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23-08-2013, 09:44 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 09:39 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 09:27 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  That will be lifted.

Soon.

Hurry up already, we've been waiting for all of existence for a worthy sign of your being. Drinking Beverage

You mean a lunatic posting drivel on the internet isn't sufficient ?
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23-08-2013, 09:55 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 09:36 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 09:27 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  God is "tired".

A bit.

No longer has energy

Funny that god is bound by entropy. I would have thought that an eternal being wouldn't get tired.




No, it is "too boring", to keep an atheist alive.

Is God's conclusion.

At this point.

It is like working at Macdonald's.

And for "no pay".

It is a miserable job really, for God, to be next to an atheist.

It is a retched thing, for God to do.

So, she going to stop doing it.

Very soon.

One by one

You will see them drop.

When, they just had to say grace.

To keep the Holy Spirit happy

Enough, to keep them alive.

It is a sad tale.

I'm glad

I will not get caught up in it.

Since

I say grace.
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23-08-2013, 10:08 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I used to say Grace many times per day.




But not so much now since she moved to Malaysia.

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23-08-2013, 10:12 AM
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(23-08-2013 10:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I used to say Grace many times per day.




But not so much now since she moved to Malaysia.

Evidently, all the Atheists are going to die, one by one, eventually...did you know this? It wasn't included in my Atheist Welcome Package. When was I going to be told?Weeping

" Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous."
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23-08-2013, 10:14 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I used to say Grace many times per day.




But not so much now since she moved to Malaysia.




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23-08-2013, 10:16 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 09:55 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 09:36 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  Funny that god is bound by entropy. I would have thought that an eternal being wouldn't get tired.




No, it is "too boring", to keep an atheist alive.

Is God's conclusion.

At this point.

It is like working at Macdonald's.

And for "no pay".

It is a miserable job really, for God, to be next to an atheist.

It is a retched thing, for God to do.

So, she going to stop doing it.

Very soon.

One by one

You will see them drop.

When, they just had to say grace.

To keep the Holy Spirit happy

Enough, to keep them alive.

It is a sad tale.

I'm glad

I will not get caught up in it.

Since
I say grace.

Yeah......

But you kinda knew that was gonna happen when you created this shit in the first place. It's a dick move if you ask me.

But you didn't.


Dick.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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23-08-2013, 10:17 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I used to say Grace many times per day.




But not so much now since she moved to Malaysia.





ANYBODY, who routinely says grace.

Will be saved.

And, go to Heaven.

Even a homosexual.

Goes to Heaven.

If he says grace.

An audible, public, grace prayer.

Before EVERY meal.

And it is "illegal"

For God

To NOT, admit you to Heaven.

No matter what your crime.

No matter

What your sin.
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23-08-2013, 10:25 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:17 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
And it is "illegal"
For God
To NOT, admit you to Heaven.
...

This is interesting, my dear,
please clarify:
What is the name and structure
of the governing body
that defines legality
and sets the laws
that the gods are obliged to follow?

I've always wondered how many higher authorities there might be above the deities.

Most intrigued.

Cheers

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23-08-2013, 10:28 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:12 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 10:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I used to say Grace many times per day.




But not so much now since she moved to Malaysia.

Evidently, all the Atheists are going to die, one by one, eventually...did you know this? It wasn't included in my Atheist Welcome Package. When was I going to be told?Weeping




Each atheist will die, at God's discretion.

And many

Will wake up (i.e. start saying grace)

And save themselves.

Once, they identify, what is happening.

When they pin down "that the bad people, are dying".

The people just stop being bad.

And they start saying grace, again.

It is a perfect plan, by God.

Wish

I had thought of it.
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23-08-2013, 10:29 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Sorry Mark, that's fucken' retarded, even by the low standards set by religion.
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