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21-08-2013, 11:48 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 08:21 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  My dear, God manifests herself "as a cloud", this is written.

In the bible, it is called "The Cloud of God's Glory".

Yeah, but that's just dumb. Because only insane people would be able to tell it's really god.

I want her to show me some titties! Yes

(has she shown you her titties, Mark? are they perky?)

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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21-08-2013, 11:51 AM
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(21-08-2013 11:20 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 09:01 AM)Chas Wrote:  No. Those are poorly taken photographs that show nothing.

I totally found a face....lol couple actually. One looked strikingly like a you...

Pasty in color....oldish... Definitely male.

Holy crap chas when were you going to tell us...you're god??




No my dear.

Jesus is not God, now is he?

He is "the son of God".

Lest we forget.

But I am in the same room as God, if that helps you.

I type, from with "the Holy of Holies".

Just me and God, in there.

The High Priest, and God, are the only ones allowed, in there.

I am more like "the best friend of God".

But not God himself.

Herself.
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21-08-2013, 11:52 AM
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(21-08-2013 11:45 AM)Shannow Wrote:  I don't understand why badly taken pictures of sunsets with a malfunctioning camera is evidence that the whole of christian theology regarding redemption has changed?

You're probably a Jewish homosexual Dodgy Asking logical questions. This is religion class my dear. No logic allowed.

Hey question, why are these dishrags always so *fucking* bigoted ? It's like requirement number 1 for being some kind of apocalyptic messiah. You gotta have some hate going on somewhere.

Despite the irony of worshiping the God of Love. Who has a lot to say about where you can stick your junk. Rolleyes
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21-08-2013, 11:53 AM
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(21-08-2013 11:48 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 08:21 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  My dear, God manifests herself "as a cloud", this is written.

In the bible, it is called "The Cloud of God's Glory".

Yeah, but that's just dumb. Because only insane people would be able to tell it's really god.

I want her to show me some titties! Yes

(has she shown you her titties, Mark? are they perky?)

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21-08-2013, 12:02 PM
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Come on Cantor. Gwynnies has awesome titties Smile
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21-08-2013, 12:11 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 11:48 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 08:21 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  My dear, God manifests herself "as a cloud", this is written.

In the bible, it is called "The Cloud of God's Glory".

Yeah, but that's just dumb. Because only insane people would be able to tell it's really god.

I want her to show me some titties! Yes

(has she shown you her titties, Mark? are they perky?)




God, actually does have nice breasts.

She is "petite", so they are an "A cup", I think you would say.

Very nice, very pretty.

Did I tell you that God was a mulatto?

A thin, pretty, light skinned, black girl.

But this is written, in "The Song of Solomon".

"I am black, but very comely" Song 1:5

God is black

But very beautiful.

And she sure is.
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21-08-2013, 12:14 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 12:11 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 11:48 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  Yeah, but that's just dumb. Because only insane people would be able to tell it's really god.

I want her to show me some titties! Yes

(has she shown you her titties, Mark? are they perky?)




God, actually does have nice breasts.

She is "petite", so they are an "A cup", I think you would say.

Very nice, very pretty.

Did I tell you that God was a mulatto?

A thin, pretty, light skinned, black girl.

But this is written, in "The Song of Solomon".

"I am black, but very comely" Song 1:5

God is black

But very beautiful.

And she sure is.

Well now I'm jealous. You tell her to come on over here and let me motorboat them things and I'll be in church on sunday!

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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21-08-2013, 12:16 PM
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(21-08-2013 11:52 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 11:45 AM)Shannow Wrote:  I don't understand why badly taken pictures of sunsets with a malfunctioning camera is evidence that the whole of christian theology regarding redemption has changed?

Despite the irony of worshiping the God of Love. Who has a lot to say about where you can stick your junk. Rolleyes




Well, homosexuals "do not procreate".

The entire process, God put in place, does not work.

So, this is why God don't want you to do it.

It messes up everything.

God wants you to have children, children who look like you.

That is God's plan.

But it does not work, if you mess with homosexuality.

No kids.

To support you, in your old age.
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21-08-2013, 12:17 PM
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