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06-09-2013, 01:27 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:23 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 01:01 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Because we are bored and he is a soft target.

Drinking Beverage


You want to know what else is a soft target?

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This was the cut image that was going to be used for the 'Child-Killer' karma perk in the old Fallout games.

Which raises an interesting ethical question...

Should we only eat babies that have reached full term?

Consider

Let me know soon because I've left the oven on.

Cheers

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06-09-2013, 01:32 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:01 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Because we are bored and he is a soft target.








I do like "educating Jews", as to "the viability of your religion".

That, is my specialty.

Now, are you aware, "that the Tanach HAS BEEN DOCTORED?"

It does not reflect the original texts.

It is a fako o.

Here is proof.

http://thenewholybible.org/the_tanach_ha...ctored.htm

So..

Why did they feel a need to make up "a fake bible?"

I wonder.

One, that does not reflect the original texts?

Something, is rotten in Denmark.

As they say.

Very rotten.
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06-09-2013, 01:33 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2013 01:40 AM by ELK12695.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:25 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  In "the parable of the fig tree" (Matthew 24:32-34) it says that the second coming must arrive "within one lifetime of when Israel was formed in one day".

You know, for a person that claimed:
(20-08-2013 08:38 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Well, the old one was dusty.
You sure do quote that dusty old bible a lot. I thought you had your own personal fairytale book to quote stuff from.

Well, here I go again, trying to talk to this maniac.

(06-09-2013 01:32 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Something, is rotten in Denmark.

As they say.

Very rotten.

Acually, it isn't. Denmark is a nice, warm country. Don't claim it's a Shakespeare quote; if you're gonna quote his work, atleast quote him right.

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06-09-2013, 01:36 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:32 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 01:01 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Because we are bored and he is a soft target.








I do like "educating Jews", as to "the viability of your religion".

That, is my specialty.

Now, are you aware, "that the Tanach HAS BEEN DOCTORED?"

It does not reflect the original texts.

It is a fako o.

Here is proof.

http://thenewholybible.org/the_tanach_ha...ctored.htm

So..

Why did they feel a need to make up "a fake bible?"

I wonder.

One, that does not reflect the original texts?

Something, is rotten in Denmark.

As they say.

Very rotten.


Not only does the emperor have no clothes, he denies that he is in fact naked!

The fact that one man who has created his own Bible calling out the Jewish faith for having an edited holy book, that the irony of this is lost on you, speaks volumes about your complete lack of self awareness. Weeping

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06-09-2013, 01:40 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:27 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Which raises an interesting ethical question...

Should we only eat babies that have reached full term?

Consider

Let me know soon because I've left the oven on.

Cheers

Meh, try boiling them instead?

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06-09-2013, 01:43 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2013 02:20 AM by DLJ.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:32 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Why did they feel a need to make up "a fake bible?"

Because it's fun?



You may not know this

because

You know nothing, Jon Snow, Smartass

but there have been a couple of guys on this site (Egor and another more recent one) who have invented their own 'bible'.

Don't bother reading them, they are just as sad as all supposedly sacred texts but

it does get one thinking how
disturbed,
damaged and
lonely
one has to be before one starts believing that anyone really cares enough about what one has to say to want to start following the 'doctrine' one invents.

Rolleyes

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06-09-2013, 01:47 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:40 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 01:27 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Which raises an interesting ethical question...

Should we only eat babies that have reached full term?

Consider

Let me know soon because I've left the oven on.

Cheers

Meh, try boiling them instead?

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Sure, boiled is fine but I was wondering whether it was kosher to kick a pregnant woman in her soft target and then eat the output.

Is their any rule about whether it has to be a natural birth before roasting (or boiling) the baby?

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06-09-2013, 01:47 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:27 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Which raises an interesting ethical question...

Should we only eat babies that have reached full term?








A person, who has had an abortion, does have "a murder rap".

On their permanent record.

Not "an abortion rap".

A murder rap.

Just like The Night Stalker.

You, will be in the same cell, as him.

Because, you are just as guilty.

As

The Night Stalker.

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06-09-2013, 01:52 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
^^^

Nah! Read Exodus. Murder is subjective.

Yes

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06-09-2013, 02:03 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:33 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 01:25 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  In "the parable of the fig tree" (Matthew 24:32-34) it says that the second coming must arrive "within one lifetime of when Israel was formed in one day".

You know, for a person that claimed:
(20-08-2013 08:38 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Well, the old one was dusty.
You sure do quote that dusty old bible a lot. I thought you had your own personal fairytale book to quote stuff from.

Well, here I go again, trying to talk to this maniac.









I am not a maniac.

I am a nice fellow.

The police, they love me.

At least, it seems that way.

I drive Trans Am.

But, I don't believe in traffic laws.

Not for me, you know, that is for the humans.

So, I drive, very fast.

For fun.

I used to drive Dodge Chargers.

Here is a photo of my 2011, Silver Dodge Charger, transporting some flowers, for God's "flower offerings".

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Any who.

You get a Charger, up to about 140, and "they start to fly".

Like a God damn airplane.

I almost flipped that Charger, so many times.

So

Then I went Trans Am.

They can take it.

But the police, you know, they object, to my ways.

For about five minutes.

When they punch, my license, into their computer

Holy shit.

Does their tune change.

"Homeland Security" has a note there.

It says

"Get the fuck away from him".

"And forget, you ever saw him."

I

Like those guys.

And then they give my license back.

And off I go.

My guardian angel

Works at the "National Security Agency".

The NSA.
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