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12-09-2013, 12:40 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(12-09-2013 11:30 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 11:27 AM)Chas Wrote:  Did you also believe that Miracle Whip® was mayonnaise? Consider

And Cool Whip was whipped cream?

Nope, read the ingredients on that one!Big Grin

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12-09-2013, 12:43 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(12-09-2013 12:40 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:36 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Okay, I get that Cheeze Whiz wasn't actual cheese and Miracle Whip not being real mayonnaise, but my child's mind can't take the thought of Whip-it not being whipped cream.

What's in it? Huh

Cool-whip is actually stabilized oil based where as Reddi-whip is actually dairy. Cheeze Whiz however is an alien substance with no known organic substances kind of like a twinkie.

Aint nobody on the planet that thought twinkies were real anythingEvil_monster

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12-09-2013, 12:44 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(12-09-2013 12:40 PM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 11:30 AM)Dom Wrote:  And Cool Whip was whipped cream?

Nope, read the ingredients on that one!Big Grin

Just looked up the ingredients. Says this:

Contains: 100% Fucking Yummy

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12-09-2013, 12:50 PM
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(12-09-2013 12:40 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:36 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Okay, I get that Cheeze Whiz wasn't actual cheese and Miracle Whip not being real mayonnaise, but my child's mind can't take the thought of Whip-it not being whipped cream.

What's in it? Huh

Cool-whip is actually stabilized oil based where as Reddi-whip is dairy. Cheeze Whiz however is an alien substance with no known organic substances kind of like a twinkie.

No wonder people huff the stuff. Confused The Whip-it, not the Cheeze Whiz! Big Grin

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12-09-2013, 12:53 PM (This post was last modified: 12-09-2013 01:09 PM by Revenant77x.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(12-09-2013 12:50 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:40 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Cool-whip is actually stabilized oil based where as Reddi-whip is dairy. Cheeze Whiz however is an alien substance with no known organic substances kind of like a twinkie.

No wonder people huff the stuff. Confused The Whip-it, not the Cheeze Whiz! Big Grin

Whippets are inhaling the Accelerant not the whipped cream. It is supposed to get you high for a bit but it is probably just a placebo and all psychosomatic.

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12-09-2013, 12:54 PM
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(12-09-2013 12:53 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:50 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  No wonder people huff the stuff. Confused The Whip-it, not the Cheeze Whiz! Big Grin

Whippets are inhaling the Accelerant not the whipped cream. It is supposed to get you high for a but but it is probably just a placebo and all psychosomatic.

Any port in a storm really Smile

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12-09-2013, 12:54 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(12-09-2013 12:53 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:50 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  No wonder people huff the stuff. Confused The Whip-it, not the Cheeze Whiz! Big Grin

Whippets are inhaling the Accelerant not the whipped cream. It is supposed to get you high for a but but it is probably just a placebo and all psychosomatic.

...and if you get the munchies after, you have teh foodz. Big Grin

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12-09-2013, 12:55 PM
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(12-09-2013 12:44 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:40 PM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  Nope, read the ingredients on that one!Big Grin

Just looked up the ingredients. Says this:

Contains: 100% Fucking Yummy








You four nuts must be mods!

Since you don't show up.

That's interesting, am I ruining YOUR website?

So sorry.

God is real, you should not be atheists, in the first place.

I am on a million websites, my dear.

Secular

And atheist websites.

All the same to me.

Going back to Reddit now.

Lets see, how many active, "on line members",

4 MILLION.

How many are on line, right now?

I will check.

Here you go

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/

25, 550 on line, right now.

25 THOUSAND.

And how many here?

4.

I am going to miss you.

You silly gooses.

4.

Going back

To 4 MILLION.

25,550 "on line", this very second.

What a bunch of rubes.
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12-09-2013, 12:55 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(12-09-2013 12:53 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 12:50 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  No wonder people huff the stuff. Confused The Whip-it, not the Cheeze Whiz! Big Grin

Whippets are inhaling the Accelerant not the whipped cream. It is supposed to get you high for a but but it is probably just a placebo and all psychosomatic.

Well, fuck, that explains why I never got high off that shit....damnit...Sadcryface

Note to self...don't snort the fake whipped cream...

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12-09-2013, 12:57 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
And, ummm, yeah...I will admit to liking Chez Whiz and Cool Whip...I just don't lie to myself that it's real anything.

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