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06-09-2013, 02:58 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:53 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 02:27 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Mark, it's raining and thundering like fuck over here. Who should I speak to to make it stop so my cat can come home?










I do not control the rain.

God does.

You must know the distinction, between "God, and Jesus".

When "I calmed the storm", on the sea of Galilee, that was because

The boat was SINKING.

No joke.

It was scary.

But, any who.

I can save my own ass, should the weather threaten it.

You know, like stop a tornado, heading my way.

That, I could do.

But, other than that.

I don't mess with the weather.

Thank you for asking.

How should I ask god to stop the weather being so wet?
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06-09-2013, 03:23 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:53 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  When "I calmed the storm", on the sea of Galilee, that was because

The boat was SINKING.

No joke.

It was scary.

The Sea of Galilee? Oh, you must mean Lake Tiberias! That little thing is dinky, it's only 13 miles long by 8.1 miles wide. Sea? Hardly, it's not even a terribly impressive lake.

You want a lake that will fuck yours (and Jesus') shit up? Try Lake Erie, the graveyard of the Great Lakes.

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06-09-2013, 03:23 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:58 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  How should I ask god to stop the weather being so wet?








Well, you could "ask God", I suppose.

But that, almost never works.

Not in regards, to the weather.

That's God's biz.

And she needs no help, with it.

"Intercessory Prayers", or "asking God to do stuff".

Is a crock of shit.

To be honest.

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All that God really wants to hear from his children are these two simple things, "Thank you" and "My goodness, how wonderful". Variations on those two themes will get you through all your earthly existence and right up into Heaven. Just what he deserves, all accolades of "thank you" and "praise to you" and not a complaint in sight.

End quote.

You

Should read your bible.

http://thenewholybible.org
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06-09-2013, 03:32 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
So Mark, you'll have to forgive me. I quit reading this some 70 pages ago. Have you bothered providing some evidence other than a few pictures of the sky when it was lit up pretty? I mean, if there is no good reason to believe you than I really do want to see it. Otherwise, I could be following any ole' cook you claimed to be Jesus wearing tin foil on his head. Thanks.

BTW there is a quote button, alternately you can use the code which is [q uote=username] Test you wish to quote. [/q oute] minus the spaces.

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06-09-2013, 04:24 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 03:32 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  So Mark, you'll have to forgive me. I quit reading this some 70 pages ago. Have you bothered providing some evidence other than a few pictures of the sky when it was lit up pretty? I mean, if there is no good reason to believe you than I really do want to see it. Otherwise, I could be following any ole' cook you claimed to be Jesus wearing tin foil on his head. Thanks.

BTW there is a quote button, alternately you can use the code which is [q uote=username] Test you wish to quote. [/q oute] minus the spaces.









My signs, are a million.

Billion.

The easiest way, to quickly, "go over them".

Would be, to "click on the YELLOW CLICKIES", on the home page.

http://thenewholybible.org

And, after you have read them, I will discuss any of them, with you.

Probably, the easiest way.
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06-09-2013, 04:25 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 02:49 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 02:47 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Either way, the Sabbath, the true proper, correct and Jewish Sabbath is observed from sundown on Friday until the appearance of three stars in the sky on Saturday night.

You're over in the Philippines right? I work night shift over here, that's my excuse...

Hehehe, yeah. The Singaporean part of the Philippines. Mark doesn't understand the difference. He knows nothing.

Meanwhile... I've just been told that today is Friday. Thought it was Saturday already.
So can have that baby for dinner, now. Yummy.

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06-09-2013, 04:59 AM
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(06-09-2013 02:56 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Noboby has ever used this quote better in history. I don't like to brag all that much, but this has got to be my best video response on this site.











Tis a true story.

That is the best kind.

I have a video too.

It is on my website.

It is called "Berserker".

People love it.





Berserker.

They wear

The "upside down cross".
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06-09-2013, 05:20 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2013 05:23 AM by ELK12695.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 04:59 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  



Berserker.

They wear

The "upside down cross".

No, Mark, that's Mjølner*, Tors** hammer. Say Mjølner Mark, Mjølner. Also, we know him as Techno Viking.

*= Norweigan Pronunciation, and that is how you properly use the letter Ø, Cheap!
**= You English folks call him Thor.

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06-09-2013, 05:20 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2013 05:23 AM by cheapthrillseaker.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 04:59 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Berserker.

They wear

The "upside down cross".




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06-09-2013, 05:23 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 05:20 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  No, Mark, that's Mjølner*, Tor's** hammer. Say Mjølner Mark, Mjølner.

*= Norweigan Pronunciation, and that is how you properly use the letter Ø, Cheap!
**= You English folks call him Thor.








Ha ha ha.

That's funny.

You should have read the text for the video.

Quote.

Berserker. A punishing angel. They wear the upside down cross.



Berserker. http://youtu.be/Kf9jCdqVg58 A punishing angel. (From the Apocalypse of Peter verse 21, 2nd Enoch 10:1)

A berserker is pure unbridled terror. They wear the upside down cross. Punishment. They have no limits. They have no restrictions. Pure. Unmitigated. Horror.



Unstoppable.


They have no fear.


And they do not care.




And they all speak German. How poetic is that? As they could make even a battle hardened Nazi SS storm trooper wet himself. Think what they will do to you.





They are coming. Whether you like it or not.





You should turn up the volume on that video and put that clip on a full volume, full screen, repeating cycle and watch it for a couple of hours. See if you ACTUALLY can see his hands when he starts his combat karate.




They do become a blur you know..




Full combat karate is some lumpy stuff.




It makes you lumpy.







After a few hours, you will have an epiphany.







My dear





You will have a moment of clarity.





Berserkers. My loyal berserkers. Servants of the most high God. I did come packing. I was not sent without resources. I will win all battles. You will know them as "berserkers". Enforcers. For God you know. Hard core stuff. The hardest. I have millions of them at my disposal. Punishing angels are unlimited in number. (from the Apocalypse of Peter verse 21)





And when I call



They come down like hail.





And they all look the same. They look exactly like me. Say hello to the face that you see coming at you. Get used to it. Get very used to it. God gave you a break. He thought that you seeing your fate may help you. And your fate is right around the corner. Because. We got a good God.





And you are going down.





A "berserker" is the biggest, meanest, and most powerful "punishing angel" that God uses to dispense justice to sinners in Hell. And the main thing about a berserker is PROXIMITY. A berserker "gets in your face", he will spend all eternity screaming, swearing, punching, round kicking, smacking, head butting, nose breaking, smashing, slapping and spitting on you about one inch from the tip of your nose. He will go berserk in your face for all eternity, with no place for you to hide.

Pure punishment. Pure vengeance. God is now going to vent out all his frustrations onto your head. And his job is very very frustrating. So you will now become a punching bag. As a liberal, you are one of the ones responsible for destroying the earth. And for that, you will become a permanent scapegoat. You will provide a service. God gets frustrated. God gets mad. He needs. A punching bag. You filthy atheist. You will be it.


In other words:



In Hell



You will be beat to a pulp. By someone who knows how to do it. And lasting for all eternity.



If you are stupid enough to go.



It is a choice.



A simple choice.

Edd quote.
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