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30-08-2013, 10:04 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 02:36 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  All righty then.

It is 3AM.

Metatron

Is ready

To rock.

Why does Metatron get up at 3AM?

You may ask.

Because God is bored

At 3AM.

All the children, are asleep.

Nobody, to play with.

So she gets Metatron, up.

He, will play with her

At any hour.

Just as good.

As 7 billion children.

7 billion children

In one hand

Are not worth as much

As one Metatron

To God.

She would rather

They all die

Than Metatron.

And that's a fact.

You, are an atheist, you say?

My goodness.

How unusual.

I could prove to you, that God is real, in FIVE MINUTES.

Maybe, three.

On good day.

Tis my honor

To do so

For you.

Right now.

For your perusal, this link.

http://thenewholybible.org/atheists_here...of_God.htm

Should, do it.

But if need more

Come to the well.

Anytime, my dear.

You are welcome.

Signed,

Metatron.

It sounds a little sketchy to me.

Firstly, the chances of several bad events happening on the same date don't seem too remote given the timespan here. Secondly, even if the chances were very small, coincidences happen. Again, given the timespan it would be foolish to assume humanity wouldn't be faced with a few such coincidences and this could be one of them. Thirdly, some quick googling led me to the suggestion that some of those events may have occurred around the date, but not on it. They may have simply been tagged on to strengthen the belief.

You alluded to having further evidence?

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30-08-2013, 10:11 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 10:04 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  It sounds a little sketchy to me.

Firstly, the chances of several bad events happening on the same date don't seem too remote given the timespan here. Secondly, even if the chances were very small, coincidences happen. Again, given the timespan it would be foolish to assume humanity wouldn't be faced with a few such coincidences and this could be one of them. Thirdly, some quick googling led me to the suggestion that some of those events may have occurred around the date, but not on it. They may have simply been tagged on to strengthen the belief.

You alluded to having further evidence?







Oh sure.

The "Tisha B'Av curse" on Judaism, is even spoken of by the largest of the Jewish organizations on the internet, Chabad.org.

Chabad

Practically says that "Judaism is cursed".

But we don't know why.

Here is the article.

http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cd...-of-Av.htm

I think they are saying to "abandon Judaism".

And that, is the largest Jewish organization on the internet.

And they say to abandon it

Because of

Tisha B'Av.
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30-08-2013, 10:20 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 10:11 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Oh sure.

The "Tisha B'Av curse" on Judaism, is even spoken of by the largest of the Jewish organizations on the internet, Chabad.org.

Chabad

Practically says that "Judaism is cursed".

But we don't know why.

Here is the article.

http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cd...-of-Av.htm

I think they are saying to "abandon Judaism".

And that, is the largest Jewish organization on the internet.

And they say to abandon it

Because of

Tisha B'Av.

Ironically I actually read that article earlier when googling the topic. Wikipedia disputes the dates of some of the events but, even if we accept your dates as true, all it would reveal is a coincidence (or perhaps not, I don't know the odds). Many people testify to bad things happening on Friday 13th, I don't believe it is cursed though.

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30-08-2013, 10:59 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 10:20 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  Ironically I actually read that article earlier when googling the topic. Wikipedia disputes the dates of some of the events but, even if we accept your dates as true, all it would reveal is a coincidence (or perhaps not, I don't know the odds). Many people testify to bad things happening on Friday 13th, I don't believe it is cursed though.








Well no, you know, this is A HUGE timespan.

Three thousand, three hundred years, of misery.

All on one date.

Why one date?

So you know who sent it.

God.

It speaks, as to the "viability", of that particular religion.

You know, in the bible, there is a thing, called "The Final Reaping".

Of the Jews.

I do that.

Me.

And I do that, through, the "Tisha B'Av curse".

Just

Talking about it.

Brings the whole house of cards

Down.

You are welcome.

Earth.
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30-08-2013, 11:10 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 10:59 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Well no, you know, this is A HUGE timespan.

Three thousand, three hundred years, of misery.

All on one date.

Why one date?

So you know who sent it.

God.

It speaks, as to the "viability", of that particular religion.

You know, in the bible, there is a thing, called "The Final Reaping".

Of the Jews.

I do that.

Me.

And I do that, through, the "Tisha B'Av curse".

Just

Talking about it.

Brings the whole house of cards

Down.

You are welcome.

Earth.

I think we're gonna have to accept we have differing opinions on the whole "Tisha B'av curse" thing. I'm really not seeing it as evidence for the existence of a deity.

You have any evidence that isn't to do with Tisha B'av?

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30-08-2013, 11:35 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 11:10 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  I think we're gonna have to accept we have differing opinions on the whole "Tisha B'av curse" thing. I'm really not seeing it as evidence for the existence of a deity.

You have any evidence that isn't to do with Tisha B'av?








Tons, and tons, and tons.

Here, are photographs of God, that I took.

http://thenewholybible.org/picture_of_th..._glory.htm

Did you look at that already?

Mostly, I have proof as to who I am.

The bible, in both the old testament, and in the new, says that the Second Coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh.

This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.

And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.

Here are photos, of that thigh.

http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm

"Physical signs".

Impossible

To reproduce.
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30-08-2013, 02:43 PM
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I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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30-08-2013, 03:03 PM (This post was last modified: 30-08-2013 03:09 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(29-08-2013 09:22 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(29-08-2013 03:55 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Could it be? Could it really be? Are we the first forum to weather the dreaded Dreher derechco drivel shitstorm without banning him? Oh please God, pretty pretty please God, let it be so.

Last post for him silly.

I still got love for Girlyman.

So your blessing continues.

Weeping
ELOI ELOI LAMA SABACTHANI?
Weeping

There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide. -Camus
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30-08-2013, 03:12 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 03:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ELOI ELOI LAMA SABACTHANI?







You talk funny.

If you want to know the secret, hidden meaning, of the words "My God, my God, why have thou forsaken me?"

This, I can tell you.

http://thenewholybible.org/secret_hidden...my_god.htm

It is NOT

What you think.

That's for sure.
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30-08-2013, 03:15 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 11:35 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Tons, and tons, and tons.

Here, are photographs of God, that I took.

http://thenewholybible.org/picture_of_th..._glory.htm

Did you look at that already?

Mostly, I have proof as to who I am.

The bible, in both the old testament, and in the new, says that the Second Coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh.

This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.

And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.

Here are photos, of that thigh.

http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm

"Physical signs".

Impossible

To reproduce.

Sorry dude, I'm really not seeing it in the photos, it just looks like pictures of some trees to me.

On the whole thigh thing both of those verses mention thighs but neither seem to say anything about big thighs. One says that "he" will have his name written on his thigh, the other appears to be an instruction to strike your thigh.

If I'm honest I'm yet to see anything that makes me remotely question my world view.

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