Poll: What Should Erxomai Do?
Go to hell!
Fuck off!
Eat shit and die!
Pound sand and die!
Bite me!
Kiss my grits!
A & C only
B & D only
E & D & Maybe F, but not C
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18-11-2012, 10:22 AM
RE: What Should Erxomai Do?
(18-11-2012 10:19 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(18-11-2012 10:03 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Well, we won't be using a combine for these crops. Little too delicate for that.

And for the record, there are those that would argue that my crops would compete against your concubines. Just sayin.

Why not combine the concubines?

A combination of Stark's weed and DLJ's flowers.

Gotta like the sound of that!

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18-11-2012, 10:23 AM
What Should Erxomai Do?
I think you should both move to Seattle and we'll start a Weed, Wine, and Concubine service!

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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18-11-2012, 10:29 AM
RE: What Should Erxomai Do?
(18-11-2012 10:23 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  I think you should both move to Seattle and we'll start a Weed, Wine, and Concubine service!

'Weed, Wine, and Concubine'

There's a poem right there. Or a blues song.

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18-11-2012, 10:33 AM
RE: What Should Erxomai Do?
(18-11-2012 10:22 AM)DLJ Wrote:  DLJ's flowers.
Who are you and what have you done with DLJ? Blink


(18-11-2012 10:29 AM)DLJ Wrote:  'Weed, Wine, and Concubine'
There's a poem right there. Or a blues song.
That'd make an awesome blues song. I for one would totally listen to it.

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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18-11-2012, 11:16 AM
RE: What Should Erxomai Do?
Ok. I'm in. Weed, Wine, and Concubines......here I come! (pun slightly intended)

I think we will have a VERY popular business.

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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18-11-2012, 11:19 AM
What Should Erxomai Do?
(18-11-2012 10:33 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(18-11-2012 10:22 AM)DLJ Wrote:  DLJ's flowers.
Who are you and what have you done with DLJ? Blink


(18-11-2012 10:29 AM)DLJ Wrote:  'Weed, Wine, and Concubine'
There's a poem right there. Or a blues song.
That'd make an awesome blues song. I for one would totally listen to it.

You for one would probably be the only one. Laughat

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18-11-2012, 11:49 AM
RE: What Should Erxomai Do?
Weed, Wine, and Concubine
Da naaaa na na


Da naaaa na na

When I woke up this morning
(Do doooo do do)
I could hardly see
(Do doooo do do)
My tongue was all furry
Mouth tasted of pee.

I could stark remember
What happened last night
I called for my girls
Something not right.

Said “Hey! Concubine,
Please, bring me my wine”
LadyJane with Mary Jane
Came in from the vine.

She said “We don’t have that spirit here,
We finished it last fall.
We need to go a-harvesting
If you wanna drink some more.”


I said “Are you feeling fruity? I need some seedy weed”
She said “Don’t treat me like no Singapore whore; it’s loving that I need.

You’re smoking too much ganja
You’re drinking too much wine
You’re preaching days are over
But still you’re doing fine.”

I said “Since my Jesus left me
I got no place to dwell.
Singapore or Canada?”
She said “Go to hell!”
... ...


When I woke up this evening
My concubine was missing
The note said: I love you but
you rejected my kissing for your pissed atheising.

Take it away boys…..

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18-11-2012, 11:52 AM
What Should Erxomai Do?
(18-11-2012 11:49 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Weed, Wine, and Concubine
Da naaaa na na


Da naaaa na na

When I woke up this morning
(Do doooo do do)
I could hardly see
(Do doooo do do)
My tongue was all furry
Mouth tasted of pee.

I could stark remember
What happened last night
I called for my girls
Something not right.

Said “Hey! Concubine,
Please, bring me my wine”
LadyJane with Mary Jane
Came in from the vine.

She said “We don’t have that spirit here,
We finished it last fall.
We need to go a-harvesting
If you wanna drink some more.”


I said “Are you feeling fruity? I need some seedy weed”
She said “Don’t treat me like no Singapore whore; it’s loving that I need.

You’re smoking too much ganja
You’re drinking too much wine
You’re preaching days are over
But still you’re doing fine.”

I said “Since my Jesus left me
I got no place to dwell.
Singapore or Canada?”
She said “Go to hell!”
... ...


When I woke up this evening
My concubine was missing
The note said: I love you but
you rejected my kissing for your pissed atheising.

Take it away boys…..

Please hurry and take it away!

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
~Izel
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18-11-2012, 11:56 AM
RE: What Should Erxomai Do?
Wow. We have three valuable, high profit margin, in-demand products. We have expertise in all three. I think we shall be the trifecta of all that is awesomeness.

We gunna be rich boys!

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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18-11-2012, 11:59 AM
RE: What Should Erxomai Do?
Was gonna suggest something along these lines, but there ain't enough girls... pardon, enough flowers for DLJ in it.



"Now if the river was whiskey : and I was a diving duck
I would dive on the bottom : never would come up"

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