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09-12-2012, 01:00 PM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
Well I have just learned that a letter arrived for me yesterday that my landladies GF forgot to give me until about 20 mins ago.

Its a A4 sized envelope and whilst i opening it im thinking WTF is this?

Turns out its from my work, I have a hearing about my attendance and it includes my sickness records for the last 7 years. Its like a fucking telephone directory Confused

In 7 years I have had 42 weeks off.... didnt realise it was that bad Sad

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09-12-2012, 01:02 PM
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I just learned that Bemore rarely goes to work.

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
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09-12-2012, 01:25 PM
What Did You Learn Today?
I just learned that some people name envelopes with letters and numbers.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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09-12-2012, 01:33 PM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
(09-12-2012 01:00 PM)bemore Wrote:  Well I have just learned that a letter arrived for me yesterday that my landladies GF forgot to give me until about 20 mins ago.

Its a A4 sized envelope and whilst i opening it im thinking WTF is this?

Turns out its from my work, I have a hearing about my attendance and it includes my sickness records for the last 7 years. Its like a fucking telephone directory Confused

In 7 years I have had 42 weeks off.... didnt realise it was that bad Sad
You mean to tell me you've missed nearly a year of work, over the last seven years??

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09-12-2012, 02:47 PM
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Today I learned the word "todger" and used it in a sentence.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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09-12-2012, 10:01 PM
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Today I learned that at one point in time the Pope's librarian once said that Saturn's rings can be explained by that when Jesus was resurrected that is where he put his foreskin. And hence, Saturn's rings are in fact Jesus's foreskin.

Who knew, and here I was thinking they were largely clumps of ice and rock.

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09-12-2012, 10:08 PM
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That this meme:

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Is actually David Silverman who is apparently president of American Atheists.

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09-12-2012, 10:20 PM
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You did not know that?

Seriously?

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09-12-2012, 10:25 PM
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I learned today it takes freaking hours to smoke turkey legs!


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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09-12-2012, 10:34 PM
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(09-12-2012 10:20 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  You did not know that?

Seriously?
Son, I have a very much above normal IQ. I am well educated in many respected fields including the likes of History, Astronomy and the latest gossip of the Royal Family (true story).

I do not need to clutter my brain with such drivel as the origins of pop cultural memes and other assorted things the young people are into these days.
So when I accidentally learn such things that are apparently common knowledge it should not come as such a surprise that it has eluded my brain for so long when I direct my efforts to stare away from such things on purpose.

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