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07-09-2013, 03:05 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
So are you Metatron or Chainsaw?

Get your lies straight Marky Mark.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

We're all mad here. The Cheshire Cat
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07-09-2013, 03:11 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(07-09-2013 02:44 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Yaknow....I think the whole math and weed not mixing thing is really individualistic. For example, I can not just do arithmetic, but also understand math WAY better after a big fat bowl. My wife, on the other hand, can't do grade two math if you so much as light a joint in the room.









If you are wasting your time thinking about math, when you are high??

Certainly, you have something better to do.

Marijuana, is in the bible.

God loves hemp.

God loves his children, having hemp.

A stiffo

Might as well have a lead sandwich for lunch, I always say.

If you can't handle hemp

You can't handle life.

You can't handle anything.

I

Would find a bridge to jump off.

Cause you're already dead.

Bible quote:

Marijuana in the bible


It is important to note that marijuana is all over the bible. It was the main component, the only "active component", of "the Holy Anointing Oil" that is repeatedly mentioned in the bible.

(Here is an outside source which explains this issue in more detail - http://patients4medicalmarijuana.wordpre...the-bible/ . And here is the wikipedia for the Holy Anointing Oil which also explains that its main component was hemp - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil )



The hemp within the anointing oil was absorbed, through the skin.

And Jesus used the holy anointing oil, everyday.

Each, and every day.

Those, simply, are the facts.

Stiffos, notwithstanding.



The term "the Christ", actually means, "The Anointed One".

And what that specifically was referring to was this hemp oil, which he was anointed with.

In fact, the name Jesus Christ, actually translates out to "Jesus, who smokes pot".

Again, simply the facts.

Stiffos, you can take a hike.

The facts are the facts, and those are the facts.

Like it or lump it.



Marijuana gets you in much better contact with the Shekinah, or God. It is "a doorway", to God.

That's why it was used.



Also, the AMA says that "marijuana is harmless".

After a 20 year study.

http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx...id=1104848

So..

You got that.

God is here

To make your day better.

Not worse.



And hemp is a big part of that.



Marijuana is only for adults however, out of school people, you can not absorb facts, or learn, when you are high. If you smoke as a child, your IQ will be on average, ten points lower. A frikken moron. It is for adults. Only.



Mark my words my dear.

Or ignore them.

(I would mark them.)
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07-09-2013, 03:17 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(07-09-2013 03:05 PM)Anjele Wrote:  So are you Metatron or Chainsaw?









I have "70 names".

It says that, right in the first paragraph, of the website.

Everything, put in one bundle.

Quote.

The fact that when I came again I would have many titles or "crowns" on my head was predicted of by the prophets, "And on his head are many crowns, and he has a name written on him which no one knows except himself". (Revelation 19:12) And that name is "The Lesser Yahweh".

The Vice Regent of God himself.

End quote.

God is back.

And with "an overwhelming force".

All the angels of Hell

Are aligned.

All the angels in Heaven

Are aligned.

We

Hit the beaches

Running.

It is a Blitzkrieg

My dear.

A Blitzkrieg.
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07-09-2013, 03:22 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(06-09-2013 06:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Goddam dude. Ease up on the line spacing.











Everything I write

Is "dictated by God".

And

God write in poems.

Similar, to Haiku.

They are called

"Epigrams".

Short, witty, poems.

Meant

To be remembered.

"Ah, the Lord thy God, is he not a speaker of parables?"

Ezekiel 20:49
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07-09-2013, 03:39 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(07-09-2013 03:22 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Short, shitty, poems.

fixed

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"Don't answer that. A rhetorical question."
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07-09-2013, 03:45 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(07-09-2013 03:05 PM)Anjele Wrote:  So are you Metatron

Why be Metatron when you can be:
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"Don't answer that. A rhetorical question."
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07-09-2013, 06:36 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Mark Dreher, my chosen one.

I am God.

And you have let me down.

Yet again.

You never defended me.

When I was defamed and insulted.

All I need from my subjects.

Is a few simple words said.

Before a meal is eaten.

And you have failed in such a simple task.

As this.

In over 100 pages.

Of trying.

I have grown tired.

Of you.

And so you are condemned.

To an eternity of torture.

As I am a simple soul.

Who will gain great satisfaction.

From this.

Your thigh.

Will be withered.

And your belt buckle.

Will be repossessed.

And my new chosen one.

Will be Girlyman.

(I like his thighs just as they are oh yes).

Amen.
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07-09-2013, 11:12 PM (This post was last modified: 08-09-2013 12:16 AM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(07-09-2013 02:44 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Yaknow....I think the whole math and weed not mixing thing is really individualistic. For example, I can not just do arithmetic, but also understand math WAY better after a big fat bowl. My wife, on the other hand, can't do grade two math if you so much as light a joint in the room.

Think that's right.

(07-09-2013 03:03 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  There is NOBODY
To save you.
But me.
Nobody else is coming.

Why thank you,
thank you very much
my dear.
But I don't need no help.
Don't want no help.
Didn't ask for no help.
You'll just get in my way.
Get outta my way.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
This ain't my first rodeo.
Been saving my sorry ass self myself for decades now.
My own personal Jesus and whatnot.
I can do this all by myself.
I have to do this all by myself.

...

So there. Tongue





shit, there were multiple dangllng pointers there.









Reach out and touch faith and watch it slip through your fingers.




#sigh
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08-09-2013, 01:48 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(07-09-2013 11:12 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Why thank you,
thank you very much
my dear.
But I don't need no help.
Don't want no help.
Didn't ask for no help.
You'll just get in my way.
Get outta my way.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
This ain't my first rodeo.
Been saving my sorry ass self myself for decades now.
My own personal Jesus and whatnot.
I can do this all by myself.
I have to do this all by myself.











I know you don't want any help, my dear.

Who, said "it was optional?"

Not me, my dear.

Not me.

The Lord Jesus

Is an "insurmountable force".

Un

Defeatable.

And

I don't really care

About your "opinions", on the matter.

To get a Jew, to do the right thing, is like pulling a camel, through the eye of a needle.

Almost

Impossible.

Many people, call them "half demons".

I call them full.
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08-09-2013, 01:52 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(07-09-2013 06:36 PM)joben1 Wrote:  Mark Dreher, my chosen one.








Very nice Joben, very nice.

I like anyone, who puts forth some effort.

Very poetic.

Creative writing class, I see.

Very nice poems.
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