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24-08-2013, 03:41 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(24-08-2013 02:37 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(24-08-2013 12:00 PM)Chas Wrote:  So, no evidence.





Do you consider "photos", to be evidence?

Here are some photos of God.

That I took.

http://thenewholybible.org/picture_of_th..._glory.htm

Just, had to ask.
You said God is a sexy black woman.

Either post some nudes, or go away.
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24-08-2013, 03:46 PM (This post was last modified: 24-08-2013 03:57 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(24-08-2013 03:24 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(24-08-2013 02:14 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  He ain't gonna get banned here unless he goes outta his way to get banned by posting pics of his apparently gigantic ball sac. And he seems likeable enough to me, batshit insane as all get out, but still pleasant enough. Not like that Ego® fellow. Big Grin

But as Chas has already pointed out, Girly has a highly refined view of insanity as an art form. So take it with a grain of salt..

I always pay attention to Girly's opinion on crazy. Thumbsup

Well, I do got the inside track on crazy and shit. Gotta share the lane with HoC and his Gwynnies and whatnot, but we manage to keep out of each other's way without throwing elbows. Big Grin

This giant 6'8" batshit insane monstrosity seems harmless enough so far. Kind of like Frankenstein's monster. See no reason to light the torches and raise the pitchforks. Hell, he's kinda entertaining if you don't take him seriously.

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24-08-2013, 03:58 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Well there we go folks...

If out of focus, underexposed, low-res photos ain't proof enough for ya.... what ever will be?

Check mate atheists!

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24-08-2013, 03:58 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(24-08-2013 03:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
Gotta share the lane with HoC and his Gwynnies and whatnot, but we manage to keep out of each other's way without throwing elbows. Big Grin

s'pity that.

I would mind watching that show.

Smile

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24-08-2013, 04:07 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(24-08-2013 03:58 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(24-08-2013 03:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
Gotta share the lane with HoC and his Gwynnies and whatnot, but we manage to keep out of each other's way without throwing elbows. Big Grin

s'pity that.

I would mind watching that show.

Smile

Something like this, I'd imagine. Drinking Beverage




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24-08-2013, 05:36 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(24-08-2013 03:41 PM)Vlad Wrote:  You said God is a sexy black woman.

Either post some nudes, or go away.







Hey, Mr Talisman.

Tally my banana.

There are "more clear" pictures of God.

On her Talisman.

The Shekinah's Talisman.

http://thenewholybible.org/shekinahs_talisman.htm

And, as I said.

God, is a cute, mulatto.

Hey, Mr Talisman.

Tally my banana.
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24-08-2013, 05:39 PM
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If you're a troll, Mark, you're doing it right. I have another question for you.

You say that saying grace before a meal is the way to avoid hell, acquire heaven. Saying a mealtime prayer is a custom common to many cultures, including the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, etc. Native people thank a variety of gods, or maybe animating spirits of the various foods. All of them presumably feel gratitude, acknowledge a power outside themselves, and say words intended as respectful or worshipful.

Are Jews, Muslims, Hindus, assorted heathens, &etc., granted Heaven, or at least excused from Hell, for their versions of "saying grace?"
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24-08-2013, 05:53 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(24-08-2013 05:36 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Hey, Mr Talisman.

Tally my banana.

And now I'm grounding misinterpreted references. ... God help me. Weeping




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24-08-2013, 05:54 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(24-08-2013 05:39 PM)I Am Wrote:  If you're a troll, Mark, you're doing it right. I have another question for you.

You say that saying grace before a meal is the way to avoid hell, acquire heaven. Saying a mealtime prayer is a custom common to many cultures, including the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, etc. Native people thank a variety of gods, or maybe animating spirits of the various foods. All of them presumably feel gratitude, acknowledge a power outside themselves, and say words intended as respectful or worshipful.

Are Jews, Muslims, Hindus, assorted heathens, &etc., granted Heaven, or at least excused from Hell, for their versions of "saying grace?"




Muslims, are granted Heaven.

Routinely.

They pray, on their knees, FIVE TIMES A DAY.

They could eat babies for breakfast.

And they would still, go, to Heaven.

A Jew??

Not in a million years.

A Jew, DON'T PRAY ON THEIR KNEES.

They don't even know how to do "it", pray, right.

And, we have this nasty verse.

"No one gets to the Father, except through me" John 14:6

So a Jew

Does not even know how

To say grace.

Or, even to pray.

That, would NEVER WORK.

But, anyone else.

Or even them

If they did it right.
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24-08-2013, 06:16 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher




Another denomination to add to the already huge list????

Quote:... they made him up and wrote a book to keep you on your knees

-Skunk Anansie

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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