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20-08-2013, 01:19 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Okay so yeah, I'm going with others on this and saying that he is either mentally ill or a VERY malicious poe. Best to ignore him.

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20-08-2013, 01:26 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(20-08-2013 01:09 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  Man,you are one hilarious demigod




Well, I am not a stiff, put it that way.

A religious life, is more fun, than a secular life.

You people have to worry.

You have no peace of mind.

You are always waiting, for the other shoe to drop.

A religious person, has God at their back.

And peace of mind, between their ears.

There are no shoes to drop.

We are in a constant party.

Constant "bliss".

The way we feel, should be illegal.

We go from one party, to the next.

Blissing out, 24/7.

I'm sure someone would make up a law against it, if they could.

Nah nah, na na nah.

Peace of mind

Is the reward for being a Christian.

Not a care in the world.

God takes care of everything, and I mean everything.

Pure bliss.

Swim in it.
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20-08-2013, 01:29 PM
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(20-08-2013 01:19 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Okay so yeah, I'm going with others on this and saying that he is either mentally ill or a VERY malicious poe. Best to ignore him.



Gosh, I have never been called "malicious".

What in the world, are you talking about?

Are you sure, you have the right thread?

Never heard that before.
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20-08-2013, 01:35 PM
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(20-08-2013 12:58 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 12:22 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Ah yes, the original bible (i.e. the Japanese version of the Bibah) is my favourite. All in Haiku. And strictly 5, 7, 5.

If god writes them, can you please link to the pdfs of the originals... or are they written in/on stone?

If I was god, I would have learned to type them myself by now.

Your god is a lazy god.




God, does not do ANY physical labor.

I mean nothing.

I have to spoon feed God, his meals.

Blow his nose.

Hold the drinking cup to his lips, etc..

Everything.

The attendant to God, really attends.

God needs "Attends" ?
I s'pose at his age, he would be incontinent.
You wipe his butt then too ?

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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20-08-2013, 01:37 PM
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Didn't Egor write his own bible too? We all know what happened there.

Drinking Beverage

Not yet worthy of a "shoo fly" but time will tell...


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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20-08-2013, 01:40 PM
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(20-08-2013 01:00 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  God gets high.

More than you, I bet.


Sounds like a challenge to me.




I accept. Drinking Beverage

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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20-08-2013, 01:41 PM
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(20-08-2013 01:15 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  If it's in the bible, it is okey doke.
Man, what a party it was, this year.
Epic.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (King James Version)
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Alrighty then. Epic indeed. Epic fail.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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20-08-2013, 01:41 PM
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(20-08-2013 12:58 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  God, does not do ANY physical labor.
I mean nothing.
I have to spoon feed God, his meals.
Blow his nose.
Hold the drinking cup to his lips, etc..
Everything.
The attendant to God, really attends.


This is beginning to remind me of a movie I saw long time ago...
There was a guy whose mother was a bit like you describe your god
although
I think
she might have been
dead
already.

I'm trying to remember who was in it... Alfred Perkins, maybe?

(20-08-2013 01:15 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  ...
If it's in the bible, it is okey doke.
...

If you mind asking your god a trivial question...
What is her/his/its current position on the ol' thorny subject of slavery.

Cheers

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20-08-2013, 01:44 PM
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(20-08-2013 12:54 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  And yes he is big, I am 6 foot 7 inches.

And he, is about the same.

Technically, I am what is call a "Metatron", a Metatron Angel.

And those, are always very big, and very tall.

Scary.

Overwhelming.

They win battles, every time.

I believe you've mistaken yourself. Clearly you're a vegetron.
The Vege-tron.
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20-08-2013, 02:16 PM
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(20-08-2013 01:35 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(20-08-2013 12:58 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  God, does not do ANY physical labor.

I mean nothing.

I have to spoon feed God, his meals.

Blow his nose.

Hold the drinking cup to his lips, etc..

Everything.

The attendant to God, really attends.

God needs "Attends" ?
I s'pose at his age, he would be incontinent.
You wipe his butt then too ?



No, God does not poop.

But if he did, I would be the wiper, to be sure.

I have to dress God, wash God, all these things.

God likes being "catered to".

It is like a fetish, with him (her actually, most people don't know, that God IS A GIRL.)

God likes being treated like God.

And the High Priest, me, is the one that does it.

God don't like watching tv.

God was there, when the show was made, already seen it.

God likes talking.

Kissing.

Intimacy.

With me.

We are a famous couple.

A famous couple.

Thanks for asking.
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