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08-09-2013, 03:22 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 02:18 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Only until they see my little tiny penis and then they say "Oh my dear lord you ain't no Ron Jeremy."








Well, Ron has "a few extra inches".

I'm sure he could spare you.

You guys, can work it out.

Rub bellies.

Whatever.
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08-09-2013, 03:28 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 03:09 PM)Chas Wrote:  Which branch haz bacon? And no circumcision.







Circumcision, is a "blessing".

It gives you "much more pleasure", in sex.

You last longer.

Much longer.

An "uncut guy", is called "Johnny Quick Shot", by the ladies.

After your first date.

Your only date.

Johnny.
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08-09-2013, 03:42 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 03:28 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(08-09-2013 03:09 PM)Chas Wrote:  Which branch haz bacon? And no circumcision.







Circumcision, is a "blessing".

It gives you "much more pleasure", in sex.

You last longer.

Much longer.

An "uncut guy", is called "Johnny Quick Shot", by the ladies.

After your first date.

Your only date.

Johnny.

Oh Marky Mark.

What a fool are you.

You have disfigured.

What god gave you.

And call this good.

God has a foreskin.

As he knows what's good for him.

He likes to shag.

Any old hag.

As often as he can.

And he knows.

His foreskin.

Protects "the man".

Amen.
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08-09-2013, 03:55 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(27-08-2013 03:17 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(26-08-2013 04:01 PM)Impulse Wrote:  Just for the sake of discussion, let's just say you're right about your god. Then he is an asshole and you're damn right I disrespect him! If I go to hell for that, so be it. I'll go with a clear conscience. To do otherwise, would be the same as all those who followed Hitler out of nothing but fear instead of doing what was right. (I wonder if you even see what's wrong with that...

Now back to reality about your god... what a bunch of complete BS!

"Wedding feast"... pah!

The people followed Hitler, because the Shekinah (the Holy Spirit), told them to.

Hitler was "possessed".

By the Holy Spirit.

Though, he did not know it.

God, wanted to kill the Jews.

I mean

With a bullet.

All of them.

And a guy like that, who would help, is "a very special guy".

I mean, the psychology, is nasty.

Hitler must have thought, "how can this be right?"

So, you have to push past that.

And that you do with "possession".

And "methamphetamine".

Is, the correct formula, I believe, that God used, on that one.

God works in mysterious ways.

And sometimes, in a meth lab.

Evidentially.

Sorry for the delayed response. My life has been jam packed busy lately.

Anyway, the mention of a meth lab makes this entire thread much more clear. You really should give that up. Nasty stuff.

@DonaldTrump, Patriotism is not honoring your flag no matter what your country/leader does. It's doing whatever it takes to make your country the best it can be as long as its not violent.
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08-09-2013, 05:27 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good;
oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood




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08-09-2013, 05:54 PM
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Dafuq?

Johnny Quick Shot,

Large 'thingy',

Things have taken a turn, my dear.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
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08-09-2013, 06:14 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
My name is Doug

and I have just met you

and I love you. Big Grin




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08-09-2013, 07:12 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 03:42 PM)joben1 Wrote:  
(08-09-2013 03:28 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Circumcision, is a "blessing".

It gives you "much more pleasure", in sex.

You last longer.

Much longer.

An "uncut guy", is called "Johnny Quick Shot", by the ladies.

After your first date.

Your only date.

Johnny.

Oh Marky Mark.

What a fool are you.

You have disfigured.

What god gave you.

And call this good.

God has a foreskin.

As he knows what's good for him.

He likes to shag.

Any old hag.

As often as he can.

And he knows.

His foreskin.

Protects "the man".

Amen.

I thought god was a black lady?

[Image: dobie.png]Science is the process we've designed to be responsible for generating our best guess as to what the fuck is going on. Girly Man
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08-09-2013, 07:26 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 07:12 PM)Dom Wrote:  I thought god was a black lady?

Mulatto. With perky tits. Big Grin

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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08-09-2013, 07:34 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 07:26 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(08-09-2013 07:12 PM)Dom Wrote:  I thought god was a black lady?

Mulatto. With perky tits. Big Grin

Well, now he's a man with a foreskin who likes to shag old hags anytime he can.

[Image: dobie.png]Science is the process we've designed to be responsible for generating our best guess as to what the fuck is going on. Girly Man
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