Welcome Mark Dreher
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 10 Votes - 2.3 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
09-09-2013, 06:15 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 06:10 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Dude, that ain't a picture of me. Silly boy.









Well thank goodness.

How could I get something like that, into Heaven?

God is not blind.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-09-2013, 06:15 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
The berserkers are pussies.

They have a week side.

I know they like weed.

And when they are high.

I whackem with my special belt buckle.

And knee em with my enormous thigh.

They are no match.

For me.

And my cunning.

Amen.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-09-2013, 06:19 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Marky Marky Mark.

Is a treasure trove.

Of comedy material.

Amen to that.

And thank you my dear.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes joben1's post
09-09-2013, 06:23 PM (This post was last modified: 09-09-2013 06:42 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 06:12 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(09-09-2013 06:02 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Why is God always 3 feet away from you?

God sits on a throne.

I type on a computer.

This one.

Bitch sits on my lap. And when I don't get a boner from it she tells me it's time to dose my Androgel. "Thanks dear." My God is a good and helpful and gracious God. Your God is an olfactory pussy who can't stand the stench of you closer than 3 feet. ... But Girly don't care what you smell like, Mark, if I can hug TrainWreck and his like homeless multiple month funk I can hug anyone. Come here you big lug and give us a hug. Hug

(09-09-2013 06:15 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(09-09-2013 06:10 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Dude, that ain't a picture of me. Silly boy.

Well thank goodness.
How could I get something like that, into Heaven?
God is not blind.

Through the eye of a needle, brother, through the eye of a muthafucking needle. Just like everyone fucking else. Big Grin

#sigh
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes GirlyMan's post
09-09-2013, 06:29 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 06:08 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Girly, come on, look at your picture.

You look like some kind of fruitcase nut job.

Is this the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

You would fit right in.
Sayeth the old man in the leather pants...

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-09-2013, 06:40 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 06:15 PM)joben1 Wrote:  I whackem with my special belt buckle.











You mean this belt buckle?

[Image: demis_belt-1.jpg]

Glad you like it.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-09-2013, 06:45 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 06:29 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Sayeth the old man in the leather pants...








Old?

I don't have one wrinkle, on my face.

[Image: mark_dreher.jpg]

And if you looked as good as I do.

In leather.

[Image: demis_thigh2.jpg]

You

Would wear it too.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-09-2013, 06:48 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 06:40 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(09-09-2013 06:15 PM)joben1 Wrote:  I whackem with my special belt buckle.











You mean this belt buckle?

[Image: demis_belt-1.jpg]

Glad you like it.

Nope.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-09-2013, 06:52 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 06:45 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  And if you looked as good as I do.
In leather.
[Image: demis_thigh2.jpg]
You
Would wear it too.

Looks like it would make my boys all sweaty and funky and whatnot and shit. I'll stick with cotton, thankyou very much.

#sigh
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-09-2013, 07:00 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 06:45 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(09-09-2013 06:29 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Sayeth the old man in the leather pants...








Old?

I don't have one wrinkle, on my face.

[Image: mark_dreher.jpg]

And if you looked as good as I do.

In leather.

[Image: demis_thigh2.jpg]

You

Would wear it too.

Looks like you're getting ready to hit the gay bars.

Don't forget the paper bag.

Gays are known to be very choosy.

Amen.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes joben1's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: