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20-08-2013, 05:04 PM (This post was last modified: 20-08-2013 05:10 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 04:56 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  I don't believe I know you, actually.

Bah, belief is for pussies. How's the wife and kids? Your bigass boy home from the war yet? Thank him for his service for me will you. He's a great kid and a hero.

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20-08-2013, 05:10 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 04:56 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  I don't believe I know you, actually.

But, I have been fine.

Bah, belief is for pussies.



No no, belief is for people who want to go to Heaven, when they die.

Heading for Club Med.

Just laying by the pool.

Ordering mia tais.

Heaven, is for decadent freaks.

To let their hair down.

And enjoy the reward.

Heaven

Is a party.
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20-08-2013, 05:15 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 04:53 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Hey Mark.

WTF dude?

You didn't call me "dear" OR

say it was nice to hear from me.

That cut me deep.

Real deep.




Weren't you the one "that was high"?

This has made you "overly sensitive".

But, that is what hemp does.

The increased sensitivity, makes you hear the Holy Spirit better.

And complain, and whine a little, too.

I guess.
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20-08-2013, 05:17 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:10 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 05:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Bah, belief is for pussies.
No no, belief is for people who want to go to Heaven, when they die.
Heading for Club Med.
Just laying by the pool.
Ordering mia [sic] tais.
Heaven, is for decadent freaks.
To let their hair down.
And enjoy the reward.
Heaven
Is a party.

Sounds boring as all fuck. ... Now sensory deprivation tanks, those can be interesting. Tongue

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20-08-2013, 05:21 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Fricken' Ed Gordon Lite©

At least Ed typed in a non-retarded format.

So sick of these guys...

1) Ed
2) Thetheist
3) That weird guy that claimed to be Jesus.
4) This guy

Pretty much why becoming so hostile to Internet "Christians". They do an untold amount of detriment.

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20-08-2013, 05:23 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and guess that this thread isn't worth reading..

amirite?
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20-08-2013, 05:25 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
No, Muffs. It's worth reading...just for the pure insanity of it all. Start at the beginning and watch it escalate from the usual preachiness to genuine crazy.

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20-08-2013, 05:27 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
You and your god are too polite and droll for me... Needs more smiting!

I think I'll go back to being a godless heathen now.


...This guy takes all the fun out of mocking this guy.

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20-08-2013, 05:43 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 04:56 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  I don't believe I know you, actually.

Bah, belief is for pussies. How's the wife and kids? Your bigass boy home from the war yet? Thank him for his service for me will you. He's a great kid and a hero.




Yep.

He had fun over there.

But he is back.

He got hit by a brick, in the head, but he survived, you know.

No worries.

His mother, I divorced.

You know, in order to do this, I had to "marry" the Shekinah.

So, the Shekinah, is my wife now.

God.

God had to kill 33 people, to get me to do that, divorce my human wife.

Because, I did not want to do it, at first.

But God has a way, of getting you to do stuff.

And 33 people had to die, just to get me to marry the Shekinah.

It is an interesting story, actually.

http://www.thenewholybible.org/blacksburg_massacre.htm

Fun

For the whole family.
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20-08-2013, 05:48 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
So if she is god, who then is the father?

[Image: dobie.png]Science is the process we've designed to be responsible for generating our best guess as to what the fuck is going on. Girly Man
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