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30-08-2013, 03:40 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 03:15 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Sorry dude, I'm really not seeing it in the photos, it just looks like pictures of some trees to me.

On the whole thigh thing both of those verses mention thighs but neither seem to say anything about big thighs. One says that "he" will have his name written on his thigh, the other appears to be an instruction to strike your thigh.

If I'm honest I'm yet to see anything that makes me remotely question my world view.







Oh well, another one lost.

This happens to me, all the time.

Fell, through the grates.

Shoot.

Alright

What is left?

7 billion back ups.

Oh, thank goodness.

Got to fix that grate.

By the way.

The new bible

Was published, on a certain date.

And, at a certain time.

This is in the PERMANENT, public record.

And you can look that up, on the official "whois", for the website.

http://www.whois.net/whois/thenewholybible.org

"The New Holy Bible" was first published on Sunday May 1st, 2011.

And as a sign to prove the validity of his new bible.

The Father killed Osama Bin Laden.

The most wanted terrorist on the face of the earth.

Just two minutes later.

Holy Shit!

What a coincidence.

My goodness

I have to stop doing that.

It is

Annoying.

Two minutes later.

Osama Bin Laden

"The most wanted terrorist on the face of the earth".

Had a bullet

Rip

Through his head.

Ya baby.

This is a fake o.

Um.. Hmm..
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30-08-2013, 03:47 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 03:40 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Oh well, another one lost.

This happens to me, all the time.

Fell, through the grates.

Shoot.

Alright

What is left?

7 billion back ups.

Oh, thank goodness.

Got to fix that grate.

By the way.

The new bible

Was published, on a certain date.

And, at a certain time.

This is in the PERMANENT, public record.

And you can look that up, on the official "whois", for the website.

http://www.whois.net/whois/thenewholybible.org

"The New Holy Bible" was first published on Sunday May 1st, 2011.

And as a sign to prove the validity of his new bible.

The Father killed Osama Bin Laden.

The most wanted terrorist on the face of the earth.

Just two minutes later.

Holy Shit!

What a coincidence.

My goodness

I have to stop doing that.

It is

Annoying.

Two minutes later.

Osama Bin Laden

"The most wanted terrorist on the face of the earth".

Had a bullet

Rip

Through his head.

Ya baby.

This is a fake o.

Um.. Hmm..

Wasn't Bin Laden killed on the Second of May? Besides, I'm sure many books worldwide were published (or some other milestone on that path) just before a major world event. What would stop any of those authors claiming their book was divine and inspired God to cause the event?

Have you given up on my soul by the way, your post seemed to suggest it?

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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30-08-2013, 04:08 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 03:12 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(30-08-2013 03:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ELOI ELOI LAMA SABACTHANI?

You talk funny.

Laughat hahahahaha ... you funnyman. .... hahahahaha

(30-08-2013 03:12 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  If you want to know the secret, hidden meaning, of the words "My God, my God, why have thou forsaken me?"

This, I can tell you.

http://thenewholybible.org/secret_hidden...my_god.htm

That actually resembles something of a semblance of something that almost looks like it makes sense. ... Blink ... Blink ... Shocking ... Thank God I got my shrink on speed dial. "Yeah, this is Bob I need to make another emergency appointment. Batshit insane people are starting to make sense to me again." Big Grin

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30-08-2013, 04:12 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 03:47 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Wasn't Bin Laden killed on the Second of May? Besides, I'm sure many books worldwide were published (or some other milestone on that path) just before a major world event. What would stop any of those authors claiming their book was divine and inspired God to cause the event?

Have you given up on my soul by the way, your post seemed to suggest it?







He died on the 1st.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Osama_bin_Laden

You must take into account, the time difference.

Quote.

Osama Bin Laden, the founder and head of the Islamist militant group al-Qaeda, was killed in Pakistan on May 2, 2011, shortly after 1:00 am PKT[1][2] (20:00 UTC, May 1) by Navy SEALs of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare Development Group

End quote.

Signs

Signs

Everywhere

Signs.

Also, I have not given up on your soul.

I do not do that.

You do.

I am like a Terminator.

I never stop.

Why should I?

I can be insulted, to the point that "I will renounce you".

And

That is bad.

Because, God, to be polite, will honor, my hatred.

Always has.

But

That has not happen.

I has messing with you.
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30-08-2013, 04:23 PM
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(30-08-2013 04:08 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  That actually resembles something of a semblance of something that almost looks like it makes sense. Thank God I got my shrink on speed dial. "Yeah, this is Bob I need to make another emergency appointment.








"The Second Coming", my dear.

I know

All secrets.

Every frikkin one.
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30-08-2013, 04:26 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 04:12 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  He died on the 1st.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Osama_bin_Laden

You must take into account, the time difference.

Quote.

Osama Bin Laden, the founder and head of the Islamist militant group al-Qaeda, was killed in Pakistan on May 2, 2011, shortly after 1:00 am PKT[1][2] (20:00 UTC, May 1) by Navy SEALs of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare Development Group

End quote.

Signs

Signs

Everywhere

Signs.

Also, I have not given up on your soul.

I do not do that.

You do.

I am like a Terminator.

I never stop.

Why should I?

I can be insulted, to the point that "I will renounce you".

And

That is bad.

Because, God, to be polite, will honor, my hatred.

Always has.

But

That has not happen.

I has messing with you.

Good point, I'd forgotten the time difference. My other point still stands though what you say to that? (Here it is if you missed it: "I'm sure many books worldwide were published (or some other milestone on that path) just before a major world event. What would stop any of those authors claiming their book was divine and inspired God to cause the event?")

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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30-08-2013, 04:43 PM
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(30-08-2013 04:23 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  I know. All secrets. Every frikkin one.

Yabut, did you know I slap my Androgel on my balls even though they expressly tell me not to? Bet you didn't. Tongue

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30-08-2013, 04:49 PM
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(30-08-2013 04:26 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Good point, I'd forgotten the time difference. My other point still stands though what you say to that? (Here it is if you missed it: "I'm sure many books worldwide were published (or some other milestone on that path) just before a major world event. What would stop any of those authors claiming their book was divine and inspired God to cause the event?")







There has only been ONE, new bible published, in some 2000 years.

Mine.

And

I already answered that by saying "Signs, signs, everywhere signs".

And that means, traditionally, that prophets "are proven" by signs.

That is how you prove a prophet.

What kind of "signs", does he have?

And

How many?

I come

With bags, of them.

Boxes, full of them.

Shopping carts.

Semi's.

Full of signs.

You

"Add them up".

Then

You believe.
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30-08-2013, 04:50 PM
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30-08-2013, 04:53 PM
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(30-08-2013 04:43 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Yabut, did you know I slap my Androgel on my balls even though they expressly tell me not to? Bet you didn't.








Androgel, will make you go bald.

And causes prostate cancer.

You will trim many years off your life.

With that shit.

As in

All secrets.
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