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20-11-2013, 10:33 PM
RE: Well finally have an answer how Noah's ark happened!
(20-11-2013 10:09 PM)jaguar3030 Wrote:  
(20-11-2013 10:05 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  Oh my Vishnu! They so need to make this movie. I would so watch it. All the creation nuts would be going crazy, and we could chant, "teach the controversy".

And they'd be like, "There is now controversy in Creationism. We are in agreement, there was only one ark. You guys are just making it up that there is a controversy within Creationism about how many arks there were, and what really happened to the dinosaurs".

And we'd be like, "Nope, there is a controversy within Creationism, and we want equal time to preach the two boat flood story in your churches"!

We so need to get a movement started to get this in their churches!

Speaking of controversies, I was doing a little digging on the 'dinosaur' mentioned in the bible. King James says something such as 'a tail like a cedar tree.' However, the correct translation was more to the degree of "a penis like a cedar tree."

http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CH/CH711.html
Its tail sways like a cedar;
sways, it doesn't say as thick a cedar. Are they really that dense? The writer is simply stating that the tail moves. like a cedar tree in the wind.

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21-11-2013, 09:35 AM
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(20-11-2013 09:25 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  


Hell, yes! Hollywood SO gets the Bible details right, every time. Awesome!

Checkmate, atheists! Crowe's sincerity will lead billions to faith!
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21-11-2013, 10:34 AM
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(20-11-2013 10:33 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  
(20-11-2013 10:09 PM)jaguar3030 Wrote:  Speaking of controversies, I was doing a little digging on the 'dinosaur' mentioned in the bible. King James says something such as 'a tail like a cedar tree.' However, the correct translation was more to the degree of "a penis like a cedar tree."

http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CH/CH711.html
Its tail sways like a cedar;
sways, it doesn't say as thick a cedar. Are they really that dense? The writer is simply stating that the tail moves. like a cedar tree in the wind.

I think you are misunderstanding what the writer is saying. King James Version changed the translation from 'penis' to 'tail.'

A lot of YEC will tell me that the bible talks about dinosaurs and they cite this verse. They say no large creature except dino's had huge tails.

It's funny to me because of the mistranslation. The original writer wasn't talking about a tail at all.
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21-11-2013, 11:14 AM
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(21-11-2013 10:34 AM)jaguar3030 Wrote:  
(20-11-2013 10:33 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  Its tail sways like a cedar;
sways, it doesn't say as thick a cedar. Are they really that dense? The writer is simply stating that the tail moves. like a cedar tree in the wind.

I think you are misunderstanding what the writer is saying. King James Version changed the translation from 'penis' to 'tail.'

A lot of YEC will tell me that the bible talks about dinosaurs and they cite this verse. They say no large creature except dino's had huge tails.

It's funny to me because of the mistranslation. The original writer wasn't talking about a tail at all.
You'd think that they would use the original version all the time. Just can't agree on anything...

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21-11-2013, 11:21 AM
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Oh, Emma Watson, . . . . .really? But seriously, . . . I know a lot of christians will go to see it expecting to see a biblical account. . . and I hope it is SO far different that they'll leave angry.
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21-11-2013, 11:26 AM (This post was last modified: 21-11-2013 11:34 AM by Raptor Jesus.)
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(20-11-2013 09:39 PM)sporehux Wrote:  http://blogs.answersingenesis.org/blogs/...promotion/

Ken ham doesnt like it, Thats enough for me to want to watch it.

He gives quite a compelling (pre)review Smile
"It appears as if every species was crammed in the Ark instead of just the kinds of animals, thus mocking the Ark account the same way secularists do today."
"Noah does not have a relationship with God but rather with circumstances and has deadly visions of the Flood".
"After the Flood Noah becomes so distant from his family that he lives in a cave, getting drunk by the beach".
"Methuselah is a type of witch-doctor, whose mental health is questionable".

I just checked out the AiG link about it. I found this critique against the movie funny.

"1. In the film, Noah was robbed of his birthright by Tubal-Cain. The serpent’s body (i.e., Satan), which was shed in Eden, was their “birthright reminder.” It also doubled with magical power that they would wrap around their arm. So weird!"

Yeah...that's the weird partDodgy

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21-11-2013, 11:30 AM
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(21-11-2013 11:21 AM)DeavonReye Wrote:  Oh, Emma Watson, . . . . .really? But seriously, . . . I know a lot of christians will go to see it expecting to see a biblical account. . . and I hope it is SO far different that they'll leave angry.

Ken Ham is also upset because they actually try to put two of every species in the ark, instead of just two of every kind.

I would be upset too if a movie actually showed, visually, directly how impossible and ridiculous the story actually is...I mean I would be if I was a creationist.

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21-11-2013, 12:02 PM
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(21-11-2013 09:35 AM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
(20-11-2013 09:25 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  


Hell, yes! Hollywood SO gets the Bible details right, every time. Awesome!

Checkmate, atheists! Crowe's sincerity will lead billions to faith!

You sure? That 2 hours of torture porn, courtesy of Mel Gibson, didn't work out so well last time. Not only that, it was your homeboy Jesus too! This is Noah, rocking the Old Testament; so my money is on it driving them towards Judaism. Consider

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21-11-2013, 12:30 PM
RE: Well finally have an answer how Noah's ark happened!
(21-11-2013 12:02 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(21-11-2013 09:35 AM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  Hell, yes! Hollywood SO gets the Bible details right, every time. Awesome!

Checkmate, atheists! Crowe's sincerity will lead billions to faith!

You sure? That 2 hours of torture porn, courtesy of Mel Gibson, didn't work out so well last time. Not only that, it was your homeboy Jesus too! This is Noah, rocking the Old Testament; so my money is on it driving them towards Judaism. Consider
trolling the troll or did you completely miss the sarcasm? Tongue

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21-11-2013, 01:17 PM
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(21-11-2013 12:30 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  
(21-11-2013 12:02 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  You sure? That 2 hours of torture porn, courtesy of Mel Gibson, didn't work out so well last time. Not only that, it was your homeboy Jesus too! This is Noah, rocking the Old Testament; so my money is on it driving them towards Judaism. Consider
trolling the troll or did you completely miss the sarcasm? Tongue

That's entirely dependent on how much you think I think this movie will convert people to Judaism. Consider

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