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29-08-2013, 08:44 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
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29-08-2013, 08:45 AM
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(29-08-2013 08:31 AM)Anjele Wrote:  You are such a scumbag that you will post the direct link of a family friend. You are such a classless piece of slime.







Todd Strickland

Is a "martyr".

He died, just so that MANY, will live.

I am telling you that God is now killing atheists.

And they die, for no "apparent" reason.

Some additional obituaries.

Of people caught up, in this emerging Holocaust.

The young star of Rizzoli and Isles, Lee Thompson Young.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Thompson_Young

The young star of That Seventies Show, Lisa Robin Kelly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Robin_Kelly

I am not kidding around here my dears.

You have another grace prayer

In about two hours..

I

Would do it.
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29-08-2013, 08:49 AM
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You are scum...I don't give a damn if it's due your religious beliefs or your mental illness or the earwigs eating your brain.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
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29-08-2013, 08:49 AM
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(29-08-2013 08:36 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Please change your avatar, I got a good one for ya:
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Don't forget to write some Paul fan fics aswell. I'm sure the god inside your brain would like to use them for some kinky roleplaying later on.







What a handsome fellow.

No?

My God

Satan, is in trouble.
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29-08-2013, 08:51 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 08:49 AM)Anjele Wrote:  You are scum...I don't give a damn if it's due your religious beliefs or your mental illness or the earwigs eating your brain.






Translated

This guy ain't a pushover.

Shoot.

Hoping for that.
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29-08-2013, 08:52 AM
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(29-08-2013 05:21 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(29-08-2013 04:50 AM)DLJ Wrote:  How do small furry animals get to heaven?

However, your dog Fido

He does not go.

I reckon I can teach Fido to say grace.

He already can do the first bit "Grrrr" so how hard can it be?

Dodgy

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29-08-2013, 08:55 AM
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(29-08-2013 08:52 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I reckon I can teach Fido to say grace.

He already can do the first bit "Grrrr" so how hard can it be?







Unfortunately, there is no provision for your personal pets to go to Heaven.

Your wife, you will meet.

Your Mom, your Dad.

But, not your dog.

You will get a new dog

If you like dogs.
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29-08-2013, 09:07 AM
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(29-08-2013 08:55 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
You will get a new dog
If you like dogs.

They can be very tasty.

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29-08-2013, 09:21 AM
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(29-08-2013 09:07 AM)DLJ Wrote:  They can be very tasty.





Well, a member of Judaism, like yourself, would benefit the most, in judging the veracity of that religion, by looking at all the "alterations, from the original texts", that the Jews have made, to their version of the bible.

Now, I bet you did not know, that the Jews now use "a doctored bible?"

And altered bible.

A fake o.

They took out all old testament references to Jesus!!!

And they DID NOT, tell you about it.

It is a shocking story.

http://thenewholybible.org/the_tanach_ha...ctored.htm

Actually.

And probably

The reason, you are an atheist.
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29-08-2013, 09:33 AM
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^^^

Hahahah!

You crack me up.

Mods? I have a suggestion:

We should have a new Comedy section for all the threads like this one and all the ones in the past that have full-tilt ribaldry.

Also in that section should be:
http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...kes-thread
http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...n-is-wrong
http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...t-religion

I would hate to think that readers might be missing all this humour because they think it's a serious thread just because it's in the Theism section.

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