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20-08-2013, 06:10 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:58 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Pics or it didn't happen.




What would you like pictures of?

Photos of God?

That I took?

http://thenewholybible.org/picture_of_th..._glory.htm

Sure.

God is a cutie.

I think you will agree.
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20-08-2013, 06:10 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 06:06 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 06:02 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Fuck. So that means I gotta split my inheritance with seven billion siblings??



Gay.




This is my last correspondence with you.

Good luck to you.

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So many cats, so few good recipes.
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20-08-2013, 06:12 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 06:09 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 06:06 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  This is my last correspondence with you.

Good luck to you.

Damn Stark, looks like you have been dismissed.

And it was your fault too! Wasn't it you who brought up the weed? Gets me sent to the principals office every time.

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20-08-2013, 06:13 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
This thread went from being just weird to twilight zone weird.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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20-08-2013, 06:14 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Where you been moms? This thread went there a long time ago. Tongue

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
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20-08-2013, 06:21 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 02:16 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 01:35 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  God needs "Attends" ?
I s'pose at his age, he would be incontinent.
You wipe his butt then too ?



No, God does not poop.

But if he did, I would be the wiper, to be sure.

I have to dress God, wash God, all these things.

God likes being "catered to".

It is like a fetish, with him (her actually, most people don't know, that God IS A GIRL.)

God likes being treated like God.

And the High Priest, me, is the one that does it.

God don't like watching tv.

God was there, when the show was made, already seen it.

God likes talking.

Kissing.

Intimacy.

With me.

We are a famous couple.

A famous couple.

Thanks for asking.

Just be sure the nurse knows where you are so she can give you your pills before bed.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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20-08-2013, 06:22 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 06:12 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 06:09 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Damn Stark, looks like you have been dismissed.

And it was your fault too! Wasn't it you who brought up the weed? Gets me sent to the principals office every time.

I simply said, "am I high?", I didn't designate the drug...Marky Mark brought up pot.

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20-08-2013, 06:26 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 06:21 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 02:16 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  No, God does not poop.

But if he did, I would be the wiper, to be sure.

I have to dress God, wash God, all these things.

God likes being "catered to".

It is like a fetish, with him (her actually, most people don't know, that God IS A GIRL.)

God likes being treated like God.

And the High Priest, me, is the one that does it.

God don't like watching tv.

God was there, when the show was made, already seen it.

God likes talking.

Kissing.

Intimacy.

With me.

We are a famous couple.

A famous couple.

Thanks for asking.

Just be sure the nurse knows where you are so she can give you your pills before bed.

[Image: images3_zps1261e1bd.jpg]

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20-08-2013, 06:40 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
[Image: the_shining_2.jpg]

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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20-08-2013, 07:03 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I think Mark Dreher has managed to do exactly the opposite of what he intended. All he's done is further convince me that I'm an atheist and will always be.

And Mark, you seem to have a serious mental disorder. Please get help. Go to therapy. Do something. Anything.
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