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08-09-2013, 10:21 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 09:56 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(08-09-2013 09:50 AM)joben1 Wrote:  Mark - geddit?

Did you say Reddit?

Yes, they did make me my own subreddit, over there.

A private one.

http://www.reddit.com/r/MarkDreher/

Thank you for asking.

Illiterate too eh.

Just another one of your many failures.

Amen
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08-09-2013, 10:51 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 10:21 AM)joben1 Wrote:  Amen












Sometimes God speaks through Lenny Kravitz.

Welcome to the Millennium


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08-09-2013, 11:33 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 09:56 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

God ain't real, and that's a plus.








I notice

Your "signature".

Quote: Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of our own mind. - Emerson



And what did Emerson say about God?

Hmm..?

"God will not have his work made manifest by cowards."
-- Essays, Series I (Self-Reliance)

"Let a man believe in God, and not in names and places and persons."
--Spiritual Laws


Just sayin..
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08-09-2013, 12:31 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 11:33 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(08-09-2013 09:56 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

God ain't real, and that's a plus.








I notice

Your "signature".

Quote: Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of our own mind. - Emerson



And what did Emerson say about God?

Hmm..?

"God will not have his work made manifest by cowards."
-- Essays, Series I (Self-Reliance)

"Let a man believe in God, and not in names and places and persons."
--Spiritual Laws


Just sayin..

So he did. Doesn't change the fact that god isn't really there. Drinking Beverage

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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08-09-2013, 12:35 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(07-09-2013 01:22 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  How can you be the perfect human being if you suck at math?











I'm not perfect.

I have several flaws.

Too modest.

Overly large thingy.

And..

Well, that's all I can think of.

Right now.

But that's not the point.

You see, the earth, has been perfected.

Everything works.

Infrastructure

Roads.

Clean air.

Clean water,

Social Security.

Food stamps.

Chemotherapy.

Zoning laws.

Coppers.

And on and on and on.

What's left?

God's end.

God's pay.

That's all that is in deficit.

So

They sent me.

To collect it.

By reminding you

Of it.

It's understandable.

If you were God

Would you not do that?

Send someone down?

To remind the kiddies?

I think you would.

I think you would.

It's logical.

And here I am

No biggie.

Start saying grace, every meal.

Attend church, every week.

You will go to Heaven.

(Even homosexuals, you know, they go too, believe me.)

Case closed.

EVERYONE, is happy.

And then, you got Heaven, you know.

Like "Club Med".

Just laying by the pool.

Ordering mai tais.

Good good good good.

This will never be characterized

As anything, but good.

Because it is.

Good.
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08-09-2013, 12:57 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 12:35 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  (Even homosexuals, you know, they go too, believe me.)

Case closed.

Good! I'm tired of you repeating that same shitty line over and over. I know what you are doing, you're trying play the good guy and make us like you when you talk about homosexuals as equals, as they truly are. But you done fucked it up after you said you sympathize with nazis and consider jews "creatures" (if you want me to quote you on that, I can). I don't care if this offends you or not. You're an asshole.

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"Don't answer that. A rhetorical question."
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08-09-2013, 01:01 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 12:31 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  So he did. Doesn't change the fact that god isn't really there.








There is absolutely no reason why "this is a problem", for you.

Every human, on the earth, right now, is eligible, for Heaven.

(Even homosexuals can go, don't believe the bad press.)

Everyone, who wants to, can go to Heaven.

That is my message.

And it is a good one.

The fact that you see it as a problem

Is "incorrect".

It really isn't.

It is a blessing.

Don't you cringe?

Get scared, when God whispers, "what about Hell?", in your ear?

And he does that, I know.

To everyone, regular.

Part of his "schtick".

Part of his deal.

That little whisper

What about Hell?

Would not you like to have some ammo?

To fight agin him?

Full compliance.

Is the perfect ammo.

You can do no better.

So, back off God!

I am in full compliance.

I said grace, at my last meal.

And last Sunday, my butt was in a pew.

So, there is nothing left.

You got nothing on me.

God.

Nah na na na nah.
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08-09-2013, 01:21 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
140 pages later

and all I can think

is where do I sign up

to be one of them there Jews.

I mean

just to piss God off

and shit.

#sigh
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08-09-2013, 01:24 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 12:57 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Good! I'm tired of you repeating that same shitty line over and over. I know what you are doing, you're trying play the good guy and make us like you when you talk about homosexuals as equals, as they truly are. But you done fucked it up after you said you sympathize with nazis and consider jews "creatures" (if you want me to quote you on that, I can). I don't care if this offends you or not. You're an asshole.







"Members of Judaism", my dear.

Not Jews, as in blood.

And there is a difference.

No one is screwed, "because they are born".

But they are screwed, for "being stupid".

And homosexuals

Before

I told them, they can go to Heaven

Had ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE, that they can go.

In fact, the bible "says they can't".

I

Bring a loophole.

A trapdoor.

That did not exist.

Before, I brought it.

Right?

Or did it?

No.

Homosexuality, is a sin.

As per the bible, no denying that.

But so is lying.

And we all do that.

And "lusting after women", you're not married to (porn).

Etc., etc., etc..

It is "a minor sin".

You know what that is?

As opposed to "a mortal sin"?

There is a big difference.

One is a problem.

One is not.

Get it?
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08-09-2013, 01:32 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 01:21 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  140 pages later

and all I can think

is where do I sign up

to be one of them there Jews.

I mean

just to piss God off

and shit.








You are already signed up.

You are scheduled for Hell.

Believe me.

We all are.

Until we take our fate, into our own hands.

A lazybones.

Ain't gonna cut it.

And your check mark

Is on Hell.

To be honest.

In the book of life.

Let's be real.

You know it.

Right?

Or am I wrong?

So

Move the check mark

To the other box.

You have to do that yourself.

You're the only one

Who carries the eraser.

Not me.
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