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18-08-2013, 06:13 PM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
(18-08-2013 05:59 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(18-08-2013 05:38 PM)onedream Wrote:  ...
family harmony.
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18-08-2013, 07:00 PM
Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
Yeah. I'm as hot as him.
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18-08-2013, 07:28 PM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
(18-08-2013 07:00 PM)onedream Wrote:  Yeah. I'm as hot as him.

Him then or him now?

Huh

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18-08-2013, 09:23 PM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
(18-08-2013 02:26 PM)onedream Wrote:  Our pastor today said " I don't believe in evolution because we have all these fully developed bodily systems. And how could mankind slowly and eventually develop those? How can you walk around with half a digestive system!!???? Did they ever think of that?"

I looked around and people were nodding in agreement.

I about fell out if my chair.

He has no idea, but he's playing with the argument of irreducible complexity with the dimmest of understanding.

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19-08-2013, 06:30 AM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
It's pretty embarrassing watching a grown man making the stupidest kind of argument so sure that he, contrary to all the most educated men the world has known, has found an irrefutable flaw in the theory of evolution.

It's not just ignorance, but arrogance. It would be like me deciding that I, as someone without physics education or research, claimed to have discovered that singularities are impossible because "You can't scrunch up so much matter that small". Decades of research thrown out the window because of my singular brilliance.

Facepalm indeed.

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19-08-2013, 06:40 AM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
(18-08-2013 02:26 PM)onedream Wrote:  Our pastor today said " I don't believe in evolution because we have all these fully developed bodily systems. And how could mankind slowly and eventually develop those? How can you walk around with half a digestive system!!???? Did they ever think of that?"

I looked around and people were nodding in agreement.

I about fell out if my chair.

That preacher is obviously a Comfort fan.

I think we have our diagnosis: Your preacher there suffers from stupid. I will let Spongebob take this one:
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My medical recommendation? Preacher should not be allowed to breed or be near children.

.,. Priests should not be allowed near children under normal circumstances, but this is an extra special need to keep the preacher away from them. We don't know if Advanced Stupid is contagious.

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19-08-2013, 06:40 AM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
(19-08-2013 06:30 AM)Elesjei Wrote:  ...
"You can't scrunch up so much matter that small".
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I am prepared to bet a month's salary that you can't.

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19-08-2013, 07:34 AM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
(19-08-2013 06:40 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(18-08-2013 02:26 PM)onedream Wrote:  Our pastor today said " I don't believe in evolution because we have all these fully developed bodily systems. And how could mankind slowly and eventually develop those? How can you walk around with half a digestive system!!???? Did they ever think of that?"

I looked around and people were nodding in agreement.

I about fell out if my chair.

That preacher is obviously a Comfort fan.

I think we have our diagnosis: Your preacher there suffers from stupid. I will let Spongebob take this one:
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My medical recommendation? Preacher should not be allowed to breed or be near children.

.,. Priests should not be allowed near children under normal circumstances, but this is an extra special need to keep the preacher away from them. We don't know if Advanced Stupid is contagious.

Hmmmm, the evidence suggests that Advanced Stupid is both communicable and heritable.

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19-08-2013, 04:12 PM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
(18-08-2013 06:13 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(18-08-2013 05:59 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Unsure

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Dammit Hobbit, grounding dangling references is my job. Now I'm gonna be all twitchy and shit until I find another one.
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20-08-2013, 10:33 AM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
Hide a "wrong answer" buzzer somewhere in the church and remotely trigger it from time to time.
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