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21-08-2013, 04:57 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
OMG it's the Anti-HoC!

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The end times are at hand! Repent you fools...repent...

MarkDreher Wrote:Who does not say grace, or attend church.

Nobody, nobody, who does not do that, can go to Heaven.

So the criteria for entrance to heaven and ever-lasting life are to say grace and go to church?

That is...erm...new thinking...don't suppose you have any evidence aside from the Bible you created to support this do you?

"Christianity is like a diet where you eat lots of chocolate cake all week, and then on Sunday you mentally scold yourself and "try again" only to repeat the cycle." - Buddy Christ
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21-08-2013, 05:01 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Has anyone ever asked you, why the long face?

Are you angry or sad? Or both? And why?

“Forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be born.” - Lawrence M. Krauss
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21-08-2013, 05:04 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 04:53 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 04:27 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  The fact that you are even considering schooling me when I picked this username I didn't realize I couldn't change it if I make fun of you it's because I like you dive bars. With lots of self-respect I don't really keep a budget please post your real pictures complete lack of shame looking for a third, be my partner in crime extreme cosplay I'm too lazy to keep typing polyamory. You could say I'm old-fashioned documentary filmmaker crying in my bathtub there's no such thing as a typical Friday night documentary filmmaker I did a lot of modeling work in the mid-80s.

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Well Bucky, you should not smoke cigarettes.

That shit will kill you.

You must stop that.

There in no benefit, to cigarettes, unlike hemp.

Hemp is in the bible, tobacco, is not.

It is deadly.

And anyone with compassion, would focus in, on that.

A deadly habit.

You know, there is a drug, "Chantex", that makes it very easy, to quit cigarettes.

You know that shit will kill you, right?

Get that monkey, off your back.

Takes four days, and you are free.

About homosexuality?

I explained that pretty good, in my last post to Cantor.

You just have to say grace, and attend church.

And then, you'll be fine.

Sames deal, as any human.


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21-08-2013, 05:05 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 04:57 AM)Shannow Wrote:  OMG it's the Anti-HoC!

Shocking

The end times are at hand! Repent you fools...repent...

MarkDreher Wrote:Who does not say grace, or attend church.

Nobody, nobody, who does not do that, can go to Heaven.

So the criteria for entrance to heaven and ever-lasting life are to say grace and go to church?

That is...erm...new thinking...don't suppose you have any evidence aside from the Bible you created to support this do you?



I have tons of evidence, tons and tons and tons.

And yes, the key, to going to Heaven, is quite simple.

Grace, every meal.

And church, every week.

Even a murderer

Would go to Heaven.

If he did that.
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21-08-2013, 05:06 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Great.
Post the damn evidence already.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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21-08-2013, 05:23 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 01:01 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 08:56 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  Go ahead, Mark. Convert me. I'll be Jesus 2.0, new and improved.





Hey, Dark Light, my dear, I don't know if I can convert you.

Many atheists, have problems, I can not fix.

i.e. homosexuals, or Jewish.

Those, I would have a hard time, fixing.

But, if you are outside of those two obvious problems.

I can save you.

So..

We'll see.

Alright. Well, I suppose I'm one of the lucky ones. I am not even an atheist by definition. I am not Jewish, nor homosexual. Let's have it then.

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21-08-2013, 05:34 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 05:21 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Fricken' Ed Gordon Lite©

At least Ed typed in a non-retarded format.

So sick of these guys...

1) Ed
2) Thetheist
3) That weird guy that claimed to be Jesus.
4) This guy

Pretty much why becoming so hostile to Internet "Christians". They do an untold amount of detriment.

... and long may that continue.

Praise be.

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21-08-2013, 05:39 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Wait just a minute here.

So Dark Light gets saved, but you won't even talk to me?

That's not fair at all! I wanna be saved too!!

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21-08-2013, 05:44 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 03:28 AM)Mark Fulton Wrote:  GOD

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21-08-2013, 05:47 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 05:01 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  Has anyone ever asked you, why the long face?

Are you angry or sad? Or both? And why?




That is my natural expression.

I may look angry, but in reality, I am as happy as a clam.

That is really "a manager's face".

A person, in authority.

Very much used to telling people, face to face, what to do.

And then, they doing it.

I have owned businesses, for many many years.

Managed, a whole lot of employees.

And your face, after twenty or thirty years of doing that, look like that.

People do not respond, to a goof.

Or, someone "who would smile".

Like an idiot.

Managers don't smile.

They tell you what to do.

And then, you do it.

But you don't do it, for a goof.
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