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02-09-2013, 01:04 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(02-09-2013 12:56 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  You gonna tell on me? Tell that sexy bitch to come over and pole dance for me.







That, would be interesting.

Get God, to do a pole dance.

That is kind of funny, actually.

Ha

Ha ha.

See

I thought it was funny.

I have a sense of humor

You know.

I put my pants on

One leg at a time.

Similar, to you, you know.
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02-09-2013, 01:54 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Well, fuck, me, silly!

The, Mark, of the, Devil, Driveler,

Speaks, once, again.

Whats, next?

I'm, bored.

“Forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be born.” - Lawrence M. Krauss
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02-09-2013, 02:02 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(02-09-2013 12:42 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(01-09-2013 11:28 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Should I even bother sifting through this stack of posts, or can I safely assume that once the apologists has hit the 'free verse' stage he has nothing left to say?

Here, is THE REAL

"Story of Creation".

http://thenewholybible.org/The_Story_of_Creation.htm

...

Really? The old 'behemoth is a brontosaurs' canard?

This is how ignorant you are. Brontosaurus never existed, so it cannot be your Behemoth. Anyways, the African Elephant is a much better match. Also your Unicorn is a Rhinoceros, and your Leviathan is a Nile Crocodile.

These things can get MASSIVE.

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02-09-2013, 06:57 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(02-09-2013 02:02 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Really? The old 'behemoth is a brontosaurs' canard?

This is how ignorant you are. Brontosaurus never existed, so it cannot be your Behemoth. Anyways, the African Elephant is a much better match. Also your Unicorn is a Rhinoceros, and your Leviathan is a Nile Crocodile.

These things can get MASSIVE.









No, the Behemoth

Is the "brontosaurus".

Anybody, knows that.

There are dinosaurs, in the bible.
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02-09-2013, 07:00 AM
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(02-09-2013 06:57 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  There are dinosaurs, in the bible.








Finally got to use that properly.

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02-09-2013, 08:16 AM (This post was last modified: 02-09-2013 09:08 AM by EvolutionKills.)
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(02-09-2013 06:57 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  No, the Behemoth

Is the "brontosaurus".

Anybody, knows that.

There are dinosaurs, in the bible.

No, because Brontosaurus never existed. It was a mislabeled Apatosaurus, a victim of the Bone Wars that stemmed from the rivalry between paleontologists Edward Drinker Cope and Othniel Charles Marsh.

This is how little you know. Why should I take anything you say about the Bible seriously if you can't keep up to date on a century old laymen's mistake. If you don't know that Brontosaurus never existed, under what authority can you attempt to claim that dinosaurs were in the Bible; when you clearly know JACK-SHIT about dinosaurs?

Argument from Ignorance is not a form of evidence, it is an admission of an abject lack of knowledge.

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02-09-2013, 08:40 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(02-09-2013 07:00 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  


That's pretty much my reaction to this whole thread. Makes me giggle. Laughat

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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02-09-2013, 09:05 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
Poor mark and shakira are in way over their heads. This thread has gone through wonder, disbelief, humor, and now pity for someone who is mentally disturbed.
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02-09-2013, 09:11 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(02-09-2013 08:16 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  No, because Brontosaurus never existed. It was a mislabeled Apatosaurus, a victim of the Bone Wars that stemmed from the rivalry between paleontologists Edward Drinker Cope and Othniel Charles Marsh.

This is how little you know. Why should I take anything you say about the Bible seriously if you can't keep up to date a century old laymen's mistake. If you don't know that Brontosaurus never existed, under what authority can you attempt to claim that dinosaurs were in the Bible; when you clearly know JACK-SHIT about dinosaurs?

Argument from Ignorance is not a form of evidence, it is an admission of an abject lack of knowledge.





Well my dear

If want to call a brontosaurus

An apatosaurus.

That is your problem.

Never heard

Of one of those.

But bronti

I heard of.

I call him bronti

For short.
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02-09-2013, 09:14 AM
RE: Welcome Mark Dreher
(02-09-2013 07:00 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(02-09-2013 06:57 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  There are dinosaurs, in the bible.

Finally got to use that properly.










"Behold the Behemoth", the Dinosaurs in the Bible.

http://thenewholybible.org/behold_the_be..._bible.htm

Just, had to ask.

You know.
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