What Did You Learn Today?
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 5 Votes - 4.2 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
23-11-2012, 09:55 PM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?



Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein Certified Ancient Astronaut Theorist & Levitating Yogi
Sent by Jebus to put the stud back in Bible Study.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Bucky Ball's post
24-11-2012, 09:45 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
(23-11-2012 09:38 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(23-11-2012 07:59 PM)Chas Wrote:  Yeah, I knew about Hampton Roads - I worked on it. I was the lead software engineer on the SCADA (supervisory control and data acquisition) computer system for CO and fog sensors, fans, lights, traffic flow monitoring, and status display.

I assume the Oresundbridge is similar.
Fuck you, you piece of shit! You are responsible for my agony! FUCKING 2 hours of my life per day, for years, gone! Fuck you Chas! You wanna' know the status of traffic? It's not fucking moving!

Whew! That felt good! Cool I know you aren't truly responsible for everything, but you're the closest thing I've found to blame, so thanks for being my punching bag Smile


Hey, I told them to make it wider, more lanes, but would they listen? Noooooooo. Angry

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
[Image: flagstiny%206.gif]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-11-2012, 10:10 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
(24-11-2012 09:45 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(23-11-2012 09:38 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  Fuck you, you piece of shit! You are responsible for my agony! FUCKING 2 hours of my life per day, for years, gone! Fuck you Chas! You wanna' know the status of traffic? It's not fucking moving!

Whew! That felt good! Cool I know you aren't truly responsible for everything, but you're the closest thing I've found to blame, so thanks for being my punching bag Smile


Hey, I told them to make it wider, more lanes, but would they listen? Noooooooo. Angry


Thus proving that a prophet is never heeded in his own engineering company.

So much for intelligent design.

Dodgy

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-11-2012, 10:15 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
This morning I learned how to be more careful when I'm unloading feed sacks....

[Image: a1737c15a40ab6422784f2b6c7a10869.jpg]

You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-11-2012, 11:34 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
Ouch! Stark.

That, I did not need to see!

But you have reminded me that today I have learned that having a pedicure tickles enough to cause a foot-jerk reaction to kick the pedicurist in her boob.

(but I recommend one, Stark)

And that no matter how many times you have it done, waxing of the inner thighs fucking hurts.

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-11-2012, 11:38 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
It's been a while since I've seen a picture taken all the way back in 2001.

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-11-2012, 11:39 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
Lol, sorry DLJ. Dint mean to burn out yer retinas.

And yes, pedicure first thing Monday. Get that nail trimmed down (I already super glued it)

You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-11-2012, 11:41 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
2001? You mean mine?

You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Stark Raving's post
24-11-2012, 11:41 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
(24-11-2012 10:10 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(24-11-2012 09:45 AM)Chas Wrote:  Hey, I told them to make it wider, more lanes, but would they listen? Noooooooo. Angry


Thus proving that a prophet is never heeded in his own engineering company.

So much for intelligent design.

Dodgy


The overall contractor was Parsons, Brinckerhoff, Quade & Douglas, known today as Parsons Brinckerhoff.


I used to refer to them as Pretty Bad, Quick and Dirty. Drinking Beverage

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
[Image: flagstiny%206.gif]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-11-2012, 11:48 AM
RE: What Did You Learn Today?
Today I learned that the flow of water can reverse in the pipes, actually sucking all the water in the toilet tank back up and making a horrible poltergeist sound and wake you up and make you scream that the world is ending and the mayans were right...

really weird Confused

[Image: sigvacachica.png]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 3 users Like nach_in's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: