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09-09-2013, 12:42 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 12:39 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(08-09-2013 03:28 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Circumcision, is a "blessing".

You last longer. Much longer.

An "uncut guy", is called "Johnny Quick Shot", by the ladies.

After your first date.

Your only date.

Johnny.


Who needs two dates?

Big Grin

I take it Mark 'knows' from personal experience. The next question is, was he the top or the bottom?

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09-09-2013, 12:48 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 12:42 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(09-09-2013 12:39 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Who needs two dates?

Big Grin

I take it Mark 'knows' from personal experience. The next question is, was he the top or the bottom?

Have you read nothing, Jon Snow?

He is pro-gay.

He takes it from behind.

He told us 50 pages ago.

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09-09-2013, 12:53 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 12:48 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(09-09-2013 12:42 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  I take it Mark 'knows' from personal experience. The next question is, was he the top or the bottom?

Have you read nothing, Jon Snow?

He is pro-gay.

He takes it from behind.

He told us 50 pages ago.

Between Mark and absols, I reached my bullshit quota quite a while ago. I'd need something really strong to get rid of the aftertaste of going through all that backlog of posts, something like moonshine, engine de-greaser, or liquid Drano. Drinking Beverage

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09-09-2013, 01:19 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(08-09-2013 03:55 PM)Impulse Wrote:  Sorry for the delayed response. My life has been jam packed busy lately.

Anyway, the mention of a meth lab makes this entire thread much more clear. You really should give that up. Nasty stuff.









Hitler, "was on meth".

You know, this is quite true.

He took injections, every day, IN BED, like "your morning coffee".

Hitler's doctor, Theodor Morell

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On the left.

Had "a crazy cocktail" injection.

Meth, and "vitamins".

Living on reds

Vitamin C

And cocaine.

As the song goes.

You see, Hitler, was "an intelligent guy".

Who, sober, would have NEVER, have attacked Russia.

But, that presented a problem, for God.

You see, all the Jews, were concentrated, in "Poland"

And the Ukraine.

And God "wanted them dead".

Fineto.

How to do it?

How to do it?

Hmm..?

Meth.

Can make a guy, go insane.

And attack Russia.

Only meth.

Can make a guy do that.

Yep.

How it was done.

Oh

So many secrets

You pry from me.
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09-09-2013, 01:29 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 01:19 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  How to do it?

Hmm..?

Meth.

Can make a guy, go insane.

And attack Russia.

Only meth.

Can make a guy do that.

Yep.


Yep, only Meth could give the secret closet atheist Hitler the super-powers need to convince an entire nation of Catholics and Lutherans into performing genocide against non-Christains and picking a fight with the evil godless Russians!

Makes perfect sense!

Drinking Beverage

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09-09-2013, 01:32 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
A square dozen pages of posts.

If we get a thousand times that, we'll have a whole page for every resident of Heaven.

Metatron / Second Coming, isn't there something more cosmically productive for you to do? An embattled soul to snatch from the clutches of The Enemy, or a destined couple to move together who will produce a guiding saint?

Or, you know, you could go out for some buffalo wings and a beer, get some fresh air? Visit a museum? Take in a game?

Call a friend?

What are you doing?
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09-09-2013, 01:33 AM (This post was last modified: 09-09-2013 01:37 AM by DeepThought.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
You are an idiot.

“Forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be born.” - Lawrence M. Krauss
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09-09-2013, 01:39 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 01:32 AM)I Am Wrote:  A square dozen pages of posts.

If we get a thousand times that, we'll have a whole page for every resident of Heaven.

Metatron / Second Coming, isn't there something more cosmically productive for you to do? An embattled soul to snatch from the clutches of The Enemy, or a destined couple to move together who will produce a guiding saint?

Or, you know, you could go out for some buffalo wings and a beer, get some fresh air? Visit a museum? Take in a game?

Call a friend?

What are you doing?

gigi, post: 819271, member: 11625 Wrote:Actually I do know what happens to our souls when we pass from this life to the next. Christ was pretty clear about it.
I'm sure you do wish I would stop holding you to the same standard as you hold God. Your premise is that God has the power to stop all suffering but He doesn't use all His power the way you think He should so therefore He's a sadist.
I assert that you don't use all of your power and resources to do what I decide you should do. Therefore, if I follow your logic, I have no choice but to believe you're a sadist, too.
Worshiped has one p in it, teacher.









God is "not a sadist".

You shouldn't, really say that.

God, is nice back

To people, who are nice first.

God, responds in kind.

Is the way it works.

God's friends

Live "the life of Riley".

God's enemies

Go to Auschwitz.

And Treblinka.

Metaphorically, speaking.

God love those

Who love him back.

i.e. those who say grace

And attend church.

That

Is a human.

The rest?

Are cannon fodder.

Yep.
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09-09-2013, 01:41 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
This is the first time I've stepped in here and read a bit. A-wut-the-fuk? Is this for real?

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Nice avatar pic Mark. So warm and inviting. All those warm... warm fuzzies.
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09-09-2013, 01:46 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 01:29 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Yep, only Meth could give the secret closet atheist Hitler the super-powers need to convince an entire nation of Catholics and Lutherans into performing genocide against non-Christains and picking a fight with the evil godless Russians!

Makes perfect sense!







Well, come on.

You know.

How, can a little country, like Germany, defeat Russia?

Thirty

Times its size?

That is impossible.

No?

Or yes?

Impossible.

But he still wanted them Jews.

God.

So, you play, with "amphetamines".

The crack, of the day.

Can, make you go nuts.

And drag, an entire country

With you.

Don't touch that stuff

Kiddies.
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