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23-08-2013, 12:52 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 12:45 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  For being

So stupid.

Um, yeah. That was my question. Are the millions of people in this world who happened to have been born in the wrong place and the wrong time and never have received your message just automatically considered "so stupid" and therefore condemned to hell?

I'm

feeling the

all powerful and just

love

of god.

All over me.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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23-08-2013, 01:04 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 12:52 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 12:45 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  For being

So stupid.

Um, yeah. That was my question. Are the millions of people in this world who happened to have been born in the wrong place and the wrong time and never have received your message just automatically considered "so stupid" and therefore condemned to hell?

I'm

feeling the

all powerful and just

love

of god.

All over me.




Nobody is "uninformed".

That is the weakest, of the atheist's arguments.

You will have to do better.

If you expect to be judged well.

On your last day.

We all know the name Jesus.

Every human, on the face of the earth.

Knows that name.
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23-08-2013, 01:33 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 01:04 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Nobody is "uninformed".

That is the weakest, of the atheist's arguments.

Nobody? How so?

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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23-08-2013, 02:39 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(22-08-2013 10:55 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(22-08-2013 09:25 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  I think you guys scared off god. Well done.

I don't scare.

But you must have some question.

Something relevant.
I have a few, and they are quite serious.
Is it true that you married Mrs God?

If so,
Did you have a celebrant and a witness at your wedding?
Did they hear her say "I do?"

There are certain rituals that need to happen at a wedding for it to be legit. I am quite concerned that you are living in sin. Both of you.
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23-08-2013, 03:52 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 02:39 AM)Stevil Wrote:  
(22-08-2013 10:55 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  I don't scare.

But you must have some question.

Something relevant.
I have a few, and they are quite serious.
Is it true that you married Mrs God?

If so,
Did you have a celebrant and a witness at your wedding?
Did they hear her say "I do?"

There are certain rituals that need to happen at a wedding for it to be legit. I am quite concerned that you are living in sin. Both of you.





Yes, I am "the spouse of God".

As it says, on the website.

We were married on April 17, 2007.

The day of "The Virginia Tech massacre".

It is a funny story.

Not even available, on my website.

You can look at it here.

http://www.thenewholybible.org/blacksburg_massacre.htm

The witness?

Was "Gabriel".

An Archangel.
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23-08-2013, 03:57 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 01:33 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 01:04 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Nobody is "uninformed".

That is the weakest, of the atheist's arguments.

Nobody? How so?





The Second Coming, comes when?

When "the word of God has reached the four corners of the earth".

Right?

And here I am.

So, God must have made a determination

That the corners

Have been reached.
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23-08-2013, 04:34 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Jerusalem syndrome that just won't quit, eh? I'm not saying this to offend, but you really need to speak with a psychiatrist.

"Good news, everyone!"
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23-08-2013, 04:56 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 04:34 AM)Anudist Wrote:  Jerusalem syndrome that just won't quit, eh?





I don't know what that is.

Did you mean "New Jerusalem"?

Gosh, I wonder where that is?

In the middle.

New JerUSAlem.
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23-08-2013, 05:13 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 04:34 AM)Anudist Wrote:  So when a jet crashes thats you fucking up!
Where were you on 9/11 on a break?





When a jetliner crashes.

It is usually me, who causes it.

And that is a true statement.

There is a prayer, that I must do, everyday

To "Bind Satan".

And if I do not do it

If I forget..

Satan, will not be bound, on that day.

And that will cause a jetliner to come down.

Or a tsunami.

On the day before Christmas

Nine years ago.

I forgot to say it.

And, over 100,000 people

Died.

In that tsunami.

It is a big deal.

Thank you for asking.
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23-08-2013, 05:48 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 04:56 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 04:34 AM)Anudist Wrote:  Jerusalem syndrome that just won't quit, eh?





I don't know what that is.

Did you mean "New Jerusalem"?

Gosh, I wonder where that is?

In the middle.

New JerUSAlem.

LOL!

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