and theist alike), it certainly isn't impossible.

My girlfriend is mad at me. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried cooking a stick in her non-stick pan.
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20-08-2013, 04:12 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Hmmm... no citations, nor any argument beyond the mere assertion of truth. I guess we may not be having any conversions, after all.

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