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23-08-2013, 10:33 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:29 AM)morondog Wrote:  Sorry Mark, that's fucken' retarded, even by the low standards set by religion.

Says you. Tongue

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23-08-2013, 10:33 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:17 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
An audible, public, grace prayer.
...

Why did I suddenly think of Matthew 6:5?



(23-08-2013 10:17 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
Even a homosexual.
...

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23-08-2013, 10:40 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:25 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 10:17 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
And it is "illegal"
For God
To NOT, admit you to Heaven.
...

This is interesting, my dear,
please clarify:
What is the name and structure
of the governing body
that defines legality
and sets the laws
that the gods are obliged to follow?

I've always wondered how many higher authorities there might be above the deities.

Most intrigued.

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God has made several promises.

To herself.

In the bible, she promises, no more "Noah type floods".

Wiping out everybody, but a couple people.

She says she wont do that, again.

And the second promise.

Not a public one really, but strictly enforced.

"She will forgive any human"

"Of any sin."

"If they never miss"

"A grace prayer".

Naturally, she means "routinely, 99% of the time, say grace".

Not that you would be screwed, if you forgot, one time.

Or two.

It must be your normal routine.

From now, until the day you die.

That creature

That creature

Is "protected".

You have on armor.

Though, you may not know it.

And you MUST, will, go to Heaven.

That is God's second promise.

Everyone, who says grace, is saved.

Even if Hitler, Dahmer, Pol Pot, Stalin, said grace.

They would go to Heaven.

It is an unbreakable rule.
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23-08-2013, 10:43 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:33 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 10:29 AM)morondog Wrote:  Sorry Mark, that's fucken' retarded, even by the low standards set by religion.

Says you. Tongue

Lean not on your own understanding, savvy? Rolleyes

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23-08-2013, 10:49 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
All right Mark, serious question:

So, in short - now correct me if I'm wrong - but you are pretty much lambasting and trying to erase traditional Christianity? You think/know that you are God the Father and you're married to God the Mother (which is higher). And, you wrote your own bible, correct?

Am I right on this?

Okay, if all of this is correct, and forgive me if this has been asked... who was Jesus, then?

Since Jesus lived before you, He couldn't be your son, right?

Which means one of these things:

1) You're not God.
2) Jesus wasn't the Son of God.
3) Mother God cheated on you.
4) There is more than one Father God.

Please explain.

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23-08-2013, 10:51 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:40 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
And you MUST, will, go to Heaven.
...

I wouldn't mind a bit of a sales-pitch.

Why is going to heaven desirable?

It sounds like it's full of people I would want to avoid.

It sounds like a better deal to be a Jewish homosexual.

Unsure

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23-08-2013, 11:02 AM
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(23-08-2013 10:49 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  All right Mark, serious question:

So, in short - now correct me if I'm wrong - but you are pretty much lambasting and trying to erase traditional Christianity? You think/know that you are God the Father and you're married to God the Mother (which is higher). And, you wrote your own bible, correct?

Am I right on this?

Okay, if all of this is correct, and forgive me if this has been asked... who was Jesus, then?

Since Jesus lived before you, He couldn't be your son, right?

Which means one of these things:

1) You're not God.
2) Jesus wasn't the Son of God.
3) Mother God cheated on you.
4) There is more than one Father God.

Please explain.





I am trying "to get you into a relationship, with the Holy Spirit".

A personal relationship, with God.

I want you to know God, like the back of your hand.

I want you all, to get along.

Or as least not to bug each other, too badly.

Get you to shut up.

With this lefty

Crapola.

Since God

Is quite

To the right.

And lefty crapola

Should, just be the name of a breakfast cereal.

That nobody eats.
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23-08-2013, 11:07 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 10:51 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 10:40 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
And you MUST, will, go to Heaven.
...

I wouldn't mind a bit of a sales-pitch.

Why is going to heaven desirable?

It sounds like it's full of people I would want to avoid.

It sounds like a better deal to be a Jewish homosexual.

Unsure





Heaven, is just like the earth.

Now Hell, on the other hard, is the "second destination".

Why is Heaven sooo good?

Because it is not Hell.

Is the easy answer.

Everything, after that, is gravy.

All good.

All good.
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23-08-2013, 11:07 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 11:02 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 10:49 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  All right Mark, serious question:

So, in short - now correct me if I'm wrong - but you are pretty much lambasting and trying to erase traditional Christianity? You think/know that you are God the Father and you're married to God the Mother (which is higher). And, you wrote your own bible, correct?

Am I right on this?

Okay, if all of this is correct, and forgive me if this has been asked... who was Jesus, then?

Since Jesus lived before you, He couldn't be your son, right?

Which means one of these things:

1) You're not God.
2) Jesus wasn't the Son of God.
3) Mother God cheated on you.
4) There is more than one Father God.

Please explain.
Well that was a little clever at least. There's hope for you yet, god! Thumbsup




I am trying "to get you into a relationship, with the Holy Spirit".

A personal relationship, with God.

I want you to know God, like the back of your hand.

I want you all, to get along.

Or as least not to bug each other, too badly.

Get you to shut up.

With this lefty

Crapola.

Since God

Is quite

To the right.

And lefty crapola

Should, just be the name of a breakfast cereal.

That nobody eats.

Well that's a little bit clever at least. There's hope for you yet, god!

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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23-08-2013, 11:12 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 11:02 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
Crapola.
...

I don't understand what you have against cooking oil.

Huh

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