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06-09-2013, 02:09 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 01:47 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 01:40 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Meh, try boiling them instead?

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Sure, boiled is fine but I was wondering whether it was kosher to kick a pregnant woman in her soft target and then eat the output.

Is their any rule about whether it has to be a natural birth before roasting (or boiling) the baby?

Well, I'm pretty sure that shellfish costume would make boiling that baby rather un-kosher.

Considering that Yahweh orders the killing of women, pregnant or otherwise, I can't imagine that he'd be opposed to it. Just so long as it's not on a Saturday that is.

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06-09-2013, 02:25 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:09 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 01:47 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Sure, boiled is fine but I was wondering whether it was kosher to kick a pregnant woman in her soft target and then eat the output.

Is their any rule about whether it has to be a natural birth before roasting (or boiling) the baby?

Well, I'm pretty sure that shellfish costume would make boiling that baby rather un-kosher.

Considering that Yahweh orders the killing of women, pregnant or otherwise, I can't imagine that he'd be opposed to it. Just so long as it's not on a Saturday that is.

Dammit! It's Saturday today.

I'll have to freeze it and have it tomorrow instead.

Gotta say though, it's one of the main perks of operating a Home for Fallen Women... an almost endless supply of fresh meat.

Drooling

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06-09-2013, 02:27 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Mark, it's raining and thundering like fuck over here. Who should I speak to to make it stop so my cat can come home?
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06-09-2013, 02:35 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:27 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Mark, it's raining and thundering like fuck over here. Who should I speak to to make it stop so my cat can come home?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_thunder_gods

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06-09-2013, 02:37 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:25 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Dammit! It's Saturday today.

Really? It's only 4:37 AM on Friday here on the east coast of the United States... Shocking

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06-09-2013, 02:40 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:37 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 02:25 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Dammit! It's Saturday today.

Really? It's only 4:37 AM on Friday here on the east coast of the United States... Shocking

1:40 AM here. West coast.
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06-09-2013, 02:47 AM
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Either way, the Sabbath, the true proper, correct and Jewish Sabbath is observed from sundown on Friday until the appearance of three stars in the sky on Saturday night.

So all three of us are in Sabbath.

So I am going to have to get one of my non-Jew slaves to freeze this lovely fresh baby.

Annoying, I was looking forward to it.

Gonna have to have phở again.

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06-09-2013, 02:49 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:47 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Either way, the Sabbath, the true proper, correct and Jewish Sabbath is observed from sundown on Friday until the appearance of three stars in the sky on Saturday night.

You're over in the Philippines right? I work night shift over here, that's my excuse...

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06-09-2013, 02:53 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:27 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Mark, it's raining and thundering like fuck over here. Who should I speak to to make it stop so my cat can come home?










I do not control the rain.

God does.

You must know the distinction, between "God, and Jesus".

When "I calmed the storm", on the sea of Galilee, that was because

The boat was SINKING.

No joke.

It was scary.

But, any who.

I can save my own ass, should the weather threaten it.

You know, like stop a tornado, heading my way.

That, I could do.

But, other than that.

I don't mess with the weather.

Thank you for asking.
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06-09-2013, 02:56 AM
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(06-09-2013 02:03 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 01:33 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  You know, for a person that claimed:
You sure do quote that dusty old bible a lot. I thought you had your own personal fairytale book to quote stuff from.

Well, here I go again, trying to talk to this maniac.









I am not a maniac.

I am a nice fellow.

The police, they love me.

At least, it seems that way.

I drive Trans Am.

But, I don't believe in traffic laws.

Not for me, you know, that is for the humans.

So, I drive, very fast.

For fun.

I used to drive Dodge Chargers.

Here is a photo of my 2011, Silver Dodge Charger, transporting some flowers, for God's "flower offerings".

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Any who.

You get a Charger, up to about 140, and "they start to fly".

Like a God damn airplane.

I almost flipped that Charger, so many times.

So

Then I went Trans Am.

They can take it.

But the police, you know, they object, to my ways.

For about five minutes.

When they punch, my license, into their computer

Holy shit.

Does their tune change.

"Homeland Security" has a note there.

It says

"Get the fuck away from him".

"And forget, you ever saw him."

I

Like those guys.

And then they give my license back.

And off I go.

My guardian angel

Works at the "National Security Agency".

The NSA.






Noboby has ever used this quote better in history. I don't like to brag all that much, but this has got to be my best video response on this site.

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"Don't answer that. A rhetorical question."
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