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20-08-2013, 12:06 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 11:22 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 10:16 AM)Jakel Wrote:  Am I the only one who thinks it really creepy that he addresses people "my dear"?

Makes me think he' a homosexual. Consider





Here is a photo of my son, in Iraq.

He is the huge guy, dead center in the photograph.

http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee38...center.jpg

They just took an enemy position.

Overran it, fixed bayonets, the whole deal.

Thank you for your interest, however.

He is a handsome lad.

No?

Yes.
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20-08-2013, 12:08 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Hello demigod,the lesser jahweh Tongue

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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20-08-2013, 12:11 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 11:17 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 10:54 AM)Chas Wrote:  Random, use of commas is, odd. Consider

I'm sticking with mental health issues. Not a Poe.

Given the style... not a Poe but a poe-t.




Thank you for noticing.

I write in haiku.

Because I can.

But that's also from the bible, you know.

"Ah, the Lord thy God, is he not a speaker of parables?"

God writes in poems.

I type them up.

You read them.

And round

And round

We go.
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20-08-2013, 12:17 PM (This post was last modified: 20-08-2013 12:49 PM by Mark Dreher.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 12:08 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  Hello demigod,the lesser jahweh Tongue




Oh my God.

Can you not spell?

DemiGod.

[Image: demis_belt-1.jpg]

Capitals.

On D

And G.

The abuse I suffer.

The abuse I suffer.

Just kidding my dear.

Hello to you.
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20-08-2013, 12:17 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 12:06 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 11:22 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Makes me think he' a homosexual. Consider

Here is a photo of my son, in Iraq.

What does one have to do with the other? Consider

And I can't see him too well in the pic to tell if he's handsome or not, but he does look big.

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20-08-2013, 12:22 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Ah yes, the original bible (i.e. the Japanese version of the Bibah) is my favourite. All in Haiku. And strictly 5, 7, 5.

If god writes them, can you please link to the pdfs of the originals... or are they written in/on stone?

If I was god, I would have learned to type them myself by now.

Your god is a lazy god.

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20-08-2013, 12:24 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 12:17 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Can you not spell?

DemiGod.

Capitols Capitals

Fixt

Thumbsup

No need to thank me.

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20-08-2013, 12:38 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
His picture looks like either he just sucked on a lemon,
or he needs an enema.
I'm here to cure constipation.
One bowel at a time.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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20-08-2013, 12:45 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 12:17 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 12:08 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  Hello demigod,the lesser jahweh Tongue




Oh my God.

Can you not spell?

DemiGod.

[Image: demis_belt-1.jpg]

Capitols.

On D

And G.

The abuse I suffer.

The abuse I suffer.

Just kidding my dear.

Hello to you.

comming from the guy who cant spell capital

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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20-08-2013, 12:52 PM (This post was last modified: 20-08-2013 01:13 PM by Jakel.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 12:11 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 11:17 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Given the style... not a Poe but a poe-t.
Thank you for noticing.
I write in haiku.
Because I can.
But that's also from the bible, you know.
"Ah, the Lord thy God, is he not a speaker of parables?"
God writes in poems.
I type them up.
You read them.
And round
And round
We go.

...5-4-10-15...
I stopped counting at that point.
Haiku, it is not.

Haiku and Yoda grammar in one move. I win.

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you
do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will
understand why I dismiss yours.
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