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01-09-2013, 07:29 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(01-09-2013 02:51 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  If I saw this face outside my door or window:
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... I'd probably open up... in order to shoot it off with a shotgun.










My goodness

My dear.

What did you expect me

To look like?

I tell coppers

To "stuff it".

The police

Live at my discretion.

The

Lord

Jesus

Christ.

Maybe

You heard of me.
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01-09-2013, 07:34 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(01-09-2013 04:50 PM)joben1 Wrote:  
(01-09-2013 02:36 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Hey homeys.

How's it going?

Can you hear me knocking?

At your window.

Can you hear me knocking?

At your door.

No.

I can't hear you.

And you can't tempt me.

Oh Satan.

You know this.

As you have tried before.

On the hill.

I have cast.

Your minions out.

And your minion.

Mark.

Has been cast out.

Too.

Now shoo...fly.







A rapper.

Can you hear me rappin?

At your window.

Can you hear me rappin?

At your door.

I can hear it.
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01-09-2013, 09:38 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(01-09-2013 07:29 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(01-09-2013 02:51 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  If I saw this face outside my door or window:
[Image: mark_dreher.jpg]
... I'd probably open up... in order to shoot it off with a shotgun.










My goodness

My dear.

What did you expect me

To look like?

I tell coppers

To "stuff it".

The police

Live at my discretion.

The

Lord

Jesus

Christ.

Maybe

You heard of me.

Fuck tha police!

Fuck

fuck

fuck tha police!

Big Grin

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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01-09-2013, 11:28 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Should I even bother sifting through this stack of posts, or can I safely assume that once the apologists has hit the 'free verse' stage he has nothing left to say?

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01-09-2013, 11:32 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(01-09-2013 11:28 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Should I even bother sifting through this stack of posts, or can I safely assume that once the apologists has hit the 'free verse' stage he has nothing left to say?

You new to this thread? This is no apologist, motherfucker's written his own revised bible.

Can't say that it would be the most interesting read, but this dude is out there. Nothing here with any meat on it, but if you're bored.......

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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01-09-2013, 11:32 PM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(01-09-2013 11:28 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Should I even bother sifting through this stack of posts, or can I safely assume that once the apologists has hit the 'free verse' stage he has nothing left to say?

Hey there.

Long time no see. Welcome back.

It's worth reading... not the loony "I'm Jesus" stuff but there is some good comedy in there from the team.

Enjoy.

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02-09-2013, 12:42 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(01-09-2013 11:28 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Should I even bother sifting through this stack of posts, or can I safely assume that once the apologists has hit the 'free verse' stage he has nothing left to say?








Oh no.

I can still help you my dear.

I noticed your name, you mention "evolution".

And, that is an interesting subject.

Here, is THE REAL

"Story of Creation".

http://thenewholybible.org/The_Story_of_Creation.htm

But

Be careful..

It

Is

A

Roller coaster.

Can you hear me rappin?

At your window.

Can you hear me rappin?

At your door.
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02-09-2013, 12:46 AM
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(01-09-2013 11:32 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(01-09-2013 11:28 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Should I even bother sifting through this stack of posts, or can I safely assume that once the apologists has hit the 'free verse' stage he has nothing left to say?

You new to this thread? This is no apologist, motherfucker's written his own revised bible.

Can't say that it would be the most interesting read, but this dude is out there. Nothing here with any meat on it, but if you're bored.......









You used a bad word.

I'm telling.

And

There is plenty of meat, you know.

Pages 60

Through 70

Are pretty meaty.

If you're hungry.
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02-09-2013, 12:56 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(02-09-2013 12:46 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(01-09-2013 11:32 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  You new to this thread? This is no apologist, motherfucker's written his own revised bible.

Can't say that it would be the most interesting read, but this dude is out there. Nothing here with any meat on it, but if you're bored.......









You used a bad word.

I'm telling.

And

There is plenty of meat, you know.

Pages 60

Through 70

Are pretty meaty.

If you're hungry.

You gonna tell on me? Tell that sexy bitch to come over and pole dance for me.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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02-09-2013, 01:01 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(02-09-2013 12:46 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  There is plenty of meat, you know.

Are pretty meaty.

If you're hungry.

Mark Dreher suger svær jesus-pikk til frokost, lunsj, middag og kveldsmat. "Hellig pikk er godt for helsa" sier Mark.

Go ahead, use google translate on it.

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