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08-09-2013, 01:47 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 01:32 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(08-09-2013 01:21 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  140 pages later

and all I can think

is where do I sign up

to be one of them there Jews.

I mean

just to piss God off

and shit.

You are already signed up.

You are scheduled for Hell.

Believe me.

We all are.

Hell

my dear

is for children.




#sigh
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08-09-2013, 01:54 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 01:47 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Hell

my dear

is for children.








Did anyone ever tell you, you look like "Ron Jeremy?"

The porn star?

A Jew.

Too.

I made a rhyme.

Same belly and everything.

You and Ron could be twins.

Maybe he needs a fluffer?

I see a future for you.
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08-09-2013, 01:56 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Conversion rate to date:

DLJ's conversions to Judaism: 1
(Girlyman)

MD's conversions to whatever it is he promoting: 0

Welcome to the club, Girly.
We haz beefburgers (no ham)
We haz a sardonically humourous persecution complex
We haz five branches of Judaism, one of which is 'humanist' so there is no need to believe in deities
We haz funny hats.

See at the Sin-agog.

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08-09-2013, 02:08 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher

That's a fairly advanced brain infection you have there - I'd consult a neurologist if I were you.
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08-09-2013, 02:18 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 02:08 PM)veitstoss Wrote:  That's a fairly advanced brain infection you have there - I'd consult a neurologist if I were you.










Well hello to you, too.

Our first encounter!

I'm all giddy.

I feel warm.

Lunch.

Everybody stop.

I called lunch break.

You probably, got some babies to eat.

Or something.

At least a baby pop tart.

I'm having gumbo.

Before you ask.

Going for the gumbo.

Bye!
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08-09-2013, 02:18 PM (This post was last modified: 08-09-2013 02:25 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 01:54 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Did anyone ever tell you, you look like "Ron Jeremy?"

Only until they see my little tiny penis and then they say "Oh my dear lord you ain't no Ron Jeremy."

(08-09-2013 01:56 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Conversion rate to date:

DLJ's conversions to Judaism: 1
(Girlyman)

Who's Girly to argue with a one eyed skinny ass black man? ... I feel overmatched.








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08-09-2013, 02:49 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(07-09-2013 05:02 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  And you wonder why I hate Jews.

(07-09-2013 05:16 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  A Jew

Is only "a Jew"

When he is a "member of Judaism".

The Son of Sam

Was "born a Jew".

So, let's just say you were born a muslim, and you coverted to christianity, are you still a muslim? You hate Jews, you already said it. Don't try to hide it, you don't have to. We already dislike you. Now go die from anal-bleeding or something of the like.

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08-09-2013, 03:01 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Marky Mark oh Marky Mark.

Marky Mark Mark Mark.

Oh tiddly boo.

Oh tiddly boo.

Sounds just as plausible as you.

Have you ever thought.

Of performing.

At the Edinburgh Fringe?

Or at a carnival in the tent.

Of oddities?

You'd make a mint.

Just showem your thigh.

And make the ladies sigh.

Just don't forget.

The paper bag.

To place over your head.

Amen.
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08-09-2013, 03:09 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 01:56 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Conversion rate to date:

DLJ's conversions to Judaism: 1
(Girlyman)

MD's conversions to whatever it is he promoting: 0

Welcome to the club, Girly.
We haz beefburgers (no ham)
We haz a sardonically humourous persecution complex
We haz five branches of Judaism, one of which is 'humanist' so there is no need to believe in deities
We haz funny hats.

See at the Sin-agog.

Which branch haz bacon? And no circumcision.

Those two are deal breakers.

I don't like stupid, and I really hate inhumane.

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Science is not a subject, but a method.
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08-09-2013, 03:18 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 02:49 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  So, let's just say you were born a muslim, and you coverted to christianity, are you still a muslim? You hate Jews, you already said it. Don't try to hide it, you don't have to.










Muslims, go to Heaven.

They are beloved, by God.

After all, the Koran was "dictated by the Archangel Gabriel", to Muhammad.

Right?

Remember that?

So, it is "an authorized" religion.

Because Gabriel only goes, when God sends him.

Makes sense, no?

So, that HAS to be OK.

For Arabs, it is meant only for Arabs, Arab Bedouin.

That's about it.

And Jews (blood), I told you, are not the problem.

It is the religion of Judaism, that is "invalidated", completely, by this line

This "horrible clause".

"No one gets to the Father, except through me" John 14:6

Now, that sounds pretty inclusive.

No way around.

Sometimes, you got to read the fine print

In a contract.

Or, you're screwed.

Period.

End of story.
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