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30-08-2013, 05:09 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
^^ Dishing out medical advice now are we ? Sweet fuck you're... GAAAAAAAAAA. Words cannot express what a total incompetent fool you are.
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30-08-2013, 05:28 PM (This post was last modified: 30-08-2013 05:32 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 04:53 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(30-08-2013 04:43 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Yabut, did you know I slap my Androgel on my balls even though they expressly tell me not to? Bet you didn't.

Androgel, will make you go bald.

HA! You false prophet. While the natural metabolism of supplemental testosterone to DHT may accelerate balding in men who have the gene for male pattern baldness, it don't do dick to men who ain't got the gene. Girly's hair is every bit as thick and luxurious at 51 as it was when I was 17 (albeit a bit more gray) and I been juicing going on 7 years now. Tongue

(30-08-2013 04:53 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  And causes prostate cancer.

HA! You false prophet. It is becoming generally accepted within the medical community that, like breast cancer, estrogen is the culprit behind prostate cancer, not testosterone. Tongue

(30-08-2013 04:53 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  You will trim many years off your life.

HA! You false prophet. Testosterone's main role is as a repair hormone. Its cardioprotective benefits are well documented. Osteoporosis too. TRT will add many years to my life. ... And I'm gonna experience spontaneous erections like when I was 17 the entire time. Tongue

(30-08-2013 04:53 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  With that shit. As in. All secrets.

HA! You false prophet. Bob's your prophet. Tongue

#sigh
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30-08-2013, 10:07 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 05:28 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  HA! You false prophet. While the natural metabolism of supplemental testosterone to DHT may accelerate balding in men who have the gene for male pattern baldness, it don't do dick to men who ain't got the gene. Girly's hair is every bit as thick and luxurious at 51 as it was when I was 17 (albeit a bit more gray) and I been juicing going on 7 years now. Tongue

HA! You false prophet. It is becoming generally accepted within the medical community that, like breast cancer, estrogen is the culprit behind prostate cancer, not testosterone. Tongue

HA! You false prophet. Testosterone's main role is as a repair hormone. Its cardioprotective benefits are well documented. Osteoporosis too. TRT will add many years to my life. ... And I'm gonna experience spontaneous erections like when I was 17 the entire time.

HA! You false prophet. Bob's your prophet.






Holy shit Girly

You did not know that "bumping up your testosterone, causes prostate cancer?"

Oh my God.

You are in a little trouble, my dear.

It says that, RIGHT ON THE LABEL.

Testosterone, and old age, they DO NOT mix.

You will "be extra horny", for a few couple years

And then you will croak.

I talk about the horrors, of excess testosterone, in the chapter called, "The Super Nutrients, you will now live to the age of 120".

But you WILL NOT

If you mess with that baldness causing, prostate cancer causing, shit.

http://thenewholybible.org/the_super_nutrients.htm

Don't EVER, rub that shit on you again.

Get better porn, or something.

Oh my goodness.

I forget

How uneducated

Humans are.

Holy scrumples.

Poison.
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30-08-2013, 10:13 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 05:09 PM)morondog Wrote:  ^^ Dishing out medical advice now are we ?





My dear

Morondog.

You are in the Millennium.

Somehow, you found a way, to be alive, right now.

The "Children of the Millennium"

Live to

120 years old.

And that's a fact.

But, you will not do it

Unless, you adhere to EVERY PIECE OF ADVICE, I give you.

One hair off

And you will croak at seventy.

This is the Millennium.

And somehow

You got in.
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30-08-2013, 10:23 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 10:13 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(30-08-2013 05:09 PM)morondog Wrote:  ^^ Dishing out medical advice now are we ?





My dear

Morondog.

You are in the Millennium.

Somehow, you found a way, to be alive, right now.

The "Children of the Millennium"

Live to

120 years old.

