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20-08-2013, 05:49 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:43 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 05:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Bah, belief is for pussies. How's the wife and kids? Your bigass boy home from the war yet? Thank him for his service for me will you. He's a great kid and a hero.




Yep.

He had fun over there.

But he is back.

He got hit by a brick, in the head, but he survived, you know.

No worries.

His mother, I divorced.

You know, in order to do this, I had to "marry" the Shekinah.

So, the Shekinah, is my wife now.

God.

God had to kill 33 people, to get me to do that, divorce my human wife.

Because, I did not want to do it, at first.

But God has a way, of getting you to do stuff.

And 33 people had to die, just to get me to marry the Shekinah.

It is an interesting story, actually.

http://www.thenewholybible.org/blacksburg_massacre.htm

Fun

For the whole family.

Nope, I was wrong.

Ed ain't got nothing on you.

This is a whole new level cuckoo.

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20-08-2013, 05:53 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:49 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 05:43 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Yep.

He had fun over there.

But he is back.

He got hit by a brick, in the head, but he survived, you know.

No worries.

His mother, I divorced.

You know, in order to do this, I had to "marry" the Shekinah.

So, the Shekinah, is my wife now.

God.

God had to kill 33 people, to get me to do that, divorce my human wife.

Because, I did not want to do it, at first.

But God has a way, of getting you to do stuff.

And 33 people had to die, just to get me to marry the Shekinah.

It is an interesting story, actually.

http://www.thenewholybible.org/blacksburg_massacre.htm

Fun

For the whole family.

Nope, I was wrong.

Ed ain't got nothing on you.

This is a whole new level cuckoo.

Yeah it took E a lot longer to go from hating atheists and trying to save them to reading astral charts or head lumps or dreams or whatever.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
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20-08-2013, 05:57 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Nah, not sensitive at all Mark. Just messin around. Truth is, I like you already.

Since we seem to share a common interest.....just a quick word on terminology. Hemp is for making textiles, rope,and a myriad of other strong, durable products. Marijuana is for smoking. They are both types a cannabis. Both are awesome. And just in case you're right, and assuming your god is still right beside you, tell her I said thanks. This stuff is her best invention ever!

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20-08-2013, 05:58 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Pics or it didn't happen.

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20-08-2013, 05:59 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:48 PM)Dom Wrote:  So if she is god, who then is the father?




One of my names is "The Lesser Yahweh".

Or Yahweh

For short.

Do you know who Yahweh is?

Commonly called "The Father".

Only, you did not know, that there is one higher, than Yahweh.

And that is the "Shekinah".

Or "The Mother".

The Shekinah, is the source of all power.

The Mother Hen.

The big banana.

I am Yahweh my love.

One of my names.

And, because of my marriage, I assure you, I am your Father.

And the Shekinah

She, is your mother.

That's the way it works.
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20-08-2013, 06:02 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Fuck. So that means I gotta split my inheritance with seven billion siblings??



Gay.

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20-08-2013, 06:04 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:57 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Nah, not sensitive at all Mark. Just messin around. Truth is, I like you already.

Since we seem to share a common interest.....just a quick word on terminology. Hemp is for making textiles, rope,and a myriad of other strong, durable products. Marijuana is for smoking. They are both types a cannabis. Both are awesome. And just in case you're right, and assuming your god is still right beside you, tell her I said thanks. This stuff is her best invention ever!




Call it what you like.

In the bible, it is called kaneh-bosem, or cannabis.

Same thing.

http://patients4medicalmarijuana.wordpre...the-bible/
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20-08-2013, 06:06 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 06:02 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Fuck. So that means I gotta split my inheritance with seven billion siblings??



Gay.




This is my last correspondence with you.

Good luck to you.
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20-08-2013, 06:07 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:59 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 05:48 PM)Dom Wrote:  So if she is god, who then is the father?




One of my names is "The Lesser Yahweh".

Or Yahweh

For short.

Do you know who Yahweh is?

Commonly called "The Father".

Only, you did not know, that there is one higher, than Yahweh.

And that is the "Shekinah".

Or "The Mother".

The Shekinah, is the source of all power.

The Mother Hen.

The big banana.

I am Yahweh my love.

One of my names.

And, because of my marriage, I assure you, I am your Father.

And the Shekinah

She, is your mother.

That's the way it works.

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20-08-2013, 06:09 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 06:06 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 06:02 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Fuck. So that means I gotta split my inheritance with seven billion siblings??



Gay.




This is my last correspondence with you.

Good luck to you.

Damn Stark, looks like you have been dismissed.

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