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29-08-2013, 09:44 AM (This post was last modified: 29-08-2013 12:25 PM by Mark Dreher.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 09:33 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Hahahah!

You crack me up.

Mods? I have a suggestion:

We should have a new Comedy section for all the threads like this one and all the ones in the past that have full-tilt ribaldry.

I would hate to think that readers might be missing all this humor because they think it's a serious thread just because it's in the Theism section.





You forgot one little part.

You did not in anyway address the link, where I say that "the Jews now use a false, doctored, fake o, bible".

Altered, and falsified, from the original texts.

I would think, if you found out, that "the Tanach has been doctored", you would thank me.

For telling you.

You see, Psalm 22:16/17 actually says "They have pierced my hands and my feet". Very very clear evidence of the crucifixion. But they just deleted that verse, and its clear, pinpoint identification of the Messiah, in your copy.

Thought you might like to know.

You have been bamboozled. You have been hoodwinked. And you have been snookered. You have no idea at all what God has said because you labor under a fake bible.

Your own elders have conspired against you to ensure your demise and to make certain that

You never even had a chance.
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29-08-2013, 09:52 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
I haven't looked at any of your links.

It's 2013.

I know all I need to know about bronze age mythology.

I'm just enjoying all the anomalies, inconsistencies and hypocrisy of your posts.

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29-08-2013, 10:00 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 09:52 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I haven't looked at any of your links.

It's 2013.

I know all I need to know about bronze age mythology.

I'm just enjoying all the anomalies, inconsistencies and hypocrisy of your posts.







Well, I think your fate is pretty well set then, my dear.

To be honest.

We don't want it to get crowded, up there.

Ruins

The exclusivity.

And

I think I did show you "photos of God".

That I took

http://thenewholybible.org/picture_of_th..._glory.htm

No?

I think yes.
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29-08-2013, 10:05 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
So its not ok for others to change the bible but OK for you to.

Nutty as a squirrel, are you. Just promise me this, if the voices in your head ever, ever instruct you to harm or endanger another human being, please reach out to a mental health professional. Your "god" who is supposedly all-powerful, should not ask you to do their dirty work for them. Let them do that and please seek help. That's all I ask.
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29-08-2013, 10:14 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Oh dear, my dear.

Are you saying you can't convert me?

Yippee! I am the atheist that got away.

Victory is mine.


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29-08-2013, 10:23 AM (This post was last modified: 29-08-2013 11:17 AM by Mark Dreher.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 10:05 AM)devilsadvoc8 Wrote:  So its not ok for others to change the bible but OK for you to.

Nutty as a squirrel, are you. Just promise me this, if the voices in your head ever, ever instruct you to harm or endanger another human being, please reach out to a mental health professional. Your "god" who is supposedly all-powerful, should not ask you to do their dirty work for them. Let them do that and please seek help. That's all I ask.





I did not "change the bible".

I gave you an update.

And, it was not actually "me", who did it.

I am the typist

God, is the author.

And you would expect Jesus

To have a little "new info", would you not?

But that info, CAN NOT conflict, with anything, that came before.

It is more for clarity.

And, to clear misconceptions.

Like the misconception that "homosexuals can not go to Heaven".

They can.

Things like this.

The Metatron, is a teacher.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metatron

Who normally, teaches children.

i.e. children, who die at a young age.

Or, are killed by abortions.

Their education is finished

By Metatron.

That is my normal duties

When I am off the earth.

Like a Sunday school teacher.
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29-08-2013, 10:27 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
If my dog is gay, can he go to heaven?

"Christianity is like a diet where you eat lots of chocolate cake all week, and then on Sunday you mentally scold yourself and "try again" only to repeat the cycle." - Buddy Christ
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29-08-2013, 10:35 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 10:27 AM)Shannow Wrote:  If my dog is gay, can he go to heaven?








Dogs, are never gay.

Right?

Not that I am aware of.

Here is an additional "proof".

Just for a jolly joker.

http://thenewholybible.org/the_sacred_fo..._stone.htm

Like yourself.

Two, never before seen symbols, on "the holiest spot on the face of the earth".

The Temple Mount.

In Jerusalem, Israel.

Very fun

For jolly jokers.

"Splain that, Lucy"
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29-08-2013, 10:40 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 10:35 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Dogs, are never gay.

Except when they are

"Christianity is like a diet where you eat lots of chocolate cake all week, and then on Sunday you mentally scold yourself and "try again" only to repeat the cycle." - Buddy Christ
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29-08-2013, 11:23 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 10:40 AM)Shannow Wrote:  Except when they are





That, is funny.

Talk about grasping at straws.

You do not have to "justify homosexuality", to me.

I, don't care all that much about it.

Or if they get married, or whatever.

A non issue.

Gays can go to Heaven.

If they want to.

Say grace.
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