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10-09-2013, 10:41 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(09-09-2013 05:52 PM)darv Wrote:  Wait a sec... does this guy think he's some sort of higher being?!











The Second Coming

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".

Pleased to meet you.
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10-09-2013, 11:12 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(10-09-2013 10:41 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(09-09-2013 05:52 PM)darv Wrote:  Wait a sec... does this guy think he's some sort of higher being?!

The Second Coming

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".

Pleased to meet you.

The Second Coming walks into a bar. He should have learned his lesson the first time.

Bah DAH bum!

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10-09-2013, 11:35 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(10-09-2013 11:12 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  The Second Coming walks into a bar. He should have learned his lesson the first time.









The first time

Was a "set up".

God, owed the Jews, "a Messiah".

To fulfill his contract with them.

But

There was a problem.

By this time, he hated them "with a passion".

He hated them so bad, his ears bled.

Still had to do the contract deal, however.

So he sent them a Messiah

With "no intention, of getting rid of the Romans".

He didn't care one squat, about the Romans.

And, they were looking, to get some tax breaks.

So..

There was a conflict.

He wanted "repentance".

They wanted, a tax break.

Big conflict, there.

So, they killed him.

Like God, thought, they would.

Then, he could transfer, his love, and the moniker, of "The Chosen People".

To the gentiles.

And persecute them, "in every way possible".

Preferably, killing as many as he could, along the way.

And at every turn.

Jesus, he could take it.

No problam o.

He had, eternal life, and he knew it.

A few nails.

And we got this contract over.

On

To the gentiles.

Very sneaky.

But Jesus, the second time.

Is a much much bigger deal than the first time around.

The whole bible is written about me.

"The High Priest after the Order of Melchizedek"

(Or more simply, "The Eternal High Priest of God").

The "Warrior King Jesus".

He rules

The whole frikken earth.

"The Administrator of the Earth".

Is the title.

That will be finished.

In about 24 months

From now.
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10-09-2013, 01:29 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Damn dude! Really? You really should get back on your meds, and post on some other site like, oh I don't know, "Bat-shit Crazy Fuckers For Jebus". Your brain is irretrievably broken.
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10-09-2013, 01:42 PM
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(10-09-2013 06:30 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(10-09-2013 06:21 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  There is a fascinating thing about a laptop... You can pick it up and move it. If this soft voice can be picked up by your ear 3 feet away, a laptops built in microphone could do so from the same spot your ear rests.

Because someone else MAY not find something impressive is not alone a good reason to not do something. Something creative or simple like spreading great knowledge.

I believe the answer is

No.

If you read between the lines.

Like the clever lad

That I'm sure you are.

Then there is no reason to believe you(not that there was before)

But you can't even become creative in your nutty dismissals. You think God would tell you a good excuse, like the holy spirit broke the laptops battery, so you can't pick it up without it losing power.

"Allow there to be a spectrum in all that you see" - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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10-09-2013, 02:37 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(10-09-2013 01:42 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  tell you a good excuse, like the holy spirit broke the laptops battery, so you can't pick it up without it losing power.













I do not own a laptop.

They do look kind of neat though, wouldn't mind getting one, one day.

No, I use "a professional" computer.

An expensive one.

Made by Hewlett Packard, 23 inch screen.

The whole computer, is built, into the screen.

There is a screen, and a keyboard, and that's it.

They are made, for "professional, desktop publishing".

Cost about three thousand smackers.

Like a car.

Photo.

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And there she be.

It is called "The Ark of the Covenant" computer.

Kind of a professional deal.

It holds "the original, copy of the bible".

But a laptop, would be neat.

But you know, I don't pick the equipment, Shekinah does.

And she does go for the good stuff, normally.

But, I someday picture myself, with a laptop you know, it's possible.

A couple hundred bucks, aren't they?

I don't know, she never had me look at one.

And no mouse, you know.

(I use a "trackball", a mouse is for idiots.)

How avant garde.

But, the little screen, and all.

I don't know.

I doubt it, really.

Can't imagine, how I would use it.

I leave the Holy of Holies, only about "three times a month".

For supplies.

Not really a need for it.

The Shekinah, would never, record her voice, for a human, so, I would not look for that.

To be honest.

I want to get a smart phone, too.

Just, no need for it.

I rarely leave the Holy of Holies.

And a cheap phone, works just fine, for me.

A simple guy.

With a simple mission.

Take the earth.
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10-09-2013, 02:46 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(10-09-2013 01:29 PM)babalouee Wrote:  Damn dude! Really? You really should get back on your meds, and post on some other site like, oh I don't know, "Bat-shit Crazy Fuckers For Jebus". Your brain is irretrievably broken.










What kind of meds we talking about?

I'd be willing to try it.

I would like to find someone with some adderal, or ritalin.

Oh, what a party.

Just PM me, if you have a few extra.

It would be a mistake.

To think I am a prude.

That, is not true.

I live a decadent lifestyle.

God calls it "baudy".

Or "indulgent".

Decadent.

Like a 24/7 party.

The Heavenly Hosts, all do.

Life of Riley.

Don't work.

No need.

I am already in Heaven, just on the earth.

Rules

Are for humans.

Not us.
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10-09-2013, 03:03 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
You heard the man. Someone needs to pm him offering adderall or ritalin... it's easy to get in the US. Someone should be able to manage that. Wink


Might explain away some of the batshit crazy stuff coming out of his mouth.

“Forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be born.” - Lawrence M. Krauss
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10-09-2013, 03:06 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(10-09-2013 03:03 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  You heard the man. Someone needs to pm him offering adderall or ritalin... it's easy to get in the US. Someone should be able to manage that. Wink


Might explain away some of the batshit crazy stuff coming out of his mouth.

Oh, I don't think that is the right type of drug classification for what ails him.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

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10-09-2013, 03:10 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(10-09-2013 03:06 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(10-09-2013 03:03 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  You heard the man. Someone needs to pm him offering adderall or ritalin... it's easy to get in the US. Someone should be able to manage that. Wink


Might explain away some of the batshit crazy stuff coming out of his mouth.

Oh, I don't think that is the right type of drug classification for what ails him.

Yeah, it might partly be the cause of what ails him.

“Forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be born.” - Lawrence M. Krauss
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