Ooooh. This'll be fun because I suspect you might be referring to the very Bible verse that turned me atheist. (Though I suspect that based on the amount of crazy present in this thread my efforts will be in vain) Funnily enough I made a post about it earlier today. I know you have your "New Holy Bible" but I suspect some similarities. Man can't live past a hundred and twenty years, right? That's what God said. Or something like this

Now then, Genesis 6:3 states "Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years." I didn't care enough to look too far into your own Bible but based on your statement there is probably something similar somewhere in it. If however the maximum age that humans can live to is 120 years old, as you are suggesting with your statement and as Genesis 6:3 states, then why did Jeanne Calment live to be 122? Why is there a Bolivian man who is 123? I'd go into how that means the Bible isn't the word of God but I suspect you already think that or else you wouldn't have written your own Bible.

I haven't really been keeping up with this thread so maybe all of my efforts are for naught. Oh well.

PS: Please get mental help.
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30-08-2013, 11:54 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 10:23 PM)southernbelle Wrote:  Ooooh. This'll be fun because I suspect you might be referring to the very Bible verse that turned me atheist. (Though I suspect that based on the amount of crazy present in this thread my efforts will be in vain) Funnily enough I made a post about it earlier today. I know you have your "New Holy Bible" but I suspect some similarities. Man can't live past a hundred and twenty years, right? That's what God said. Or something like this

Now then, Genesis 6:3 states "Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years." I didn't care enough to look too far into your own Bible but based on your statement there is probably something similar somewhere in it. If however the maximum age that humans can live to is 120 years old, as you are suggesting with your statement and as Genesis 6:3 states, then why did Jeanne Calment live to be 122? Why is there a Bolivian man who is 123? I'd go into how that means the Bible isn't the word of God but I suspect you already think that or else you wouldn't have written your own Bible.

I haven't really been keeping up with this thread so maybe all of my efforts are for naught. Oh well.








Ha ha ha.

The Southerbell, "knows that humans are supposed to live to 120 years old".

What a biblical scholar you are!

I am impressed.

Yes, it is my unfortunate duty.

To tell you

THAT YOU WILL NOW LIVE TO 120 YEARS OLD.

With this dam "Millennium"

Starting.

What a crock.

What a piece of shit.

I did not get a vote on this.

AND I AM AGIN IT..

Holy smokes.

We got people

Who read the bible.

This is the end

The very end.

My friend.
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31-08-2013, 12:05 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 11:54 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  This is the end

The very end.

My friend.

Dude, don't give up yet. The metatron must go on. Better than the funnies in the paper. I gotta have my fix.

You go and start quoting the doors, something must be wrong.

I do believe.

That you took those photos.

I really do.

Photos don't lie.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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31-08-2013, 12:23 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(31-08-2013 12:05 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  Dude, don't give up yet. The metatron must go on. Better than the funnies in the paper. I gotta have my fix.

You go and start quoting the doors, something must be wrong.

I do believe.

That you took those photos.

I really do.

Photos don't lie.










Can you hear me knocking?

At you window.

Can you hear me knocking?

At your door.

Happy Sabbath, to you.

It is Friday night.

And all Sabbath prayers, have been said.

http://thenewholybible.org/shekinahs_sab...ritual.htm

So, it is time to party.

You found

The right day.

Mazeltov.
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31-08-2013, 02:24 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 10:13 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  But, you will not do it

Unless, you adhere to EVERY PIECE OF ADVICE, I give you.

One hair off

And you will croak at seventy.

Why should I give a shit when I die ? Anyway I did perfectly fine without your enlightened guidance before, what makes you think I'm gonna bother with you now ? Especially since your God suffers from a distinct inability to do anything at all.
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31-08-2013, 08:26 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(30-08-2013 04:49 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  There has only been ONE, new bible published, in some 2000 years.

Mine.

And

I already answered that by saying "Signs, signs, everywhere signs".

And that means, traditionally, that prophets "are proven" by signs.

That is how you prove a prophet.

What kind of "signs", does he have?

And

How many?

I come

With bags, of them.

Boxes, full of them.

Shopping carts.

Semi's.

Full of signs.

You

"Add them up".

Then

You believe.

Well, plenty of people claim to have published the only new Bible. What makes you any different to them? And the problem with "signs" is that coincidences happen and things get misinterpreted. You can find "signs" for practically anything, that's how superstition arises. I need something more concrete than vague "signs" to believe. If God exists he could appear in the sky and announce to the world that they should buy your Bible and worship him, that would remove all doubt. Why has he failed to do so so far? Why has he killed a random dude on the other side of the world instead?

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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