What I've learned from 1 hour of Christian TV
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14-05-2015, 03:23 AM
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Firstly I am just getting my head around the fact that here in the UK we have gawd channels. I seriously did not know this. I guess I have never been that far down the channels to discover this. But it seems there's porn and horror movies down that neck of the woods too so I may venture that way later. Particularly if one possible consequence to this is a damn good spanking for being so bad.

(13-05-2015 12:09 PM)TubbyTubby Wrote:  If the wife catches me, she'll smack my arse (that's for putting god channel on and not the cider).

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14-05-2015, 04:12 AM
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(14-05-2015 03:23 AM)Eva Wrote:  Particularly if one possible consequence to this is a damn good spanking for being so bad.

It's like a double masochistic pleasure. First the mix of torment and fascination I get from listening to people talk about myths as though they are something tangible and real followed by bending over while the wife puts her whip to work.

I've never tried to watch Joyce Meyer while getting an arse whipping at the SAME time but I suspect it would all be over pretty quickly.

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14-05-2015, 04:36 AM
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(14-05-2015 04:12 AM)TubbyTubby Wrote:  
(14-05-2015 03:23 AM)Eva Wrote:  Particularly if one possible consequence to this is a damn good spanking for being so bad.

It's like a double masochistic pleasure. First the mix of torment and fascination I get from listening to people talk about myths as though they are something tangible and real followed by bending over while the wife puts her whip to work.

I've never tried to watch Joyce Meyer while getting an arse whipping at the SAME time but I suspect it would all be over pretty quickly.

She's almost 72 years old. With any luck, she'll be dead soon. Drinking Beverage

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14-05-2015, 05:34 AM
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(14-05-2015 04:36 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(14-05-2015 04:12 AM)TubbyTubby Wrote:  It's like a double masochistic pleasure. First the mix of torment and fascination I get from listening to people talk about myths as though they are something tangible and real followed by bending over while the wife puts her whip to work.

I've never tried to watch Joyce Meyer while getting an arse whipping at the SAME time but I suspect it would all be over pretty quickly.

She's almost 72 years old. With any luck, she'll be dead soon. Drinking Beverage
I just did a google image search for 'Joyce Meyer naked'. Something inside me has changed after looking at the results. I'm not sure what but I definately feel a bit odd.

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14-05-2015, 06:19 AM
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I walked out of the living room last sunday and when I came back the program I had been watching was over and Joel Osteen's creepy grin was filling the screen, I almost broke my finger changing the channel. How anyone can stand more than 4 seconds of looking at that creepy clown grin is beyond me...and yet he is worth $40 million+ USD, god is good Shocking

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14-05-2015, 06:22 AM
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(14-05-2015 06:19 AM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  I walked out of the living room last sunday and when I came back the program I had been watching was over and Joel Osteen's creepy grin was filling the screen, I almost broke my finger changing the channel. How anyone can stand more than 4 seconds of looking at that creepy clown grin is beyond me...and yet he is worth $40 million+ USD, god is good Shocking

He has $40 million - he's not worth a bucket of warm spit. Dodgy

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