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28-08-2013, 06:47 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(28-08-2013 10:29 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Hmm..

About four days ago, the beloved one said "do a search on 'atheism forums'".

And, then go to the introductions page, and just introduce yourself.

This way "Hey homeys, my name is Mark Dreher, pleased to meet you".

So I did.

How did god communicate with you on this occasion? Is it like a voice in your head speaking directly to you?

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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28-08-2013, 06:50 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(28-08-2013 05:01 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  A "baldy"
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Is "a loose slut". Whom, you have sex with. But not children.

Nope. That applies to all women.

But with a baldy, you don't get hair stuck in your teeth.

Or furballs.

Wink

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28-08-2013, 06:58 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(28-08-2013 04:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
And why oh why can't we have THE ONE, THE TRUE MARK DREHER? Dude seems pretty cool. Why we get stuck with the AntiMark? Weeping
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Thanks for the link, Girly. This looks like it's worth reading.

But I'm just an untrustworthy messiah-murdering Jew, so my opinion don't count.

Dodgy

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28-08-2013, 08:04 PM (This post was last modified: 28-08-2013 10:08 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(28-08-2013 06:47 PM)bemore Wrote:  How did god communicate with you on this occasion? Is it like a voice in your head speaking directly to you?

It's via a PO Box in Brainerd Minnesota 125 miles away of where he thinks he lives.

(28-08-2013 06:58 PM)DLJ Wrote:  But I'm just an untrustworthy messiah-murdering Jew, so my opinion don't count.

Well at least you ain't a wop. Drinking Beverage

There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide. -Camus
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29-08-2013, 12:54 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(28-08-2013 06:47 PM)bemore Wrote:  How did god communicate with you on this occasion? Is it like a voice in your head speaking directly to you?






God is not "a voice in my head" my dear

I am the High Priest.

The "Eternal High Priest".

In the bible, I am called "The High Priest after the Order of Melchizedek".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melchizedek

God's spouse.

God, is a being, sitting three feet from me, to my left.

Right now.

This is written

"He sits at the right hand of God".

There are "two thrones" in Heaven.

One for God.

And a lesser one

For me.

God does not "speak in my head".

She does it

Like a human would.

We kiss for hours.

Everyday.

My job, about eight hours, per day

Is just "to kiss God".

And that's a fact.
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29-08-2013, 01:22 AM (This post was last modified: 29-08-2013 03:21 AM by Mark Dreher.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(28-08-2013 05:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Well then, technically they didn't actually take "the Messiah and they beat him to a pulp. And they hung him on a tree. To die. If I remember correctly. And, I think I do. I think I do." I ain't no lawyer, but I've had enough experience with the Man to know you better get your charges right if you wanna make 'em stick. And those FUCKING WOPS still scare me a hell of a lot more than those GODDAM JEWS.







God has no prejudice against "wops".

Salt of the earth.

God loves all her children.

She HATES, defective, and out of date, and quite defunct, religions.

Only.

The Talmud, is "the most foul and corrupt document, EVER created".

What does the Talmud say?

It says "a Jew can steal".

It says "a Jew can murder".

It says "a Jew can have sex, with any child over three years old".

i.e. pedophiles.

It says "a Jew's fingernail, is worth a hundred Muslims".

It says "the virgin Mary, was a whore".

It says "Jesus is being boiled in "hot excrement".

And on

And on

And on.

The whole thing is corrupt.

Foul.

Black.

You know, I read an article, from some poor Jewish girl, and her horror, at finding out, exactly what is actually in the Talmud.

It will open your eyes.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...201AApTcHr

If you find a "wop"

Give him your wallet.

As he, would give it back.

But, if you turn your back to one of "these ones"

He would bury a blade to the hilt in it.

Trust me.
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29-08-2013, 01:24 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 12:54 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  God is not "a voice in my head" my dear
I am the High Priest.
The "Eternal High Priest".
In the bible, I am called "The High Priest after the Order of Melchizedek".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melchizedek
God's spouse.
God, is a being, sitting three feet from me, to my left.
Right now.
This is written
"He sits at the right hand of God".
There are "two thrones" in Heaven.
One for God.
And a lesser one
For me.
God does not "speak in my head".
She does it
Like a human would.
We kiss for hours.
Everyday.
My job, about eight hours, per day
Is just "to kiss God".
And that's a fact.

I presume when you say kissing god you mean it metaphorically (hence your usage of "") and not like literally you were kissing another person.

I understand that when people say that god "speaks" to them, it isn't necessarily in verbal words/thoughts but sometimes in actions or signs that they see, sometimes quite subtle and sometimes quite plainly.

How would you best describe your communication with her? Does it happen daily and has she ever asked anything of you that you initially didn't want to do but that you felt like you had/wished to submit to.

Does she give you advice/guidance or are they orders/commands???

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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29-08-2013, 01:27 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(28-08-2013 06:58 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Thanks for the link, Girly. This looks like it's worth reading.

But I'm just an untrustworthy messiah-murdering Jew, so my opinion don't count.






God has no prejudice against "Jews".

God has a prejudice against "members of Judaism".

A voluntary choice.

Totally voluntary.

You can be, what ever you want.

The pastor at my church

Is "a former member of Judaism".

So, that is no problem.

You just have to renounce Judaism.

To be, in God's good graces.

Very easy.
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29-08-2013, 01:27 AM
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Sits on the right hand of god ?
Acts as the right hand of god when god wants to work one out ?
Does your face act as the throne 8 hours a day for god to sit on ?

That gives kissing ass a whole new meaning.
One person's heaven is another person's hell.
Puckered up on an asshole 8 hours a day doesn't sound like heaven to me.

To each his own

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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29-08-2013, 01:46 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 01:24 AM)bemore Wrote:  I presume when you say kissing god you mean it metaphorically (hence your usage of "") and not like literally you were kissing another person.

I understand that when people say that god "speaks" to them, it isn't necessarily in verbal words/thoughts but sometimes in actions or signs that they see, sometimes quite subtle and sometimes quite plainly.

How would you best describe your communication with her? Does it happen daily and has she ever asked anything of you that you initially didn't want to do but that you felt like you had/wished to submit to.

Does she give you advice/guidance or are they orders/commands???






No metaphors, I mean literally.

My biggest trouble "is chapped lips".

And all day long, I am fighting that, butter, vaseline, etc..

God speaks to me, in various ways

Directly, like any human, talking to you.

In my mind, on occasion.

Through dreams.

And through visions.

The whole gamut.

Does my communication "happen daily?"

Oh my God.

You do not know what a High Priest does.

God does not eat

Lest I prepare it.

God does not drink

Lest I bring the cup.

I blow God's nose.

For example.

Does she ask me to do stuff, that I do not want to do?

Hmm..

Not really.

It is my honor, to do, what ever she wants.

God many times, has said "why don't we just kill all the humans, and just live together?"

Really.

I have talked God out of that

About four times.

Every human, owes me their life.

The truth be told.

Because, I saved it.

Is it "advise, or commands", you ask?

Oh my God.

Holy smoke.

Holy smokers.

God don't give "advice".

You know, traditionally, the High Priest, in the Old Temple, had a rope, or a cord, tied to him.

As he entered the Holy of Holies.

He, was attached, to a tether.

Because, if he displeased God

He was dead.

And they needed the rope

To pull his body out.

Of the Holy of Holies.

God don't give advice.

You do it

Or, you are dead.

Two options.

Only.
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