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06-09-2013, 05:27 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2013 05:32 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 04:59 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 02:56 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Noboby has ever used this quote better in history. I don't like to brag all that much, but this has got to be my best video response on this site.











Tis a true story.

That is the best kind.

I have a video too.

It is on my website.

It is called "Berserker".

People love it.





Berserker.

They wear

The "upside down cross".



That gentleman is commonly referred to as 'TechnoViking'. Also that's not an upside down cross, that's a pendant representing the Hammer of Thor; something sort of like this...

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Quote:Technoviking is the nickname given to a musclebound man dancing in a video shot during the annual techno music festival Fuckparade in July 2000 (Berlin, Germany). The footage shows an unruly man shoving a woman before being grabbed by a shirtless man wearing a beard and a Thor’s hammer pendant who pushes him away. Since being uploaded to YouTube in 2006, the video has gained tens of millions of views, as well as spawning hundreds of parodies and remixes.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/technoviking

TechnoViking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to TechnoViking!


Come on dude, get your shit together.

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06-09-2013, 05:31 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 05:23 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 05:20 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  No, Mark, that's Mjølner*, Tor's** hammer. Say Mjølner Mark, Mjølner.

*= Norweigan Pronunciation, and that is how you properly use the letter Ø, Cheap!
**= You English folks call him Thor.








Ha ha ha.

That's funny.

You should have read the text for the video.

Quote.

Berserker. A punishing angel. They wear the upside down cross.



Berserker. http://youtu.be/Kf9jCdqVg58 A punishing angel. (From the Apocalypse of Peter verse 21, 2nd Enoch 10:1)

A berserker is pure unbridled terror. They wear the upside down cross. Punishment. They have no limits. They have no restrictions. Pure. Unmitigated. Horror.



Unstoppable.


They have no fear.


And they do not care.




And they all speak German. How poetic is that? As they could make even a battle hardened Nazi SS storm trooper wet himself. Think what they will do to you.





They are coming. Whether you like it or not.





You should turn up the volume on that video and put that clip on a full volume, full screen, repeating cycle and watch it for a couple of hours. See if you ACTUALLY can see his hands when he starts his combat karate.




They do become a blur you know..




Full combat karate is some lumpy stuff.




It makes you lumpy.







After a few hours, you will have an epiphany.







My dear





You will have a moment of clarity.





Berserkers. My loyal berserkers. Servants of the most high God. I did come packing. I was not sent without resources. I will win all battles. You will know them as "berserkers". Enforcers. For God you know. Hard core stuff. The hardest. I have millions of them at my disposal. Punishing angels are unlimited in number. (from the Apocalypse of Peter verse 21)





And when I call



They come down like hail.





And they all look the same. They look exactly like me. Say hello to the face that you see coming at you. Get used to it. Get very used to it. God gave you a break. He thought that you seeing your fate may help you. And your fate is right around the corner. Because. We got a good God.





And you are going down.





A "berserker" is the biggest, meanest, and most powerful "punishing angel" that God uses to dispense justice to sinners in Hell. And the main thing about a berserker is PROXIMITY. A berserker "gets in your face", he will spend all eternity screaming, swearing, punching, round kicking, smacking, head butting, nose breaking, smashing, slapping and spitting on you about one inch from the tip of your nose. He will go berserk in your face for all eternity, with no place for you to hide.

Pure punishment. Pure vengeance. God is now going to vent out all his frustrations onto your head. And his job is very very frustrating. So you will now become a punching bag. As a liberal, you are one of the ones responsible for destroying the earth. And for that, you will become a permanent scapegoat. You will provide a service. God gets frustrated. God gets mad. He needs. A punching bag. You filthy atheist. You will be it.


In other words:



In Hell



You will be beat to a pulp. By someone who knows how to do it. And lasting for all eternity.



If you are stupid enough to go.



It is a choice.



A simple choice.

Edd quote.

No, you just don't know what hammer is. Stop writing books and stupid posts and watch Seasme Street, maybe you'll learn something for once.

(06-09-2013 05:23 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Edd quote.



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06-09-2013, 05:31 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 05:20 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 04:59 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  



Berserker.

They wear

The "upside down cross".

No, Mark, that's Mjølner*, Tors** hammer. Say Mjølner Mark, Mjølner. Also, we know him as Techno Viking.

*= Norweigan Pronunciation, and that is how you properly use the letter Ø, Cheap!
**= You English folks call him Thor.

Høli Grälen! Deäl wik it! Tongue

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06-09-2013, 05:34 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 05:31 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 05:20 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  No, Mark, that's Mjølner*, Tors** hammer. Say Mjølner Mark, Mjølner. Also, we know him as Techno Viking.

*= Norweigan Pronunciation, and that is how you properly use the letter Ø, Cheap!
**= You English folks call him Thor.

Høli Grälen! Deäl wik it! Tongue

Jævla engelsksnakkende kukkhue...

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06-09-2013, 05:40 AM
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There is one upside to being immortal (given that you would have to be given the descriptions of hell), you'd eventually build up the strength, endurance, and pain tolerance needed to fight back. You can go to hell an obese wimp who knows next to nothing on fighting, and eventually you will step out a blood-soaked Kratos and have the strength to fight God herself.

I will thank these Berserker Angels for being a drill sergeant and personal trainers. Big Grin
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06-09-2013, 05:44 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 05:34 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 05:31 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Høli Grälen! Deäl wik it! Tongue

Jævla engelsksnakkende kukkhue...

I guess I need not worry much then. Big Grin

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06-09-2013, 05:48 AM
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(06-09-2013 05:23 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  You will be beat to a pulp. By someone who knows how to do it. And lasting for all eternity.

How about you try to beat me to a pulp old man. I prefer to fight real people with big mouths than their invisible friends.



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06-09-2013, 05:59 AM
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(06-09-2013 05:44 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 05:34 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Jævla engelsksnakkende kukkhue...

I guess I need not worry much then. Big Grin

Ja, bare le du. Hvis jeg noen gang støter på deg skal jeg trøkke en do-børste ned i halsen din. Da kan du snakke dritt resten av livet ditt!

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06-09-2013, 06:05 AM
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(06-09-2013 05:27 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  That gentleman is commonly referred to as 'TechnoViking'. Also that's not an upside down cross, that's a pendant representing the Hammer of Thor; something sort of like this...

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Quote:Technoviking is the nickname given to a musclebound man dancing in a video shot during the annual techno music festival Fuckparade in July 2000 (Berlin, Germany). The footage shows an unruly man shoving a woman before being grabbed by a shirtless man wearing a beard and a Thor’s hammer pendant who pushes him away. Since being uploaded to YouTube in 2006, the video has gained tens of millions of views, as well as spawning hundreds of parodies and remixes.










Very funny my dear.

Very funny.

Except, the thing around his neck, looks NOTHING like it.

That is a gold cross.

Hung, upside down.

You know, walmart, has cheap eye exams.

About 140 bucks.

Time, for an appointment.

I know, that OTHER people, call that a "Techno Viking".

Because of their ignorance.

And their stupidity.

That, is not my problem.

DO YOU SEE ANY ADS, ON THAT VIDEO?

Answer, please.

If there are no ads

That means

YOU FUCKING OWN IT.
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06-09-2013, 06:10 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 05:59 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 05:44 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  I guess I need not worry much then. Big Grin

Ja, bare le du. Hvis jeg noen gang støter på deg skal jeg trøkke en do-børste ned i halsen din. Da kan du snakke dritt resten av livet ditt!

Is that so? Tongue

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