What Did You Learn Today?
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10-06-2014, 06:19 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Update : Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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31-07-2014, 01:19 PM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
I learned the whole "T-rex blood" discovery is the only thing creationist have left that they will defend with all of their might besides the bible.

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04-08-2014, 10:39 AM
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I AM GOING TO ENGLAND AND CHICAGO NEXT YEAR SUCK MY ASS.
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04-08-2014, 02:34 PM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
"Start with yourself" sounds really ignorant to misanthropes. The person sending it has assumed that the misanthrope chose what they've learned about humans. It also suggests that faith in one's kind is limitless. Feeling high off of yourself would mean that you like at least one human.
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14-09-2014, 06:45 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
Not that I learned this today I actually learned it in the passed week....I have learned to make fire on Photoshop that looks realistic, I have learned that there is beauty in even the strangest photos I take during my graphic design class, and I learned that I actually enjoy graphic design...and that I should be more patient with computers, well because I now use 3 different ones every week day for school
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23-09-2014, 06:19 PM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
That we need to find the beauty in each and every day. It doesn't always jump out at us, but it's there, if we're paying attention. Heart

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23-09-2014, 06:24 PM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
That I'm dumb at science Weeping

I'm taking Useful Genetics on Coursera and I got a 40% on quiz 2. It's interesting but GEEZ there is a lot I don't know!

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23-09-2014, 06:27 PM
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(23-09-2014 06:24 PM)Colourcraze Wrote:  That I'm dumb at science Weeping

I'm taking Useful Genetics on Coursera and I got a 40% on quiz 2. It's interesting but GEEZ there is a lot I don't know!

aw. well, if you want to get better at it, just keep trying.
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23-09-2014, 06:30 PM
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(23-09-2014 06:24 PM)Colourcraze Wrote:  That I'm dumb at science Weeping

I'm taking Useful Genetics on Coursera and I got a 40% on quiz 2. It's interesting but GEEZ there is a lot I don't know!

You can usually retake quizzes at coursera.

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23-09-2014, 06:32 PM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
(23-09-2014 06:30 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(23-09-2014 06:24 PM)Colourcraze Wrote:  That I'm dumb at science Weeping

I'm taking Useful Genetics on Coursera and I got a 40% on quiz 2. It's interesting but GEEZ there is a lot I don't know!

You can usually retake quizzes at coursera.

Yeah! Usually they give you like 3 chances but this one doesn't. The upside is that they drop the two lowest quiz scores for the final average. So let's just hope I don't make anything else lower!

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