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20-08-2013, 12:54 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 12:17 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 12:06 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Here is a photo of my son, in Iraq.

What does one have to do with the other? Consider

And I can't see him too well in the pic to tell if he's handsome or not, but he does look big.



Well homosexuals don't usually have kids, you know.

I am a heterosexual.

And yes he is big, I am 6 foot 7 inches.

And he, is about the same.

Technically, I am what is call a "Metatron", a Metatron Angel.

And those, are always very big, and very tall.

Scary.

Overwhelming.

They win battles, every time.
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20-08-2013, 12:56 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Am I high? Blink

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

We're all mad here. The Cheshire Cat

Are my Chakras on straight?
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20-08-2013, 12:58 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 12:22 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Ah yes, the original bible (i.e. the Japanese version of the Bibah) is my favourite. All in Haiku. And strictly 5, 7, 5.

If god writes them, can you please link to the pdfs of the originals... or are they written in/on stone?

If I was god, I would have learned to type them myself by now.

Your god is a lazy god.




God, does not do ANY physical labor.

I mean nothing.

I have to spoon feed God, his meals.

Blow his nose.

Hold the drinking cup to his lips, etc..

Everything.

The attendant to God, really attends.
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20-08-2013, 12:58 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 12:56 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Am I high? Blink

This is a bit like an LSD flashback, not that I'd know anything about that.Angel

" Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous."
David Hume
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20-08-2013, 01:00 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 12:56 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Am I high? Blink




Do you know that marijuana is all over the bible?

And that Jesus got high everyday?

That is a fact.

Not commonly known.

http://thenewholybible.org/marijuana_in_the_bible.htm

God gets high.

More than you, I bet.
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20-08-2013, 01:03 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 01:00 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 12:56 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Am I high? Blink



Do you know that marijuana is all over the bible?

And that Jesus got high everyday?

That is a fact.

Not commonly known.

http://thenewholybible.org/marijuana_in_the_bible.htm

God gets high.

More than you, I bet.

So... are you high right now? It would explain a lot.

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you
do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will
understand why I dismiss yours.
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20-08-2013, 01:08 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 01:00 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 12:56 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Am I high? Blink




Do you know that marijuana is all over the bible?

And that Jesus got high everyday?

That is a fact.

Not commonly known.

http://thenewholybible.org/marijuana_in_the_bible.htm

God gets high.

More than you, I bet.

If you smoke any pot, you smoke more than I do. Not my drug of choice, thanks.

And you may need to back away from the pipe for a little bit. Reefer Madness is starting to seem real.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

We're all mad here. The Cheshire Cat

Are my Chakras on straight?
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20-08-2013, 01:09 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Man,you are one hilarious demigod

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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20-08-2013, 01:12 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Wut is......I don't even.....

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20-08-2013, 01:15 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 01:03 PM)Jakel Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 01:00 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Do you know that marijuana is all over the bible?

And that Jesus got high everyday?

That is a fact.

Not commonly known.

http://thenewholybible.org/marijuana_in_the_bible.htm

God gets high.

More than you, I bet.

So... are you high right now? It would explain a lot.



Me?

No, not right now.

But it is not a sin, marijuana.

If it's in the bible, it is okey doke.

People tend to think that God is here to "ruin your day".

Quite the opposite, God LOVES TO PARTY.

Has been my experience.

In fact, about a week ago, we just finished a thing called "The Shekinah's Jubilee".

And that is a "15 day party", from Aug 1, to Aug 15.

To celebrate God's birthday.

God's birthday is August 11th, in case you did not know.

Mine is in March.

15 days of drunken debauchery.

Man, what a party it was, this year.

Epic.
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