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25-08-2013, 11:52 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Not everything has to be a question.

I'm just trying to understand why you're such a lonely old man trying so hard to seek attention..

So, if you want a question I'll give one anyway; why are you such a lonely old man trying so hard to seek people's attention?

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25-08-2013, 11:58 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 11:46 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(25-08-2013 11:42 AM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Also, do I understand this correctly that on your website you assert you are the second coming of Christ?






Yes.

You understand that correctly.

"The Lord Jesus Christ".

Specifically.

Good luck to you.


Right........

Now why should I believe you're the real deal as opposed to this guy?





Or this guy?





Or this guy?





Is there some sort of job application you have to take? A election you have to win? Will there be a gathering where all the Jesuses will battle each other in sword fights to take their opponents heads and receive the Quickening?




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25-08-2013, 12:03 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I'm going to sleep. Don't worry Mark, I'll get to the bottom of your issues tomorrow.
I wont give up on you like everyone else in your life.

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25-08-2013, 12:04 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 11:58 AM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Right........

Now why should I believe you're the real deal as opposed to this guy?





In both the old testament, and in the new, it says that the Second Coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh.

This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.

And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.

Here is a photo of that thigh.

http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm

That, may be a pretty good reason.
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25-08-2013, 12:08 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 12:04 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(25-08-2013 11:58 AM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Right........

Now why should I believe you're the real deal as opposed to this guy?





In both the old testament, and in the new, it says that the Second Coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh.

This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.

And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.

Here is a photo of that thigh.

http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm

That, may be a pretty good reason.

I dunno. Your thighs don't look all that massive to me.

What happens to that prophecy if the rest of those mentioned start doing leg presses and squats a few hours a day?

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25-08-2013, 12:11 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 12:03 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'm going to sleep. Don't worry Mark, I'll get to the bottom of your issues tomorrow.
I wont give up on you like everyone else in your life.







A foreigner, could hardly be expected to know anything about God.

So, I was barely talking to you, anyway.
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25-08-2013, 12:13 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
If thigh size is the litmus test for being the Christ, ID say this guy should win the prize.

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It'd be real easy to write KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS on those drumsticks!

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25-08-2013, 12:14 PM
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(25-08-2013 12:08 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  I dunno. Your thighs don't look all that massive to me.

What happens to that prophecy if the rest of those mentioned start doing leg presses and squats a few hours a day?





Thigh, as in one.

It does not say "massive thighs".

It says "thigh", as in one, in both places.

A much harder deal, to pull off.

One thigh.
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25-08-2013, 12:25 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 12:14 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(25-08-2013 12:08 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  I dunno. Your thighs don't look all that massive to me.

What happens to that prophecy if the rest of those mentioned start doing leg presses and squats a few hours a day?





Thigh, as in one.

It does not say "massive thighs".

It says "thigh", as in one, in both places.

A much harder deal, to pull off.

One thigh.

But neither one of those chapters state Jesus must have one massive thigh, just a 'thigh'

Sometimes the bible also make reference to the thigh when it really means penis. If that's true, unless your hung like Ron Jeremy, you may have trouble earning the title or the Christ.

At any rate, that's the first time I've seen Jesus wearing leather pants with a bitchin belt buckle!

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25-08-2013, 12:25 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Mark your photo

looks like you hurriedly removed some makeup

but missed the mascara and a little of the lipstick.

Do you have an after-hours hobby you want to talk about?

Some friendly advice,

weird mysticisms and random anti-Semitism aren't really the formula

for creating a following among skeptics.

Just sayin'.
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