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25-08-2013, 08:13 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 07:56 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Again with the contradictions, old chap. If you rewrite a bible, make sure to stick with what you rewrote.

Council of Nicaea, anyone???






The call

Of the blue bellied sloth sucker.

A mournful thing.

A mournful thing.

A creature

Just "Too lazy", to say grace.

And so he cries

God is fake!

ZZZZZZZZZZZ..

God is fake.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ..

Oh gosh

I hope

That God is fake.

ZZZZZZ..
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25-08-2013, 08:21 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 08:09 AM)DLJ Wrote:  And, btw, I agree that no Jew has entered any kind of heaven for 2000 years... for obvious reasons... no one ever has or ever will.





Jews, CAN go to Heaven, now.

With my arrival.

This is "The Final Reaping", of the Jews.

The door to Heaven

Opens again.

Hoo Ray.

For them.

It is a big deal.

I harvest them, in a wholesale manner.

By, showing them the way to God.

And, by telling them they must pray on their knees, accept Jesus, things like this.

All helpful.

It is like a Bonanza, for them.

A real party, is starting.

Yep.
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25-08-2013, 08:23 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
So you are saying that in 2000 years not one Jew converted to Christianity?

And you are not talking about Jews as a race but you are talking about the religion?

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25-08-2013, 08:34 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 08:13 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(25-08-2013 07:56 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Again with the contradictions, old chap. If you rewrite a bible, make sure to stick with what you rewrote.

Council of Nicaea, anyone???






The call

Of the blue bellied sloth sucker.

A mournful thing.

A mournful thing.

A creature

Just "Too lazy", to say grace.

And so he cries

God is fake!

ZZZZZZZZZZZ..

God is fake.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ..

Oh gosh

I hope

That God is fake.

ZZZZZZ..

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the car stereo blaring.

I could almost count that as an inside joke, but you made that public on your site as a definite "no-no".

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25-08-2013, 08:34 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 08:23 AM)Dom Wrote:  So you are saying that in 2000 years not one Jew converted to Christianity?

And you are not talking about Jews as a race but you are talking about the religion?





"Members of Judaism", go to Hell.

Not "Jews", like in "blood".

Obviously, many Jews, have properly converted, to Christianity.

They are fine.

Right as rain.

"Jews for Jesus", groups like this.

Have the common sense, to fully know, that Jesus

Is "almost God".

Just, a smidgen off.

But, not more than that.

And if you reject Jesus.

You are spitting in the face of God.

Basically.

Only one smidgen off.

A dangerous thing.

God says, you bend your knee, to that bastard, or we got "nothing".

Jesus, is a dangerous thing.

To reject him?

You ain't going to Heaven.

At a minimum.

So..

Don't do that.

You know, please.
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25-08-2013, 08:41 AM
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But they're still the wrong sort of Christian hmm ? Otherwise why the need to update the Bible ?

What exactly did you add that's so damn surprising ?

And why after how ever many thousands or millions of years of history and several false-starts like the Old Testament and the New Testament and Jesus Christ, why have you, Mr Makes-No-Sense, been selected to bring God's message to the world ?

I don't know why I'm bothering at the moment, it's just the sheer fascination of seeing what ridiculous garbage comes out of your brain next.
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25-08-2013, 08:53 AM
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(25-08-2013 08:41 AM)morondog Wrote:  But they're still the wrong sort of Christian hmm ? Otherwise why the need to update the Bible ?

What exactly did you add that's so damn surprising ?

And why after how ever many thousands or millions of years of history and several false-starts like the Old Testament and the New Testament and Jesus Christ, why have you, Mr Makes-No-Sense, been selected to bring God's message to the world ?







I am an old friend, of God's.

God's best friend.

One of my names, is "Enoch".

Which is "God's best friend".

As I'm sure you know.

The kind of a guy

Who would take a few nails.

And, a few barbs from atheists.

Without, missing, a beat.

Because he knows.

All the principles.

And

The outcome of the battle.

Already.

Kind of fearless

When, you have seen, "the end of the battle".

Already.
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25-08-2013, 09:00 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Rolleyes

Ain't nothing can penetrate them delusions of grandeur hey ? Seriously dude, if you're not *already* in a mental home you should go get them to check you out. If nothing else, doctors are at least as much in need of saving as the rest of us...
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25-08-2013, 09:07 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 07:13 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  Mark is a new forum member who has written his own bible[1] and now seeks to end atheism, one person at a time[2]. Mark, like I said in the introductions thread... if you're here to be a human being I'm sure you'll be welcome. We accept all kinds here. Just be aware that you're not the first person I could have written this post about Wink

If you're here for the apologetics then I hope you have something more substantial to offer than the links already provided...

[1] http://thenewholybible.org/
[2] http://thenewholybible.org/atheists_here...of_God.htm

Hafnof, this really belongs more in the conspiracy and pseudoscience sections.

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

- Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade
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25-08-2013, 09:08 AM (This post was last modified: 25-08-2013 09:18 AM by Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 08:53 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(25-08-2013 08:41 AM)morondog Wrote:  But they're still the wrong sort of Christian hmm ? Otherwise why the need to update the Bible ?

What exactly did you add that's so damn surprising ?

And why after how ever many thousands or millions of years of history and several false-starts like the Old Testament and the New Testament and Jesus Christ, why have you, Mr Makes-No-Sense, been selected to bring God's message to the world ?







I am an old friend, of God's.

God's best friend.

One of my names, is "Enoch".

Which is "God's best friend".

As I'm sure you know.

The kind of a guy

Who would take a few nails.

And, a few barbs from atheists.

Without, missing, a beat.

Because he knows.

All the principles.

And

The outcome of the battle.

Already.

Kind of fearless

When, you have seen, "the end of the battle".

Already.

Sorry, you really haven't demonstrated anything new to me that I haven't seen before. I'm not convinced that God is real.

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

- Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade
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