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26-08-2013, 06:00 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 03:07 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 02:53 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Did you say grace at your last meal?

No?

You are a sinner.

No, I am not. I do not give you the authority to judge me.

You have no authority.






Not "technically".

But, I can probably guess your fate, pretty good.

No one, has any power, except God.

I am more of a "fate guesser".

Like a weight guesser, at a carnival.

They always make money.

Because

They are pretty good guessers.

The same with me.
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26-08-2013, 06:15 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(25-08-2013 04:33 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
I'm My Own Personal Jesus too. Tongue I just realize it would be the height of arrogance to assume that therefore I am also yours.

I wish you people would cite your references... Laughat




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26-08-2013, 06:45 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(26-08-2013 06:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I wish you people would cite your references...







Your "personal Jesus", would be like "your conscience".

Nowadays.

But, that may be "heavily damaged", in many cases.

If you can eat food, WITHOUT saying grace first?

It's almost broke.

Barely functioning.

It its last gasps.

Now, relegated to things like "do not steal".

At least, keep our name out of the paper.

That is all a conscience does.

If you, turn it off.

Help, keep your name out of the paper.

Most, of the time.
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26-08-2013, 06:55 AM
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(26-08-2013 06:45 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Your "personal Jesus", would be like "your conscience".

No he's the guy who cleans Bucky Ball's third swimming pool.

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26-08-2013, 07:14 AM (This post was last modified: 26-08-2013 07:44 AM by KidCharlemagne1962.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(26-08-2013 06:55 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(26-08-2013 06:45 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Your "personal Jesus", would be like "your conscience".

No he's the guy who cleans Bucky Ball's third swimming pool.

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Now I'm confused, I thought he took care of my lawn? The guy is amazing.Drinking Beverage

" Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous."
David Hume
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26-08-2013, 12:59 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(21-08-2013 03:11 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  I can't be a sinner if I don't acknowledge the concept of sin.

However I can be stupid. I acknowledge that concept regularly and often while I'm on this forum.

And for fun I'll invent a word called Narahn. You are committing Narahn when you don't think the same way I do.
And by committing Narahn you can't get into heaven, unless you pay me 10% of your yearly income.
For that, you get a free pass.







Money, is not involved, in the forgiveness of sins.

And really, money has no place at all, in the Kingdom of God.

You do not have to "pay" God anything, but your time.

And your devotion.

God is not a gold digger.

People, gold digger God.

Not, the other way around.
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26-08-2013, 01:02 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Anyone converted yet? Drinking Beverage

Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets
-Rick
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26-08-2013, 01:06 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I might convert if God shows me what is under her skirt. Hoping it's not a penis, cos then I'm screwed.

“Forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be born.” - Lawrence M. Krauss
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26-08-2013, 01:29 PM
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(26-08-2013 01:02 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  Anyone converted yet?







Atheism, spreads.

The best you can do, in most cases, is get them to "shut up".

Take the wind out of their sails.

Silence, the spew.

That comes from their mouths.

So the next kid, they vomit on, is spared.

You do it for the kid.

And to, "prevent child abuse".

Not necessarily, to help, the abuser.

You know, atheists have kids?

Right?

And what is those poor bastards fate?

Yikes.

You do

For the kids.

To try and prevent

Child abuse.
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26-08-2013, 01:32 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(26-08-2013 01:29 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(26-08-2013 01:02 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  Anyone converted yet?







Atheism, spreads.

The best you can do, in most cases, is get them to "shut up".

Take the wind out of their sails.

Silence, the spew.

That comes from their mouths.

So the next kid, they vomit on, is spared.

You do it for the kid.

And to, "prevent child abuse".

Not necessarily, to help, the abuser.

You know, atheists have kids?

Right?

And what is those poor bastards fate?

Yikes.

You do

For the kids.

To try and prevent

Child abuse.

So,

you think that

if you talk to atheists

who are atheists now

that they will take their

lack of a belief

and not tell their kids that

god is a fairytale

for adults

?

Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets
-Rick
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