Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
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20-08-2013, 10:36 AM (This post was last modified: 20-08-2013 10:45 AM by WeAreTheCosmos.)
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
Or a parabolic speaker/mic combo so whatever you say will feel like somebody whispering in the pastors ear, and nobody else will hear it. "Hey, what are you doing? Don't tell people that evolution isn't real... I worked really hard on that, now apologize."

Only problem with that is you can't use the voice of god to convince him there is no god.

Or can you?

I wonder if an all powerful god could disprove his own existence.
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20-08-2013, 01:15 PM
RE: Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
(18-08-2013 02:26 PM)onedream Wrote:  Our pastor today said " I don't believe in evolution because we have all these fully developed bodily systems. And how could mankind slowly and eventually develop those? How can you walk around with half a digestive system!!???? Did they ever think of that?"

I looked around and people were nodding in agreement.

I about fell out if my chair.
Could have you stood up and suggested that the church invite an evolutionary biologist in to explain the science behind evolution to the congregation?

Or is that a No, no in church
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20-08-2013, 03:26 PM
Went to church today - Weapons Grade Evolution Fail
I like both of the previous responses.

"Psssttt.... Hey... It's me, God. I'm all in your head."
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