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23-08-2013, 01:21 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 01:18 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  God tortures people in Hell, for what reason?

To help you to not go there.

Are you aware of the nonsensical nature of this statement? You can't help a person not go somewhere by putting them there.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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23-08-2013, 01:25 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 12:44 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 12:35 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Hell, is described, most accurately, in the third letter of the Apostle Peter, "The Apocalypse of Peter".

Verses 21 through 34.

http://thenewholybible.org/the_apocalypse_of_peter.htm

I told you.

You didn't want to go there.

Ah, yeah. I've read that before. Good times.

But why should I believe this crap is true again?

I mean, really. God is one kinky bitch to have come up with all of that and then actually creating it and putting her beloved creations in it without proper notification.





I just gave you "proper notification".

That's what I am doing.

Your solution, is very very simple.

Say grace, before your evening meal, today.

Tomorrow

And yesterday.

Always say grace.

Audible.

And you got no worries.

Not a care in the world.

If I was a secular person, I would love to be in your shoes.

Who would have thought

It would be sooo easy?

Never, in a million years, would you have thought that.

You kowtow to God

Three times a day

And you live forever.

Now

Who would have thought that?
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23-08-2013, 01:27 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Next time we'll have a male Christian who takes the "married to Jesus" crap one step further, and brag about he has sex with him twice a week.
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23-08-2013, 01:33 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 01:25 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 12:44 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Ah, yeah. I've read that before. Good times.

But why should I believe this crap is true again?

I mean, really. God is one kinky bitch to have come up with all of that and then actually creating it and putting her beloved creations in it without proper notification.





I just gave you "proper notification".

That's what I am doing.

Your solution, is very very simple.

Say grace, before your evening meal, today.

Tomorrow

And yesterday.

Always say grace.

Audible.

And you got no worries.

Not a care in the world.

If I was a secular person, I would love to be in your shoes.

Who would have thought

It would be sooo easy?

Never, in a million years, would you have thought that.

You kowtow to God

Three times a day

And you live forever.

Now

Who would have thought that?

I'm not talking about me.

I'm talking about the poor soul in some rural tribe in Nepal who lives his whole life being told that only the shaman can heal him of his ills. He accepts this as true. At fourteen years old a tree falls on him and he dies. (or other situations like this all across the world)

He never received proper notification.

What becomes of his soul?

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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23-08-2013, 01:38 PM
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(23-08-2013 11:07 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Heaven, is just like the earth.
Belinda Carlise told me, in 1987, that in fact, heaven is a place on earth.

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23-08-2013, 01:40 PM
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Fuck this shit.

Gave up after reading through the first 20 pages.
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23-08-2013, 01:42 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 01:33 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  I'm not talking about me.

I'm talking about the poor soul in some rural tribe in Nepal who lives his whole life being told that only the shaman can heal him of his ills. He accepts this as true. At fourteen years old a tree falls on him and he dies. (or other situations like this all across the world)

He never received proper notification.

What becomes of his soul?





There is no dude in Nepal, who "does not know about Jesus".

Trust me.

God feels that "adequate, and proper notice" has already been given.

To every human

On the face of the earth.

And really, it only matters, if YOU have been served.

And

You have been served.

You are welcome.
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23-08-2013, 01:48 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 01:42 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(23-08-2013 01:33 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  I'm not talking about me.

I'm talking about the poor soul in some rural tribe in Nepal who lives his whole life being told that only the shaman can heal him of his ills. He accepts this as true. At fourteen years old a tree falls on him and he dies. (or other situations like this all across the world)

He never received proper notification.

What becomes of his soul?





There is no dude in Nepal, who "does not know about Jesus".

Trust me.

God feels that "adequate, and proper notice" has already been given.

To every human

On the face of the earth.

And really, it only matters, if YOU have been served.

And

You have been served.

You are welcome.

Oh bite me, god.

Think about that, really think about it. It is statistically impossible for there not to be a person somewhere that never got the news before it was too late.

Actually it's statistically probable that it happens all the time.

You show me evidence that I'm wrong and I'll let you show me your titties.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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23-08-2013, 01:49 PM
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(23-08-2013 01:40 PM)Vlad Wrote:  Fuck this shit.

Gave up after reading through the first 20 pages.





I was nice, for the first 20 pages.

Kind of lull you in.

Now, you're hooked.

Fisherman, you know.

Don't spit out

The bait.

Page 25

It starts getting

Pretty hot.
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23-08-2013, 01:54 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(23-08-2013 01:48 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Think about that, really think about it. It is statistically impossible for there not to be a person somewhere that never got the news before it was too late.

Actually it's statistically probable that it happens all the time.





God only has to serve you.

That is all your interest, in the matter.

Did you know?

Is all, YOU, worry about.

Salvation, is a personal thing.

You can't save "the other guy".

You can only save

Yourself.
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