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21-08-2013, 12:35 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 11:45 AM)Shannow Wrote:  I'm lost Mark,

I've asked you to explain to me how you have arrived at the conclusion that the only requirements to enter heaven is to say grace and go to church.

You showed us badly taken pictures of sunsets. You need to get your senor cleared FYI, it's either got dust on it, or condensation...that's what's causing the distortion on your images. When light hits the sensor directly (like at sunset) the distortion will be far worse. It'll also be worse when you shoot at larger apertures.

Apologies it's not God...unless God is either dust or water droplets.

Either that or you've deliberatly altered the photos in a similar way to your deliberate alteration to the bible.

I don't understand why badly taken pictures of sunsets with a malfunctioning camera is evidence that the whole of christian theology regarding redemption has changed?

Not only do you make kick ass vids, you are also extremely entertaining to read.

Best part is, I just smoked a big joint, and read your post using your voice in my head. Then I sat here and imagined you saying "Stak Ravin" and got a serious bout of the giggles.


Hey Mark, I know we're not communicating anymore, but since I am now "officially" going to hell, would you consider humoring me? Just one question? I mean, I am a condemned man and all. Have a heart huh? May I ask you one last question?

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21-08-2013, 12:35 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 12:16 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  To support you, in your old age.

I don't want kids.

And it's still pure bigotry. Your imaginary friend is a dick.
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21-08-2013, 12:36 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 08:05 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 08:01 AM)Chas Wrote:  I say there is no such thing as the Holy Spirit. It's made-up, invented, imagined.

There is no evidence for its existence.




Do you consider photographs, to be evidence?

I do.

Here are photos, of "The Holy Spirit".

That I took.

http://thenewholybible.org/picture_of_th..._glory.htm

She is a cutie.

I think you will agree.

No?

(21-08-2013 11:42 AM)tokutter Wrote:  People who drive by a car wreck and "rubber neck", that's one thing, I'll give you that one.

But people who keep driving by the same car wreck.......that's something else entirely.

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Don't judge...we are just circling the wagons...this one must not escape.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

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21-08-2013, 12:51 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 12:35 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 12:16 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  To support you, in your old age.

I don't want kids.

And it's still pure bigotry. Your imaginary friend is a dick.




Well, as I said, homosexuals can still go to Heaven.

So what is the big deal?

There isn't one.

I have lied.

Right?

I must have, at some point.

But I still go to Heaven.

The sin of lying, has not stopped me.

And the sin of homosexuality, will not stop you.

Now, the bible is "written in ink".

So, I can't erase stuff.

But, if it has no consequences, who cares?
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21-08-2013, 02:05 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 12:51 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Now, the bible is "written in ink".

So, I can't erase stuff.

But, if it has no consequences, who cares?

Hey now, that actually makes sense. Don't you go all rational on me, you hear!

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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21-08-2013, 02:05 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Ya know, forget it. Boring troll is boring.
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21-08-2013, 02:20 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 02:05 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 12:51 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Now, the bible is "written in ink".

So, I can't erase stuff.

But, if it has no consequences, who cares?

Hey now, that actually makes sense. Don't you go all rational on me, you hear!





Every person "is a sinner".

And no one, strictly, qualifies for Heaven.

God is merciful.

Or else, no one would go.

Since, we ALL, are sinners.

Every

One.
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21-08-2013, 02:37 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 12:11 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 11:48 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  Yeah, but that's just dumb. Because only insane people would be able to tell it's really god.

I want her to show me some titties! Yes

(has she shown you her titties, Mark? are they perky?)




God, actually does have nice breasts.

She is "petite", so they are an "A cup", I think you would say.

Very nice, very pretty.

Did I tell you that God was a mulatto?

A thin, pretty, light skinned, black girl.

But this is written, in "The Song of Solomon".

"I am black, but very comely" Song 1:5

God is black

But very beautiful.

And she sure is.

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21-08-2013, 02:38 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 02:37 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 12:11 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  God, actually does have nice breasts.

She is "petite", so they are an "A cup", I think you would say.

Very nice, very pretty.

Did I tell you that God was a mulatto?

A thin, pretty, light skinned, black girl.

But this is written, in "The Song of Solomon".

"I am black, but very comely" Song 1:5

God is black

But very beautiful.

And she sure is.

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21-08-2013, 02:38 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 02:05 PM)morondog Wrote:  Ya know, forget it. Boring troll is boring.

He is a bit drab, isn't he...

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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