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27-08-2013, 08:47 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(27-08-2013 08:35 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Again, what's with the whole submissive shit? You're taking your BDSM stuff really seriously, Mark.





God's favorite saying -

"A prayer, said off of your knees, is not a prayer, it is an insult."

Why does God like prayers on your knees?

Why, that is simple.

How would you feel, if someone "kneeled before you?"

Pretty special.

Good.

And so does God.

Because, unlike you, God deserves it.

This person's life, is "a gift".

And he seems to know it.

Well done.

Conversely, how would God feel, if you approached him, in "an irreverent manner?"

Insulted.

Disrespected.

And mad.

And in need of venting.

But who, to vent on?

How about the son of a bitch, who did it?

Sounds, good to me.

Is, the psychology used.
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27-08-2013, 08:55 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(27-08-2013 08:47 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(27-08-2013 08:35 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Again, what's with the whole submissive shit? You're taking your BDSM stuff really seriously, Mark.





God's favorite saying -

"A prayer, said off of your knees, is not a prayer, it is an insult."

Why does God like prayers on your knees?

Why, that is simple.

How would you feel, if someone "kneeled before you?"

Pretty special.

Good.

And so does God.

Because, unlike you, God deserves it.

This person's life, is "a gift".

And he seems to know it.

Well done.

Conversely, how would God feel, if you approached him, in "an irreverent manner?"

Insulted.

Disrespected.

And mad.

And in need of venting.

But who, to vent on?

How about the son of a bitch, who did it?

Sounds, good to me.

Is, the psychology used.

So he's the biggest pussy ever. Not surprising as so far he hasn't shown any proof of his existence.

Hey, why don't you answer Muff's question? He's been more than patient which I hear is a quality that your god likes, even though man has written down that he can be an impulsive little twat.

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27-08-2013, 09:15 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(27-08-2013 08:55 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  So he's the biggest pussy ever. Not surprising as so far he hasn't shown any proof of his existence.







Here is, "irrefutable proof of God's existence".

http://thenewholybible.org/atheists_here...of_God.htm

If that helps you out.

I don't know

I can't imagine

Why this is "a bad thing"?

Only homosexuals, would have such a fear, of God.

Because, they think they are doomed.

But, they are not.

I, save the homosexuals.

I bring, a golden parachute.

That they did not even know they had, before, talking to me.

And the Jews, simply, have to convert.

Falling off a log.

I bring good news, for everyone.

No one is condemned.

Is the news.

Though, you are going to have to square up, on this grace thing.

For all that, to come true.

I can not save anyone, who does not say grace.

Nobody can.

You have to be normal.

On that issue.

Or no one, can save you.

Not even me.

I could not even save my own mother.

If she did not say grace.
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27-08-2013, 09:52 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Quote:I, save the homosexuals.

I bring, a golden parachute.

So what you're saying is, if I said grace regularly, I'd get into heaven and get a golden parachute?

And that whole thing about how I "shall surely be put to death" I can just forget about about and go on happily comitting heretical "abominations"?

Count me in! Thumbsup
But... about that parachute.. does it have to be golden?

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27-08-2013, 09:52 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Can I just add that the middle letters in 'New Jerusalem" are not USA... they're actually RU.

So it would actually appear that Russia is Jesbus's promised land, not the US.

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27-08-2013, 10:00 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(27-08-2013 09:52 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Can I just add that the middle letters in 'New Jerusalem" are not USA... they're actually RU.

So it would actually appear that Russia is Jesbus's promised land, not the US.

Exactly!

The top level domain for Russia is even .ru so god must have planned this all along. Maybe you should move to Russia.

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27-08-2013, 10:02 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(27-08-2013 09:52 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Can I just add that the middle letters in 'New Jerusalem" are not USA... they're actually RU.

So it would actually appear that Russia is Jesbus's promised land, not the US.

That made my day, Muffs. Heart

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27-08-2013, 10:07 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(27-08-2013 09:52 AM)Taro Wrote:  
Quote:I, save the homosexuals.

I bring, a golden parachute.

So what you're saying is, if I said grace regularly, I'd get into heaven and get a golden parachute?

And that whole thing about how I "shall surely be put to death" I can just forget about about and go on happily committing heretical "abominations"?

Count me in!
But... about that parachute.. does it have to be golden?







A person, who says grace, typically, does not commit any "heretical abominations".

They are "the good people".

Innocent, of everything.

The salt of the earth, I guess, you would say.

If you say grace, you have a hard time sinning, in other areas.

The golden parachute, that I speak of, is the news that "homosexuality, can be forgiven".

And that, homosexuals, CAN, go to Heaven.

Despite, what the bible seems to say.

And they do that, by "being normal", on the rest of the issues.

Namely, by saying grace.

An advertisement, for God, wipes out all sins.

It is your pay, even a homosexual, to go to Heaven.

If you say grace, every meal.

No way around it.
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27-08-2013, 10:08 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(27-08-2013 09:15 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(27-08-2013 08:55 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  So he's the biggest pussy ever. Not surprising as so far he hasn't shown any proof of his existence.







Here is, "irrefutable proof of God's existence".

http://thenewholybible.org/atheists_here...of_God.htm

If that helps you out.

I don't know

I can't imagine

Why this is "a bad thing"?

Only homosexuals, would have such a fear, of God.

Because, they think they are doomed.

But, they are not.

I, save the homosexuals.

I bring, a golden parachute.

That they did not even know they had, before, talking to me.

And the Jews, simply, have to convert.

Falling off a log.

I bring good news, for everyone.

No one is condemned.

Is the news.

Though, you are going to have to square up, on this grace thing.

For all that, to come true.

I can not save anyone, who does not say grace.

Nobody can.

You have to be normal.

On that issue.

Or no one, can save you.

Not even me.

I could not even save my own mother.

If she did not say grace.

So what you're saying is that you don't have faith as faith is spiritual apprehension towards a spiriual set of beliefs or set of religious beliefs rather than proof. Gotcha.

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27-08-2013, 10:14 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(27-08-2013 09:52 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Can I just add that the middle letters in 'New Jerusalem" are not USA... they're actually RU.

So it would actually appear that Russia is Jesbus's promised land, not the US.






Where I live

Is the promised land.

And I live here.

God does not discriminate, however.

Obviously, God loves all his children, and in every land.

But "New JerUSAlem"

Is New JerUSAlem.

It's best

Just to know

Where it's at.
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