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27-08-2013, 10:17 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
... a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.


(27-08-2013 09:15 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Here is, "irrefutable proof of God's existence".




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27-08-2013, 10:19 AM
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(27-08-2013 10:08 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  So what you're saying is that you don't have faith as faith is spiritual apprehension towards a spiritual set of beliefs or set of religious beliefs rather than proof. Gotcha.







I don't care what your faith is.

I care about your behavior.

Faith, you can not measure.

But if you said grace, that, I can see.

Nothing to measure.

No need, to measure.

You either did it

Or you didn't.

Everyone, has a bag of excuses.

How big, is yours?

Is all I care about.

Did, you do it?
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27-08-2013, 10:19 AM
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(27-08-2013 10:07 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(27-08-2013 09:52 AM)Taro Wrote:  So what you're saying is, if I said grace regularly, I'd get into heaven and get a golden parachute?

And that whole thing about how I "shall surely be put to death" I can just forget about about and go on happily committing heretical "abominations"?

Count me in!
But... about that parachute.. does it have to be golden?









A person, who says grace, typically, does not commit any "heretical abominations".

They are "the good people".

Innocent, of everything.

The salt of the earth, I guess, you would say.

If you say grace, you have a hard time sinning, in other areas.

The golden parachute, that I speak of, is the news that "homosexuality, can be forgiven".

And that, homosexuals, CAN, go to Heaven.

Despite, what the bible seems to say.

And they do that, by "being normal", on the rest of the issues.

Namely, by saying grace.

An advertisement, for God, wipes out all sins.

It is your pay, even a homosexual, to go to Heaven.

If you say grace, every meal.

No way around it.

So.. no actual parachute and saying grace will negate my libido.
Now that doesn't sound fun at all. Guess I'll stick with herecy then.

And go easy on the commas, you don't want God looking for a better typist, do you?

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27-08-2013, 10:21 AM
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(27-08-2013 10:14 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(27-08-2013 09:52 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Can I just add that the middle letters in 'New Jerusalem" are not USA... they're actually RU.

So it would actually appear that Russia is Jesbus's promised land, not the US.






Where I live

Is the promised land.

And I live here.

God does not discriminate, however.

Obviously, God loves all his children, and in every land.

But "New JerUSAlem"

Is New JerUSAlem.

It's best

Just to know

Where it's at.

And besides this being based on your craving for attention as to compensate for your family and friends shutting you out of their lives leaving you with nothing but a bunch of junk that no longer works, what exactly is this based on?

The middle letters? As I pointed out, the middle letters are RU which can only be concluded as Russia considering I can't think of any RU countries off the top of my head besides Russia.

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27-08-2013, 10:22 AM
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(27-08-2013 10:17 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Here is, "irrefutable proof of God's existence".






If you can refute the link, you should do so.

That's how that works.
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27-08-2013, 10:33 AM
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(27-08-2013 10:19 AM)Taro Wrote:  So.. no actual parachute and saying grace will negate my libido.
Now that doesn't sound fun at all. Guess I'll stick with herecy then.

And go easy on the commas, you don't want God looking for a better typist, do you?






Well you know, come on now, a homosexual does not want to get anywhere near Hell.

Who gets "the worst punishments in Hell?"

According to "The Apocalypse of Peter", verse 32.

http://thenewholybible.org/the_apocalypse_of_peter.htm

Homosexuals.

Egads, that one gets nasty, no?

I, don't even want to say it.

But, of course, "it is voluntary".

The punishment part, is quite optional.

Reserved, only for people, dumb enough, to wind up in Hell.

So don't go.

And you can still be a homosexual.

It is a good deal.

It really is.

Just say grace.

And, all your sins are forgiven.

If, you do it every time.

Same deal, as ANY human.

No discrimination.

A good deal.
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27-08-2013, 10:36 AM
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Wait, did you just say homosexuality was optional?

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27-08-2013, 10:52 AM
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Quote:It is a good deal.

It really is.

It is not! As you stated earlier, saying grace will prevent me from comitting herecy, thus ruin my sex life. Doesn't sound like a good deal to me. I go with the lake of fire, being roasted, hanging by my feet and whatnot.

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27-08-2013, 11:08 AM
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(27-08-2013 10:36 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Wait, did you just say homosexuality was optional?






I said the punishment is optional.

Whether or not "homosexuality is a choice", or not

Is of no consequence.

God does not care.

And I do not care.

Nobody, cares.

It only matters, if you do it.

That is the violation.

Not, "the feelings", that precluded it.

If you murder a guy, they do not ask you, how you were feeling.

Only, if you did it.

This sin, the same.

That is of no consequence.

It is a sin, be very clear, on that.

But a sin, that does not get you in trouble.

Is barely a sin, trust me on that.

And, if you take my parachute

You, do not, get in any trouble, for being a homosexual.

And my golden parachute is simple.

Say grace, at every meal.

God pays you, for being a billboard, for the Kingdom of God.

And when you drop your head in a restaurant, you are a billboard, believe me.

Use the "powerful advertising effect", for God, that grace prayers have.

To wipe out, blot out, all your other sins.

And bingo.

That, is how you do it.

Pretty reasonable.

And exactly the same, for any human.
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27-08-2013, 11:14 AM
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So... what you're saying is that you're gay?

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