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20-08-2013, 08:46 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 08:34 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 08:32 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  clearly

Besides, I am sure he has the true revelation, isn't that required for writing a new bible?Drinking Beverage



Just "a revelation"??

Oh my God.

That bible took five years to type.

It has a thousand pages.

And God dictated

Every word.
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20-08-2013, 08:47 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 08:46 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 08:34 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  Besides, I am sure he has the true revelation, isn't that required for writing a new bible?Drinking Beverage



Just "a revelation"??

Oh my God.

That bible took five years to type.

It has a thousand pages.

And God dictated

Every word.

How do you distinguish god's voice, from your own?

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20-08-2013, 08:50 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 07:59 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 06:16 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  No no my dear.

To find me on Google, use the keywords "mark dreher bible".

5.5 million hits.

Most of them, actually about me.

Holy shit.

Um.

How doth the old man in the sky feel about you's being so forward? I thought he tended to take rather violent exception to those who take glory for themselves ? (Even in the NT, e.g. death of Herod).



That is quite true my dear, quite true.

If some idiot, took it on his own, to write a whole new bible?

God would eviscerate him.

Disembowel.

That whole area, is very thin ice.

But, I am a prophet, and God dictated it, every word.

I stand on concrete.

Nice to hear from you.
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20-08-2013, 08:55 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Padded cell... he must be in a padded cell. With peanuts. He gets a peanut every time he performs the assigned task correctly... the assigned task... is to make us sad... Mark I hope you're happy, you must have earned a ton of peanuts just now... Jesus those scientists are sadistic bastards...
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20-08-2013, 08:55 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 08:47 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 08:46 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Just "a revelation"??

Oh my God.

That bible took five years to type.

It has a thousand pages.

And God dictated

Every word.

How do you distinguish god's voice, from your own?



Very good question, very good question.

I type, from within "the Holy of Holies".

And God sits three feet from me, right now.

I don't "hear a voice".

I actually work, in the presence of God.

It is a very scary deal, but I have grown used to it.

The first three years I worked for God, God said, "If you ever turn your back to me, I will kill you".

And God meant it.

I assure you.

God meant it.
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20-08-2013, 08:57 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 08:55 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 08:47 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  How do you distinguish god's voice, from your own?



Very good question, very good question.

I type, from within "the Holy of Holies".

And God sits three feet from me, right now.

I don't "hear a voice".

I actually work, in the presence of God.

It is a very scary deal, but I have grown used to it.

The first three years I worked for God, God said, "If you ever turn your back to me, I will kill you".

And God meant it.

I assure you.

God meant it.

you didn't answer my question.

Have you ever been to see a mental health professional?

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20-08-2013, 08:59 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I hear voices in my head, but at least I know it's still me.

If something can be destroyed by the truth, it might be worth destroying.

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20-08-2013, 09:02 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 08:39 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 08:38 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Well, the old one was dusty.

No?

We need a fresh attack.

So says God.

Nice to hear from you.

Joseph Smith wrote something similar. How did you come to your revelation?



Joseph Smith, was a good fellow.

A prophet you know, a prophet.

I like Mormons.

But there are prophets, and there are prophets.

Who is the biggest prophet?

Ya baby.

The big banana.

Heads and tails

Above the rest.

I was supposed to come at this time, you know.

In "the parable of the fig tree" (Matthew 24:32-34) it says that the second coming must arrive "within one lifetime of when Israel was formed in one day".

Israel was formed with a single UN vote in 1948.

And one lifetime later.

Is right now.
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20-08-2013, 09:03 AM
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You gotta hand it to those mental health docs, if I had to see this every day...
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20-08-2013, 09:03 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 08:57 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 08:55 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Very good question, very good question.

I type, from within "the Holy of Holies".

And God sits three feet from me, right now.

I don't "hear a voice".

I actually work, in the presence of God.

It is a very scary deal, but I have grown used to it.

The first three years I worked for God, God said, "If you ever turn your back to me, I will kill you".

And God meant it.

I assure you.

God meant it.

you didn't answer my question.

Have you ever been to see a mental health professional?



I don't answer insults my dear.

Check yourself.
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