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25-08-2013, 02:17 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
If Jews are so bad, how come God said they were his chosen race ?

You're a weak, stupid human looking for some kind of justification for your weak, racist and homophobic views.

As a dungheap it's impressive, but it's still just shit.
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25-08-2013, 02:27 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(24-08-2013 09:20 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Oh! We do.
We just don't want to get our expensive Jewish clothes dirty.

There are millions of 'mocktail' Muslims who don't bother with prayer.

And, of course, the verse about applying for access via the Jesus Immigration Bureaux excludes our Muslim brothers and sisters.





A prayer, not said on your knees, is not a prayer, it is an insult.

Maybe, you should tell your peeps that.

That certainly, would prevent most Holocausts, and what not.

God is a sensitive being.

And this is not a minor issue.

I wear holes, in my jeans, at the knees.

Because, I am a normal person.

And I pray on my knees.

It pleases God, to see such zeal.

And enrages God

Should, you do it wrong.

This is news to you?

It is good news.
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25-08-2013, 02:32 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 02:17 AM)morondog Wrote:  If Jews are so bad, how come God said they were his chosen race ?





They were "chosen" initially, that is true.

But then, that marriage went south.

Real quick.

It started, at the Golden Calf.

And ended

On Tisha B'Av.

It is a funny story.

http://thenewholybible.org/atheists_here...of_God.htm

A well rounded person

Would, be aware of.
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25-08-2013, 02:42 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 02:27 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  A prayer, not said on your knees, is not a prayer, it is an insult.

I will tell my christian friends that. I have never seen one of them kneel down to say grace.

(25-08-2013 02:27 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Maybe, you should tell your peeps that.

That certainly, would prevent most Holocausts, and what not.

OhmyShockingOhmyShockingOhmy

No.... words... just....

Consider

Idea

No

Huh

no...

Unsure

I got nothing.

Shocking

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25-08-2013, 03:06 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 02:42 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(25-08-2013 02:27 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  A prayer, not said on your knees, is not a prayer, it is an insult.

I will tell my christian friends that. I have never seen one of them kneel down to say grace.





Well, with grace, there are "general rules".

If you are alone

There is not a reason in the world, that you would NOT, do it on your knees.

Why the Hell not?

What is wrong with you?

You hedge your bets, towards caution.

But, if you are in a group, OR in a restaurant..

That is true

It is a tradition, that you can say it at the table

Sitting down.

And God, will NOT, get mad.

Thank you, for pointing that out.

That is true.

But you still got your "morning, and evening prayers".

As you enter, and ext, the bed.

And you would NEVER, do those off of your knees.

There are rules.

Yep.

Common sense

Type stuff.
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25-08-2013, 03:09 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
How nice of racist dickhead God to accommodate English table manners.
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25-08-2013, 03:19 AM
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(25-08-2013 03:09 AM)morondog Wrote:  How nice of racist dickhead God to accommodate English table manners.






God is not racist.

Or homophobic.

God hates defective religions.

i.e. Judaism, would be an example of that.

They just have to convert, not a big deal.

Homosexuality, DOES NOT prevent you, from going to Heaven.

So, what is the big deal?

There is not one.

Liars, can go to Heaven, any sinner, can be forgiven.

A person "who says grace", is going to Heaven.

As payment, for their "lifelong efforts".

In attempting, to please God, at EVERY meal.

You get paid for that.

No matter, what your sin.
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25-08-2013, 03:42 AM (This post was last modified: 25-08-2013 05:20 AM by DLJ.)
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Yup, once again, you making this 'heaven' place sound like it's full of the types of undesirables that I would prefer to avoid.

I don't know any sinners (except my christian friends who pray in public and my muslim friends who don't practice ṣalāh)

All my atheist friends are incapable of sin... by definition.

If this new-fangled heaven place is full of sinners... I ain't going.

Thumbsup Thanks for the heads-up.

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25-08-2013, 04:06 AM
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(25-08-2013 03:42 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Yup, once again, you making this 'heaven' place sound like it's full of the types of undesirables that I would prefer to avoid.

I don't know any sinners (except my christian friends who pray in public and my muslim friends don't practice ṣalāh)

All my atheist friends are incapable of sin... by definition.

If this new-fangled heaven place is full of sinners... I ain't going.





No.

You will NOT go to Heaven.

This, is quite true.

In, your present condition.

DLJ, you mentioned that "you are Jewish".

And Jews, DO NOT, go to Heaven.

That is ludicrous.

That is preposterous.

That is insane, to even, think it.

Not one Jew

In 2000 years

Has ever gone to Heaven.

And that is a fact.

I assumed, that was "common knowledge".

Are you illiterate?

What does the bible say?

"No one gets to the Father, except through me" John 14:6

Illiteracy

Is a terrible thing.

You, would have to convert.

Is what that line means.

The pastor at my own church

Is "a former member of Judaism".

Don't

Make like it is a big deal.

It is a "requirement", however

Certainly, that.

A minimum requirement.

To get into Heaven.

Or John 14:6

Will, "knock you out of the ballpark".

Every time.
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25-08-2013, 04:27 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
It turns out the experiment to find out whether telling a stupid person he's stupid will in fact make him realise that he's stupid has to report a negative result... this was kinda expected.
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